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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 7h

My husky hero
My corpulent captain
My chubby champion

Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 11h

Good. Even if this doesn’t work, it’s time to go on offense.

www.newsweek.com/jb-pritzker-...

JB Pritzker looking at prosecuting ICE agents in Chicago

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has suggested that state prosecutors might examine the conduct of ICE agents.

www.newsweek.com

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 8h

*no kings except this guy

What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 7h

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 9h

Hurtling

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 9h

“Pulp Fiction” premieres in the US 31 yrs ago today

Walken didn’t appreciate the film’s impact until, one day, “I was in a steam room in Europe somewhere, and there were a half-dozen young guys. Well, this one guy starts in on the speech — word for word! .. It was a wonderful tribute to Quentin.”

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 9h

No shit, Sherlock

Miami News @miami.thesocial.news · 10h

Kelly: Dolphins’ culture change seemingly didn’t take | Opinion

The Miami Dolphins must win eight of the season’s final 11 games to avoid changes owner Steve Ross threatened when he told the world “status quo” wouldn’t be acceptable in 2025.

www.miamiherald.com

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 12h

Supreme Court:

three women are sitting on stools in front of a colorful wall

ALT: three women are sitting on stools in front of a colorful wall

media.tenor.com

Reposted by @Lane_

Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 13h

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 16h

@takeittothehoutz.bsky.social

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 16h

> @governor.ca.gov

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 16h

Public service announcement: if you need a laugh today…

youtu.be/bKmadR4Ye54?...

Norm Macdonald & Courtney Thorne-Smith | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

YouTube video by Conan O'Brien

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 17h

Hangs like a wizard’s sleeve

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 18h

Tron Jeremy

Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 19h

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. Included AI-generated robot porn.

www.404media.co/man-stores-a...

Man Stores AI-Generated Robot Porn on His Government Computer, Loses Access to Nuclear Secrets

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. As part of ...

www.404media.co

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 19h

a robot is sitting on a table with the words `` no disassemble # 5 '' written on it .

ALT: a robot is sitting on a table with the words `` no disassemble # 5 '' written on it .

media.tenor.com

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 21h

😭

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

My wife on our wedding night:

David Keith @david-keith.bsky.social · 1d

That was an uninspiring PP

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

Bluesky Travis:

a man is holding a baby in a sling and says " can you ear-muff it for me ? "

ALT: a man is holding a baby in a sling and says " can you ear-muff it for me ? "

media.tenor.com

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody gets your references

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

Mike McDaniel too

NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 1d

Rap: Chiefs OC Matt Nagy, Steelers OC Arthur Smith among "names to watch" for Titans' HC search.

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

Also I’m at a sushi restaurant

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

With meals?

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

Garbage dumpsters

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

All Star. Book it.

Steve Jones @stevejones20.bsky.social · 1d

Norman Powell in movement sets. I'm intrigued.

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

This trend of beta males ordering espresso martinis with meals is a sure sign of the degradation of society. Cucks.

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Buck from Nature Bee!

@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

lol nature bee. Big O must’ve made a mint

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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck man

NPR @npr.org · 1d

With no end in sight to the funding standoff, financial anxiety is growing. One single mom in Colorado raided her retirement savings to get through the shutdown.

"It feels terrible." Federal worker's family tightens their belts as shutdown drags on

With no end in sight to the funding standoff, financial anxiety is growing. One single mom in Colorado raided her retirement savings to get through the shutdown.

n.pr

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