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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 3h

reductress.com/post/8-pumpk...

8 Pumpkin Patch Owners Who Say You Remind Them of Their Dead Wife

Women's News. Feminized.

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Evil Hat @evilhat.bsky.social · 3h

🚨👉⌚ You have about 12 hours to cash in on this deal for AGON and write your name in the Vault of Heaven. ⛓️⚔️💫

DriveThruRPG @drivethrurpg.com · 8h

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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 9h

When reality and metaphor collide.

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 10h

@sunrisemvmt.bsky.social activists asked Mitch McConnell to take a stand and he immediately fell to the floor.

10/10. No notes.

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Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles) @jordanshiveley.bsky.social · 1d

Why is there no daemonology procedural show?

“Time to deliver the profile” growls Lt. Exorcist Lupe Ramos as she stubs out her black cigarillo that she got a taste for working for the Vatican on the Inverted Cross Killer case.

“The unHost profiles as a cherubim-nyliac with tendencies towards…”

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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 1d

Hey just so you know... github.com/Raphire/Win1...

GitHub - Raphire/Win11Debloat: A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customize, declutter and improve you...

A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customize, declutter and improve your Windows experience. Win11D...

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 2d

It’s funny that this post implies that if you are annoyed that coffee is more expensive you are just not being rational about it.

The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 2d

Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:

The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight

Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.

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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 2d

a man sitting at a table drinking from a cup

Alt: Kramer from Seinfeld ponders the infinite, then says "That's a shame" and takes a sip of coffee.

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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 2d

What if I became a professional GM, that sounds like an easy industry to break into that definitely won't burn me out on my hobby.

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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 2d

A girl can dream

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Phineasferatu @phineas.bsky.social · 2d

A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.

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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 2d

PS: the world’s most accurate bird calendar… is here. The 2026 edition features all new birds!

www.tommysiegel.net

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 4d

"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...

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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 4d

Thinking of relearning how to play the guitar just so I can learn the solo to Freebird. How hard can it be?

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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 4d

Definitely probably

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Unwritten Earths Symposium @unwrittenearths.bsky.social · 6d

⚔️ The Season of Swords is upon us! Swords Without Master is coming out of the pages of Worlds Without Master Issue 3 into a full, stand-alone release!

🔮 Follow the Kickstarter page to get notified on launch in early 2026

www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...

Coming soon: Swords Without Master

A ttrpg of strange sorceries, brutal violence and astounding wonder by Epidiah Ravachol.

www.kickstarter.com

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Kona Goodhart @konahart.darlingbat.games · 5d

Tis the season, so for the first time since 2022, I'm making the Monster Admirer playbook for Thirsty Sword Lesbians available for a limited time!

This special Halloween edition of The Admirer is perfect for a game of spooky scary lesbians. Grab it now!

darlingbat.itch.io/m...

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Fattig @fattig.bsky.social · 5d

Me failing my book report on Moby Dick because I skipped the last chapters.

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 5d

mariners won

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 10d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 6d

I've got a personal vendetta against AI at this point so prefer to avoid it where I can

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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 6d

I'd definitely pay for something that's good

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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 6d

What language-learning apps would you recommend? Did the owl one walk back their decision to use AI? (I just want to get a few basic French & German phrases down by December.)

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 6d

Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”

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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 7d

*staring at OP's post in RPG games editor* ...what?

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Karen Twelves @ktwelves.bsky.social · 7d

Nice!