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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️
@lordsouthhelm.bsky.social
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Devonian born, UK based #Wülferhampton resident, varied interests, when not in the Mead Hall. Despise Tories. ‘Gender critical’, TERFS, (And other Transphobes) blocked on sight. Music and book lover - rather introverted. A good gif can say it all.
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3d
But it was a noble and heroic end.
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3d
It's a found footage series.

Sort of like the Blair Witch Project but far more disturbing.
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3d
Because you're in them. Unfortunately.
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3d
The sex scenes will be handled tastefully.
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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 4d
Do it, Poland.
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🇵🇱🤝Poland will force Putin's plane to land in order to arrest him – Foreign Minister Sikorski stated, that the country cannot guarantee safe passage of the aircraft over its territory.

And bloody right, he has sent drones into NATO, why the hell would we?
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
I’m working on the box set right now.
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
Hi kacidama 👋
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
😎👍
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 4d
Tough on Katie Lam's dad, who is the son of a German refugee.

Will he be deported too, I wonder?

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Tory MP criticised after demanding legally settled families be deported
Katie Lam said move would make UK ‘culturally coherent’ and that a large number of people ‘need to go home’
www.theguardian.com
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
I get that feeling. Regularly.

Good to have you back. 👍
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
Well, part 1 was gripping wasn’t it?
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah. Got the jam and cream though.

Need something to do in a hotel room in Penzance.

Walls were a bit thin though.
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
Good morning MC ☕️☺️
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
Was going to attempt some #creamfirst missionary work, but I value my personal safety and I don’t have any scones anyway. 🤷
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
Morning from Cornwall
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
Morning Baker. It’s #jamfirst down here, alas.

Hope you’re doing ok.
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
Morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton, from a hotel deep in the land of incorrect scone preparation😝😉
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
Good point 😆
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d
This will help you dig better and deeper, Lisa 🙄
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 5d
Good afternoon Ash and all of Wulferhampton. I’m in deepest Cornwall this evening. The Mead Hall fayre is rather nice.
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 5d
The bells of St. Clement’s have had it coming for a long time now.
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 5d
The people behind him are the main problem.

There could be worse to come.
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 6d
Morning kacidama 👋
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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 6d
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