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KLURT
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Professional Mayo Dumper
I think we underestimated which schools would be willing to throw real money into NIL.
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
FTR, the interns brained Beamer.

We tricked Locksley into taking his big hat off.
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hell yeah
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
That's right
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I also have some bowl pins to games I've never been to, but my wonderful Internet friends sent them to me.
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
No cancer is huge!
But I fully understand the desire to have *an* answer.
I hope they can figure it out soon.
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Now that you mention, a nice screen door would keep the space bugs out.
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
They'll just open a window on each end of the building to get a nice cross breeze.
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Last one I saw was a whole cake
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You see the guy who throws food at cars speeding through a school zone?
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rudolph
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I don't have a computer with a CD drive anymore
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The world is fun
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
That second seat is a thankless job. Unless Max retires, they are just going to waste Hadjar's potential.
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Is there any music streaming service that isn't shitheads?
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Very true
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I think both of these things can be true.
There was probably a lot of behavior that was excused by people in power because he was the head ball coach.
And people not in positions of power now feel comfortable speaking out since he's gone.
It's all bad!
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Is this how Prince Albert piercings work?
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
We buy Angel Tree gifts every year, and it just dawned on me that this might've been the first year where both of our kids were fully engaged in getting gifts for someone else without getting distracted with "Ooh, I want this..."
Shit. They might be growing up after all...
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
An underrated sinus cavity from a G5 school is all this body needs to make it to the next level.
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Was the OP's name made with AI?
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Tuesdays: Worse Mondays

Can't wait to sit in a Teams workshop all day, with my only ability to escape being other high priority meetings.
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM