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champagne socialist she/her/hers
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
WAKE UP, DEAD MAN WHIPS
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
well he’s a really really shitty speaker & should resign! easy solution!
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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fuck
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
to non-feminists & non-critical theorists, it’s hard to articulate or explain the massive impact that Kimberlé Crenshaw has had on these fields. she’s a living legend!!!
"My mentor always tells me, 'Kim, dogs don’t bark at parked cars." They’re coming after critical race theory, 1619, intersectionality because these ideas mobilized people. They gave them the language to actually articulate what they were seeing with their own eyes," says Kimberlé Crenshaw.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
great article! very unfortunate that before you can even read the journalism from human beings, there’s an AI overview from the publication????
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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ai slop ruining basic searches is so annoying, every time i'm trying to find food info -- safety, recipes, whatever -- i feel like 85% of the sites are just ai generated
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i need to know what marjorie’s angle is
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
thinking trump would ever be able to build a coalition simply bc he was smiling, giggling, & kicking his feet is like losing chess to a dog
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Evidence shows JPMC severely underreported Epstein’s suspicious transactions to the U.S. government for decades, potentially in violation of federal anti-money laundering laws.
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Drip/pour over coffee is a very good and I want an apology from all the euros who have trashed it over the years. Especially the ones who tried to claim that an Americano is somehow an acceptable substitute
"In a nation renowned for sophisticated tastes, the acerbic, harsh espresso served in many bistros was not just surprising, but seemingly inexplicable."

This is why I always used to chuckle when Parisians offhandedly dissed Starbucks. The problem is that the French think their coffee is good.
In Paris, the next coffee revolution is quietly brewing
Meet the pioneers reimagining the French capital’s café society, infusing every bean with craft, conscience and creativity
www.ft.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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There’s only one solution to demonstrate the pure insanity gripping a political party moving to the right - a political party moving to the right
somehow Morgan McSweeney returned as a zoomer failson
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities
November 26, 2024 at 9:23 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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mario and a pikmin smoking a doobie
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i do not use gen ai. i have both general & ethical objections to its use in any area of public life. i think more ppl should articulate these kinds of stances, considering ai products are being shoved down consumers’ throats everywhere.
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM