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KLURT
@klurt.bsky.social
Professional Mayo Dumper
Did I *need* to buy it?
No.
Did I still buy it?
Very yes.
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Not sure how obscure these are, but probably the most obscure that I own.

I dumped the Mayo.
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Decided to upgrade the lights this year.

Lights on the upper half of the house will have to come later.
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
CHAIN MAIL
Post something random or have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I see a campaign opportunity for Dems
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
P good way to kick off the second game for Mini @jdjerbear.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Micro got to help put some snakes back in their habitat when we were at a nature center near the rink.
Now all she wants is a snake.
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
/shifteyes
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Vibes are pretty solid here
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This part is ok
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This was my pick from Pittsburgh
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My goal is to find the most metal thing I can at every arena I visit.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Pardon?
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Mini scored some beauties today.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hey, here's my other cat
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Neat
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hey, here's my cat
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Huh
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
She won't leave. Dog won't go to the bathroom.
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Let's eat that mother fucking pizza
October 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Please stop cheering for the robbers" - French cops
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This whole section is fantastic.
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How do I get this job?
Not an art historian, an art CRIME historian.
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What a horrifying time we live in when I can't tell what people are actually outraged about.
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM