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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 6h
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 6h
See, stupid brain?
It wasn't bad at all.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 7h
It's just a shame we didn't have any economic experts or history to suggest that these tariffs were a bad idea.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 7h
There's a billboard about 45 minutes north of me that says "Be a Charlie Kirk", so we can take solace in that one being completely wrong.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 7h
Thanks for the vote of confidence
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 7h
I don't think so.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 8h
I feel like I'm doing well at my job, despite the nebulous concept of what "good" means as a PM. I've been asked to take on an entire department level project.
There's nothing going on to insinuate it's a bad meeting, but the feeling doesn't go away.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 8h
It probably shouldn't, but having a meeting from my new boss that's just titled "Sync" on my calendar has been wrecking my mental health.
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klurt.bsky.social
KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 8h
I mean... Fine. Fuck it.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 20h
I guess I don't really know the numbers, but I assumed he'd be out of Wisconsin self impressed price range
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
It took a full minute of looking at the picture to figure out what is what. The plane in the background threw me for a loop.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
Well... At least we wouldn't lose to bad teams?
There's no way they pony up the cash for him.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
Not yet!
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
SPEED TAPE TO THE RESCUE
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
This feels like AI. But saying it is, but it seems like it tried to make an airplane.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
JFC someone proposed Frames Janklin to replace Fickell at Wisconsin
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
We did not have any fast food franchises on campus.
So it was cafeteria cheeseburgers on campus, and banquets chicken tenders at the house.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
Trash ass cybertruck
Trash
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
I had a tendency to get to confident based on a previous test score, decide not to study much, and then bomb the next test.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
Study consistently.
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13. If you could do college over, what would you do different?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
I was always concerned with what counted and didn't count for meals, so once I confirmed the 2 cheeseburgers, fries, and a soda was a single meal, I ate that every day.
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10. What was your go to meal in college?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
Standardized career placement test listed all of the engineering as options. I like physics more than chem or bio.
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7. Why did you want to major in your major?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 1d
Get you that chori pollo
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 2d
MAMA'S CALLING
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 2d
We can all chip in
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