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KLURT
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Professional Mayo Dumper
Scheduling a 7:30am meeting was clearly far too ambitious.
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My body seems to be test driving a sinus infection. It's not quite ready to fully commit. Just taking time to really feel it out.
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
If I were a smart man, I could've turned that ice in the work parking lot into a few more days off.
But I guess, instead, I'll be figuring out what Past Klurt did to fuck me over today.
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
They did it!
UNC managed to lose every Big 4 game in 3 consecutive weeks!
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Decided to upgrade the lights this year.

Lights on the upper half of the house will have to come later.
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
JFC Wake, hold on to the ball.
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watching Wisconsin play on the same rink Mini's team was at a couple weeks ago. Considering the offsides calls I've seen so far, they might have the same terrible refs too.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oh, right. If anyone's interested. The game is at 9:15 Sunday morning at Truist Field.
Oh hey, Charlotte folks.
Mini is playing at Truist Field this Sunday morning. So if you are looking for something to do that morning, come and watch some hockey. Not sure if they charge admission since it's part of that whole festival thing.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Came home last night to a malfunctioning smoke detector, so we get to be so fortunate as to engage in capitalism today!
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
CHAIN MAIL
Post something random or have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Also, Canes. You're nearly doubling up the shots on the rangers, but you're losing by 1. Take better shots.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I typically only watch B1G or tourney volleyball, but how big is the gap between top 10 teams and those below, because wow this ~20 matchup seems like a drop off.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Someone in the Kansas vs Iowa State volleyball game blew their places out. This is incredible.
For the record, I'm halfway into a bottle of wine.
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Who's this fucking idiot running to a grocery store the night before Thanksgiving?
Me. I'm this idiot.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Yay, we have Mini's friend over to do a science project and the experiment failed because one of the ingredients was probably contaminated!
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They just keep burning bridges.
I just hope the people realize there’s a perfectly good bridge elsewhere instead of trying to keep following these idiots.
National parks have SO MANY people from other countries (since they get real vacations!)

And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.

This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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The big “why do you hate AI?” Thread got comments and quotes turned off, but here’s the main reason I hate AI:

It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that
May 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Oh hey, Charlotte folks.
Mini is playing at Truist Field this Sunday morning. So if you are looking for something to do that morning, come and watch some hockey. Not sure if they charge admission since it's part of that whole festival thing.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I see a campaign opportunity for Dems
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me, when literally anyone brings up something new at work this week:
a person is throwing a frisbee in the air in a park .
Alt: punt
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Omg
Sideline Swap has a gif of Eli Manning dropping a ball untouched through his throwing motion when there's an error on the site.
Bravo
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Fuck. I have one in-person meeting tomorrow morning at 7:30. It's the only thing keeping me from just working from home starting tomorrow.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM