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Silly B Man
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He/him. Proudly Jewish. Marine veteran of 🇮🇶&🇦🇫. Corporate litigator. Dad.
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December 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Hey folks 👋 I'm the reporter who revealed immigration agents detained 170+ citizens this year

My fellowship w/ProPublica has been incredible, but it wraps January. I'm looking for my next gig. Please reach out to share leads & opportunities! [email protected]
www.propublica.org/people/nicol...
Nicole Foy
ProPublica is an independent, non-profit newsroom that produces investigative journalism in the public interest.
www.propublica.org
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
@gothamchess.bsky.social *deep brearh*

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOK
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Question: when the QB throws an int, and the intercepting player fumbles it, recovered by the offense, and the offensive player fumbles it, recovered by the defense, does that count as 3 turnovers or 1?
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Based based based based based
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Ohhhhhh that’s why Microsoft is begging me to tell them i love ai

bsky.app/profile/futu...
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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It's so funny to watch them periodically half-ass try the "Your body belongs to the Reich and it is your duty to keep it fit for the Fuhrer" stuff to their base of the laziest people in America whose idea of attending a political rally is to drive their trucks around a parking lot.
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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“Supreme Court reform is now the sine qua non of any reformist program in the United States, any program to re-implant/re-secure civic democracy in the United States.” talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/court...
Court Reform: Breaking the Corrupt Rule of the Six GOPers Is Everything
I’ve become something of a broken record on this. But repetition sometimes...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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what a mensch. and he's right too, Dano goes punch for punch in that movie
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Wins 2025 hands down
Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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If the Picture of Dorian Gray was a car

futurism.com/advanced-tra... Old Teslas Are Falling Apart as They Age
Old Teslas Are Falling Apart
On Consumer Reports' latest ranking of used car reliability, Tesla came in dead last with a rating not even half of the top placed brand.
futurism.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Well this is creative. The sanction for filing a brief with AI hallucinated cases is to actually read the cases cited in the opinion imposing the sanctions.

www.law360.com/articles/241...
Utah Atty Avoids Monetary Sanction For 'Hallucinated' Cases - Law360
A Utah federal judge handling a trademark infringement matter has sanctioned an attorney for filing court documents with "hallucinated" cases, but instead of issuing a fine, the lawyer was ordered to ...
www.law360.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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The way that originalism works folks is that the reconstruction amendments aren’t really constitutional so you have to imagine what the founding fathers would have believed the 14th amendment to mean while their slaves were serving them their tea
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Everyone: "please just take control of both the theatrical and home movie industries, we just want movies"

Netflix: "but we dont want total control over the film industry. We want you to have shows on in the background while you dick around on your phone"
please just buy a movie theater chain. they aren’t expensive.
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The crash is coming
This is the most excited I’ve been to do this work. Tomorrow I put out a massive 14k word piece on NVIDIA - a free one! That will lay this all out.
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Two weeks ago I said that there were likely millions of uninstalled Blackwell GPUs sitting in warehouses as there is neither the data center capacity nor the power to turn them on. Michael Burry is looking into it and it looks like he’s got evidence I’m right.

www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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reading this my main thought is that the leavitt family appears to be a bunch of degenerates and this woman was unlucky to enter their orbit
Mom of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew rejects White House narrative of her ICE arrest
In an interview, Bruna Ferreira, who chose the White House press secretary as her son’s godmother, contested the portrayal of her as a criminal, absentee mom.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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if this Supreme Court nullifies the 14th Amendment then i don't really have any problems with Democratic officials ignoring federal law for the foreseeable future

at that point we're just in a state of exception
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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never more tempted to abuse my platform than when someone sends me some insanely racist comment using their official, government name email address.
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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A future D Secretary of Defense - should one ever come - will need to suspend the clearance of every last person affiliated with a16z, 8VC, Founders, & Sequoia and pull clearances from every portfolio company pending comprehensive drug testing, financial review, & CI screening.

It’s going to hurt.
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I'd also note they already invalidated Section 3 that says that you can't hold federal office if you engaged in insurrection against the United States. These are not judges impartially applying the law. They are racist despots who despise American progress. (3/3)
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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COVID provided a lot of real-time evidence of which people would sacrifice for the greater good, innovate, keep up morale and emotionally endure devastating loss...and which would sell out their grandma if it meant they could go back to Applebee's.
The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM