Cake or Death
@johngcole.bsky.social
WV born in AZ half the year, veteran, hillbilly, cat servant.
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Just want everyone I have had to wear long pants twice on this so-called “vacation”
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Just want everyone I have had to wear long pants twice on this so-called “vacation”
introduce yourself with five concerts you have seen
the dead
floyd
rolling stones
ramones
allman brothers
stevie ray vaughan
the dead
floyd
rolling stones
ramones
allman brothers
stevie ray vaughan
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Talking Heads
Rickie Lee Jones
The Violent Femmes
Queen Ida
Agent Orange (OG line up)
Talking Heads
Rickie Lee Jones
The Violent Femmes
Queen Ida
Agent Orange (OG line up)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Townes Van Zandt
Keith Jarrett
Simon and Garfunkel
Koko Taylor
Dave Brubeck Quartet
Townes Van Zandt
Keith Jarrett
Simon and Garfunkel
Koko Taylor
Dave Brubeck Quartet
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
introduce yourself with five concerts you have seen
the dead
floyd
rolling stones
ramones
allman brothers
stevie ray vaughan
the dead
floyd
rolling stones
ramones
allman brothers
stevie ray vaughan
it's pretty fucking easy to be quite honest what I did was any time I thought something was sketchy I thought "how much fun would this be explaining on stand under oath"
Hegseth: "How can soldiers possibly evaluate whether a given order is illegal?!"
Also Hegseth: "No witnesses."
Also Hegseth: "No witnesses."
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
it's pretty fucking easy to be quite honest what I did was any time I thought something was sketchy I thought "how much fun would this be explaining on stand under oath"
Think I am going to offer this resort our services as Mr. and Mrs. Claus in return for free room for a few days.
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Think I am going to offer this resort our services as Mr. and Mrs. Claus in return for free room for a few days.
one thing I do not understand is the way so many people in San Diego and Tempe just run around raw dogging the sun absolutely no sunglasses just walking around with all the brightness and glare I have no idea how they do it I literally can not focus without polarized sunglasses on.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
one thing I do not understand is the way so many people in San Diego and Tempe just run around raw dogging the sun absolutely no sunglasses just walking around with all the brightness and glare I have no idea how they do it I literally can not focus without polarized sunglasses on.
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This.
My take on vaccine denialism is historical—RFK Jr. et al. recycle objections that date back to 1721, with this difference: back then, there were some plausible reasons to hesitate; now the kind of science Reiss details have blown up all the major strands of anti-vax-ism.
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My take on vaccine denialism is historical—RFK Jr. et al. recycle objections that date back to 1721, with this difference: back then, there were some plausible reasons to hesitate; now the kind of science Reiss details have blown up all the major strands of anti-vax-ism.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This.
My take on vaccine denialism is historical—RFK Jr. et al. recycle objections that date back to 1721, with this difference: back then, there were some plausible reasons to hesitate; now the kind of science Reiss details have blown up all the major strands of anti-vax-ism.
Self promo alert:
My take on vaccine denialism is historical—RFK Jr. et al. recycle objections that date back to 1721, with this difference: back then, there were some plausible reasons to hesitate; now the kind of science Reiss details have blown up all the major strands of anti-vax-ism.
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you haven't really lived until you hear a teenager call a movie or album made in your 40's a "classic"
it's like a high heel to the testicle it is
it's like a high heel to the testicle it is
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
you haven't really lived until you hear a teenager call a movie or album made in your 40's a "classic"
it's like a high heel to the testicle it is
it's like a high heel to the testicle it is
how is it even possible this cat is homeless
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November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
how is it even possible this cat is homeless
sometimes joelle ask things like "so are orcs flesh and blood and what about those ghosts how do they die" and she has no interest in the answer but just wants to get me going off on really geeky shit like how orcs are different in LOTR than in D&D and other gaming universes
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
sometimes joelle ask things like "so are orcs flesh and blood and what about those ghosts how do they die" and she has no interest in the answer but just wants to get me going off on really geeky shit like how orcs are different in LOTR than in D&D and other gaming universes
I am five minutes away from successfully completing my first doordash/grub hub order ever
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I am five minutes away from successfully completing my first doordash/grub hub order ever
Joelle is so short that that when she and her mother and sister are with us we look like fat Gandalf and the hobbits, and she has adopted the nickname. At any rate, I waled into the hotel room and she was watching tv and I asked what was on and she said "the story of my people."
It's LOTR.
It's LOTR.
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Joelle is so short that that when she and her mother and sister are with us we look like fat Gandalf and the hobbits, and she has adopted the nickname. At any rate, I waled into the hotel room and she was watching tv and I asked what was on and she said "the story of my people."
It's LOTR.
It's LOTR.
"meaning no disrespect sir, I hope to work for you one day when i get out"
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school dance - who's baby is this scene
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November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"meaning no disrespect sir, I hope to work for you one day when i get out"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=prID...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=prID...
trick question it's all three
Good, Great or Masterpiece? | Listen to the album + explore our tribute here: album.ink/GangStarrDO
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
trick question it's all three
I was really not prepared how much noise sea lions and seals make but I am here for it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I was really not prepared how much noise sea lions and seals make but I am here for it.
defying all odds the nuzzi/lizza story just somehow mnanaged to get even worse and neither should ever have a journalism job again and I want to apologize to whoever called her Eva Braun a couple years ago and I thought "that's a touch harsh" oh wait that was me
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
defying all odds the nuzzi/lizza story just somehow mnanaged to get even worse and neither should ever have a journalism job again and I want to apologize to whoever called her Eva Braun a couple years ago and I thought "that's a touch harsh" oh wait that was me
i hate it when someone I know but never talk to maybe once a year does something like move and then even though I never communicate with them I have to find out all the details because in my head I have to know where all my people are can't have them running loose
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
i hate it when someone I know but never talk to maybe once a year does something like move and then even though I never communicate with them I have to find out all the details because in my head I have to know where all my people are can't have them running loose
hotel put a free bottle of champipple and some chocolate covered strawberries in the fridge and Joelle does not like dark chocolate so what I am saying is I'm eating chocolate covered strawberries while listening to the waves and you are not
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
hotel put a free bottle of champipple and some chocolate covered strawberries in the fridge and Joelle does not like dark chocolate so what I am saying is I'm eating chocolate covered strawberries while listening to the waves and you are not
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repost to make a mutual smile
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
repost to make a mutual smile
hey why's it so easy for someone to get a gun
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
hey why's it so easy for someone to get a gun
I'm running fast and loose with the apostrophes tonight and some innocent plurals are catching strays I'm gonna blame the joints just like the Beastie Boys warned us in Shake Your Rump
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I'm running fast and loose with the apostrophes tonight and some innocent plurals are catching strays I'm gonna blame the joints just like the Beastie Boys warned us in Shake Your Rump
I dunno what bodega's are called in san diego is it cantina's at any rate I was walking back from one with some water and lemonade for Joelle and two kids were misbehaving and their mom's were frustrated with them and I just growled "listen to your mom or you will turn out like me"
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I dunno what bodega's are called in san diego is it cantina's at any rate I was walking back from one with some water and lemonade for Joelle and two kids were misbehaving and their mom's were frustrated with them and I just growled "listen to your mom or you will turn out like me"
look I love her but I swear to god there are times that I feel like I am matteo lane to joelle's nick smith I simply do not understand how this woman made it to 55
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
look I love her but I swear to god there are times that I feel like I am matteo lane to joelle's nick smith I simply do not understand how this woman made it to 55
One really nice thing we can all look forward to is when the economy does recover, the next wave of hotel/motel/ air bnb renovations should all be in the post FUCK IT WAINSCOT EVERYTHING FROM FLOOR TO CEILING IN WHITE era, and moving past the current interrior design hellscape will be welcome
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
One really nice thing we can all look forward to is when the economy does recover, the next wave of hotel/motel/ air bnb renovations should all be in the post FUCK IT WAINSCOT EVERYTHING FROM FLOOR TO CEILING IN WHITE era, and moving past the current interrior design hellscape will be welcome
BEST STREET TACOS IN OR NEAR LA JOLLA SHORES- hit me with the info people.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
BEST STREET TACOS IN OR NEAR LA JOLLA SHORES- hit me with the info people.
all the president's men is on and man I love a good fiction wait you are telling me they really arrested people
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
all the president's men is on and man I love a good fiction wait you are telling me they really arrested people