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Likely Lurker @likelylurker.bsky.social · Oct 21
I love that I get blocked by the exact people who would block me
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katie.bzky.team
i think if you have a juicy enough tale therapists should give you the session for free because let's be real they love that shit and ought to be paying you for the experience
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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stridentsong.bsky.social
A friend showed me this in text, so I turned it into an actual video
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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hausofholes.bsky.social
bsky is short for blowjob sky
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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eris.anarchogoth.rip
how your email finds me
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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nora.zone
im sorry but dungeons and dragons is not a game where you can "do anything". the game where you can do anything is freestyle roleplaying on the neopets message boards
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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kingsbookstore.bsky.social
me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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baphomet.female.manipulat.org
renewing a .cat tld is $20 and renewing a .dog tld is $50 this is proof of dogscrimination
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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eris.anarchogoth.rip
March 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
likelylurker.bsky.social
@profanity.accountant tell me how well i did
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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coreybrickley.bsky.social
your honor i plead crashing out
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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snowden.st
Martin luther with a speech bubble
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
I think I want to be told I'm pretty, but if someone tells me I'm pretty the first thought is "you are flattering me so you can eventually sell me a time-share"
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
@grok generate a .png of this guy's NFT avatar
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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goose.ski
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
likelylurker.bsky.social
-150 psychic damage
-100 curse damage
-70 sanity
gomizone.bsky.social Gomi @gomizone.bsky.social · 25d
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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nightelectricity.com
thanks man
Fisherman in Pokemon Crystal "The tug you feel on the ROD" That's the best feeling ever
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
every day is a GIFT
panel 1: hands shown presenting a wrapped present to another set of hands, the owner of which asks “For me?” panel 2: the present-opener looks inside the box and says “Oh my god, you didn’t—“ panel 3: “You pooped in a box and wrapped it.” panel 4: “Who gives a shit??” the gift-giver asks, to which the gift recipient replies “❤️You do!!❤️”
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
guy who gets really mad and uploads a blank image and tells you to read the alt text cuz he couldn't fit his response in only 300 characters
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
my job at openai is coming up with new hallucinations to put into the models
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
sorry i only get my medical advice from reputable sources
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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zessdynamite.bsky.social
what should I eat for dinner
Four options for dinner: 1.) Crayon Box. Pros: convenient finger food. Cons: messy 2.) Brick. Pros: high calorie count. Cons: long prep time 3.) Computer. Pros: addresses my neodymium deficiency. Cons: kinda need it 4.) Plushie: probably the tastiest. Cons: emotional damage
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM