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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️
@lordsouthhelm.bsky.social
Devonian born, UK based
#Wülferhampton resident, varied interests, when not in the Mead Hall. Despise Tories. ‘Gender critical’, TERFS, (And other Transphobes) blocked on sight.

Music and book lover - rather introverted.

A good gif can say it all.
Good (late) afternoon Ash and all of Wulferhampton.

Another successful day off avoiding the Christmas rush here 😎👍
December 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
He’s probably heard about the Big Tree.
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Afternoon Baroness 👋
December 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Goes to show that I don't know much about boxing, I suppose 😆
December 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Morning MC 👋☕️
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December 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I’m good. Just contemplating getting up and making coffee…☕️

Hope all well with you 👍
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I’m here. Good morning 👋☕️
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’m really not into boxing at all… but, bloody hell that was satisfying to watch.
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
They love each other really 😉
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Good afternoon MC 👋😊
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Knowing you, probably.
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Oh f*ck was certainly a variation on what I thought when I woke up with a sore head this morning.

Good Morning Baroness 👋
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Morning kacidama, I agree 😸
December 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Morning Baker. I do like rum but have never overindulged on it 🍹
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.

Larry Christmas to everyone too.

There may have been a tad too much single malt last night…
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December 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Not this one. Big REM fan 🫵🎵
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Lord SouthHelm's own Owl of Doom is the only possible response to this.
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December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
And in Radiohead you’ve got the perfect soundtrack for death.
December 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Knew you had taste, Popetato 😉👍
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM