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Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦

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Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 40m

Hey yourself

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 2h

every time

🎃 Leela 🍁 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 4h

She’s a 10 but sometimes she spells colour with a ‘u’

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 17h

What a cutie

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 20h

Beautiful!

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 21h

a man wearing a gas mask is driving a vehicle

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1d

Why do four year olds know so much about dinosaurs, like lil bro you’re younger than my car loan

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 2d

Damn now you got me crazing some sushi!

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah I see that now…I don’t care, looks tasty

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 2d

I’ll try anything once!

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 2d

Is that what the leaves are? I thought it was kale 😂

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck it, I’d give it a taste lol

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 3d

EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT

Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage

More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 2d

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Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 3d

Ok that recap is making me wanna have a listen 😂

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 3d

A star destroyed by the industry.

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a hospital gown is smiling and saying i 've made a huge mistake

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Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 3d

I’m suddenly interested in watching SVU again

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 3d

Jesus fucking Christ

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 3d

Sick and twisted

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 4d

So cute that the two of them chill together…

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 4d

No, I get it. I used to have one like this at my old office and keep trying to convince the powers that be to get these…one day I’ll get to enjoy “ergonomic luxury” again 😂

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MJ @m-jones.bsky.social · 6d

As the US approaches its 250th anniversary with the Trump regime taking a wrecking ball to truth and democracy, with troops on the streets, a divided nation, climbing cost of living; what amazes me is those who, despite his plummeting poll figures, still cling to the notion of Trump’s ‘golden age’.

Troops on the streets, Ice thuggery – and prices still climbing: welcome to Trump’s ‘golden age’ | Steven Greenhouse

The president has repeatedly proclaimed a shining moment. Meanwhile, he’s taking a wrecking ball to truth and democracy

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Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a sign that says ' reports '

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🎬 ScreenMedia 🎞 @screenmedia.bsky.social · 5d

Remembering today the late 🇺🇸American-born actress, writer and comedienne #CarrieFisher born #OnThisDay, seen here in a publicity still as Princess Leia with co star Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in George Lucas' epic space-opera "STAR WARS" (1977)

🎬 20th Century-Fox

Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦 @kylostimpy.bsky.social · 4d

I understand their jealousy 🤤