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LavenderP
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Arthritic girly in her 30s. 🌈
Mom to one sweet baby kitty. 🐈‍⬛
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That’s what happens when she slows down so you can get to know her
WHY is Bobby Valentino on Couples Court???!! 😂😂😂
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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NOROFLK, Va. (AP) — Grand jury rejects new mortgage fraud indictment against New York Attorney General Letitia James, AP source says.
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I don’t even trust the old ladies in the store. If you start following me, I’m gonna start yelling!! Better keep your distance!!
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored all previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge

"Restoration of these grants is a massive win for libraries of all kinds in all states."
ALA welcomes reinstatement of all federal IMLS grants to libraries
Today, the American Library Association (ALA) greeted an announcement by the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS) that it had reinstated all the agency’s grants.
www.ala.org
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I have anxiety surrounding everything but I didn’t realize my elevator anxiety was sooo bad! But I can barely take the stairs. Quite the conundrum…
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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This sounds like a name Bart would ask to speak to at Moe’s if The Simpsons wanted to get cancelled back in the day.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I really hate all the casinos and gambling in general. I also hate that I now have to square up with my birthday twin for being a party to this. Nas, it’s on when I see you. 🫵🏾🫵🏾 You’re added to the LIST!!
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I’m manifesting experiencing something magical before 2025 ends. Wish me luck
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Here go all these companies texting and emailing me deals 😒 leave me alone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Only YOU can prevent my foot up yo ass
a teddy bear is wearing a hat that says smokey on it .
ALT: a teddy bear is wearing a hat that says smokey on it .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Wasn’t him
WHAT TF IS SHAGGY DOIN SINGING IT WASNT ME AT THE MACYS PARADE???

(Also good morning love yall fr happy day off)
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Happy Turkey Day, Sky Family! I hope you all have a wonderful day w/ the ppl you love. Don’t let anyone disturb your peace or take you outta character today & as always…
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Per the what.
Has anyone ever baked the Hawaiian rolls per the instructions on the back of the package?
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Now that’s my kind of cutting up! I love her sister baddd!🤭🤭
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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If you had access to me and lost access to me, today is NOT the day to try ya keycard.

Your keycard will NOT work.

Fuck your keycard.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My sweet baby girl would NEVER! Thats so unhygienic.
and THIS is why you can't eat everybody's food...
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I’m thankful for Mr. Chang-kuei for inventing one of my fav dishes.
Fun fact: This dish was invented by a Hunan chef named Peng Chang-kuei, who fled his country, that shares the birthplace with the actual General Tso. It was invented in New York City in the 1970s.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Don’t send that unnecessary, wordy ass holiday text to that person who not even thinking about you anymore. Have some respect for them and for yourself as well.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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happy "ass gettin thiquer" day to all who participate 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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TL cleanse✨
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Can’t help but notice Boar’s Head being at the scene of MULTIPLE food illness outbreaks. 🤔🤔
URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
flip.it
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Black!
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM