@Lane_
lanemit.bsky.social
@Lane_
@lanemit.bsky.social
Husband, father, Heat lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad

Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Deserves it
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’d rather die
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What was the joke
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I had a 10mg THC seltzer and an old fashioned (going to the in-laws) before dinner and not being comatose was a struggle
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
When (redacted) goes, I will take diuretics so I can pee on his grave like Austin Powers going to the bathroom for the first time after getting thawed out
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Bless your heart
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bert is ICE
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He’s on an H1b visa
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Reposted by @Lane_
Goebbels Gobble

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That’s one repulsive turkey
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM