Fattig
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These accusations are insulting and utterly without merit! Now if you’ll excuse me, I must retire to my crimeatorium.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
These accusations are insulting and utterly without merit! Now if you’ll excuse me, I must retire to my crimeatorium.
Feel bad for my wife in Stardew Valley, because she thought she was marrying a farmer. In reality, I spend most of my time fighting mummies, befriending feral jungle children, or worst of all, fishing.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Feel bad for my wife in Stardew Valley, because she thought she was marrying a farmer. In reality, I spend most of my time fighting mummies, befriending feral jungle children, or worst of all, fishing.
All hedgehogs are sonic, to me.
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
All hedgehogs are sonic, to me.
I think Rebecca Black should cover Gangnam Style, and Psy should cover Friday. And I vote.
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I think Rebecca Black should cover Gangnam Style, and Psy should cover Friday. And I vote.
RIP Lwaxana, you would have loved Sex and the City.
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
RIP Lwaxana, you would have loved Sex and the City.
The ideal chassis would have eight legs, an articulated sensor apparatus, and ENORMOUS gazongas
one of the things I really do not understand is why so much of the development of robots seems to be focused on making them bipedal like humans. Why? It's an insane allocation of resources when it would be much easier to give them three or four "legs" or come up with some new system
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The ideal chassis would have eight legs, an articulated sensor apparatus, and ENORMOUS gazongas
I know deep frying a turkey is dangerous. That’s why I keep my lucky flammable object collection close at hand, duh.
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I know deep frying a turkey is dangerous. That’s why I keep my lucky flammable object collection close at hand, duh.
What it a forecast of “30% chance of rain” means:
🚫 3 out of 10 odds it rains in your area
✅ each rain drop has a 30% to hit chance BEFORE defensive modifiers are applied
🚫 3 out of 10 odds it rains in your area
✅ each rain drop has a 30% to hit chance BEFORE defensive modifiers are applied
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What it a forecast of “30% chance of rain” means:
🚫 3 out of 10 odds it rains in your area
✅ each rain drop has a 30% to hit chance BEFORE defensive modifiers are applied
🚫 3 out of 10 odds it rains in your area
✅ each rain drop has a 30% to hit chance BEFORE defensive modifiers are applied
In sci-fi, medicine is either based on doodads, or based on goop. It’s one or the other.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
In sci-fi, medicine is either based on doodads, or based on goop. It’s one or the other.
Dear Abby,
I was gracious when some people in my book group opted for audiobooks over paper copies. But now they’re making a stink over my choice of non-traditional book format!*
*Two embittered brothers trapped in ensorcelled tomes making me collect pages to free them.
I was gracious when some people in my book group opted for audiobooks over paper copies. But now they’re making a stink over my choice of non-traditional book format!*
*Two embittered brothers trapped in ensorcelled tomes making me collect pages to free them.
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Dear Abby,
I was gracious when some people in my book group opted for audiobooks over paper copies. But now they’re making a stink over my choice of non-traditional book format!*
*Two embittered brothers trapped in ensorcelled tomes making me collect pages to free them.
I was gracious when some people in my book group opted for audiobooks over paper copies. But now they’re making a stink over my choice of non-traditional book format!*
*Two embittered brothers trapped in ensorcelled tomes making me collect pages to free them.
It’s like my friend used to say, these violent delights just keep going on forever. Shame about what happened to him.
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It’s like my friend used to say, these violent delights just keep going on forever. Shame about what happened to him.
Evil SciFi author: in my book I invented the Torment Nexus because I wish there was so much torment we needed a whole nexus for it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Evil SciFi author: in my book I invented the Torment Nexus because I wish there was so much torment we needed a whole nexus for it.
Warby Parker is a front for ninja assassins (“war by parkour”). Wake up sheeple.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Warby Parker is a front for ninja assassins (“war by parkour”). Wake up sheeple.
I like how Adams still got 0.3% of the vote. Corrupt as hell, no party backing, straight up dropped out of the race and endorsed another candidate. Pure distilled incumbency nets you 0.3% I guess.
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I like how Adams still got 0.3% of the vote. Corrupt as hell, no party backing, straight up dropped out of the race and endorsed another candidate. Pure distilled incumbency nets you 0.3% I guess.
The spirit tethered/untethered to the body
In Super Mario Bros. Wonder, the Floating High Jump badge is called "Luigi" internally. This means the playable Luigi has to have a different name - "PlayerLuigi". Whenever Luigi wears the badge, it is actually PlayerLuigi wearing Luigi.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The spirit tethered/untethered to the body
While details about the profession remain scarce, the consensus view is that “poasting” was a low-status job involving the handling of mercury, benzene, or similar toxic substances.
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
While details about the profession remain scarce, the consensus view is that “poasting” was a low-status job involving the handling of mercury, benzene, or similar toxic substances.
Heartwarming! Even this dry creek bed is getting in the Halloween spirit.
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Heartwarming! Even this dry creek bed is getting in the Halloween spirit.
Wild mistletoe! It was easy to spot because the host plant, a buckeye, had already dropped its leaves for the year.
October 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wild mistletoe! It was easy to spot because the host plant, a buckeye, had already dropped its leaves for the year.
“You don’t have to do this”, ok actually I do tho, I do. At least until the witch who cursed me decides I learned an important lesson. And buddy, I do NOT have a good track record of learning lessons.
October 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“You don’t have to do this”, ok actually I do tho, I do. At least until the witch who cursed me decides I learned an important lesson. And buddy, I do NOT have a good track record of learning lessons.
Reposted by Fattig
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
Back in college, I was ordering a sandwich at the deli counter. The girl behind the counter asked what cheese I wanted and when I said provolone, she replied “why provolone when we can all prov together?” with the grimace of someone who knows it’s a cheesy line but is compelled to say it anyway.
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Back in college, I was ordering a sandwich at the deli counter. The girl behind the counter asked what cheese I wanted and when I said provolone, she replied “why provolone when we can all prov together?” with the grimace of someone who knows it’s a cheesy line but is compelled to say it anyway.
I’m gonna try this Stardew Valley thing and see if it solves all my problems
October 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m gonna try this Stardew Valley thing and see if it solves all my problems
I don’t know why volcanos are always anthropomorphized as being angry. They probably love exploding! I bet it’s like how old-timey steam train conductors feel when they get to blow the horn.
October 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I don’t know why volcanos are always anthropomorphized as being angry. They probably love exploding! I bet it’s like how old-timey steam train conductors feel when they get to blow the horn.