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Alikat
@laileng.bsky.social
Leftist Gaymer
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you're in her dms. i'm becoming agitated and attacking the mirror after seeing my own reflection. we're not the same
November 11, 2023 at 4:10 AM
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Of course Shadowheart is the most commonly romanced companion in BG3. No one can resist a mentally ill girl with bangs
November 3, 2023 at 9:30 PM
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Widows
November 2, 2023 at 5:21 PM
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The consultant class sweated over “popularism” for however many years and meanwhile Shawn Fain says stuff like “I believe there is a lower Super Hell wherein God damns all CFOs” and the UAW won across the board with like 85% of the public supporting them
November 2, 2023 at 3:51 PM
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if i was mary anne i woulda smashed everybody on gilligans island. give me two weeks with that body i’d give mr. howell a REASON for his first name to be “thirstin’”
October 31, 2023 at 9:53 PM
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mrs. rincewind, i come from a long and proud history of tightpussys. first of my name, i simply broadcast and represent myself earnestly no differently from someone with the last name tailor or smith. such is the way of the land
October 20, 2023 at 7:53 PM
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managers in offices will just say anything. "We need you in the office instead of remote". No you don't. That isn't true.
October 18, 2023 at 4:46 PM
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Reading this (very good) article made me realize how weird it is there isn't a campy Xena reboot in the works somewhere. If we can't get Aubrey Plaza to get jacked for six months to play a disaffected, sexually ambiguous warrior princess we should really just pack it up as a country.
October 17, 2023 at 2:05 PM
In Phoenix there was a grocery store chain war that Fry's won, resulting in Fry's being across the street from itself all over the valley after they bought out all the competition. What's funny is people would be opinionated about which Fry's 300 yards apart was better.
after we got our shots this weekend my husband took me on a tour of Revere, where he grew up, and showed me the two Dunkins literally directly across the street from each other
October 16, 2023 at 8:32 PM
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Easy breezy beautiful rubber squirrel
October 16, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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I’m still married to the sea, we’re just— no, I don’t need to meet your maritime lawyer friend.
October 16, 2023 at 7:23 PM
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i literally think about this all the fucking time. it changed my brain chemistry i'll be lying in bed thinking about how everyone hates me and i'll think about this fucking raccoon again. like god dammit, got me again
October 16, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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As the site gets bigger and becomes more like Twitter (in some admittedly useful ways), I'd like to affirm something.

I'm a strait-laced power femme bitch careerist slut who wears suits to go the grocery store...

And I feel safest on a Bluesky that is unaccountably weird and stupidly horny.
October 12, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Sometimes when I write smut I use come instead of cum because it makes it /classy/
October 4, 2023 at 10:35 PM
House dems need to pull the Schwarzenegger gambit. He's the bluest Republican possible, just need to convince 5 from the other side of the aisle.
October 3, 2023 at 11:58 PM
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I think it's funny that people who believe gender is fake also believe in beta males and alpha males. Like that's two genders right there and we haven't even gotten to women
October 3, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Sometimes I take off my glasses to do love blinks at my cat cause worried she doesn't know I'm doing it when they're on
October 3, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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looks like one of you dropped your name tag
September 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM
September 30, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Millennial bpd bangs
September 28, 2023 at 3:54 AM
I've been here a day and my time line is already 80% @cait.bsky.social it's just like old twitter 🥰
September 24, 2023 at 3:46 AM