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Kelsey (Taylor's Version)
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She/her • Episcopal youth minister • bi • swiftie since 2010 • loves books and cats. loves Jesus, tries not to be a jerk about it.
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Me explaining my job to people: "I'm a youth minister*"

*not the evil kind
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Broke: uploading yourself into the cloud or the sun or whatever

Woke: lo, he comes with clouds descending, once for our salvation slain
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I would also just like to point out that to whatever extent nonprofits and churches *do* step up to help meet some portion of the need that is being cruelly inflicted on the poor for no reason, that is time, energy, and money that cannot now be used to meet *other* needs
Faith leaders — as well as faith-based food banks — have long argued they absolutely cannot independently handle the raw number of people currently served by government food assistance programs.

They argued it again last week in Congress, calling the idea a "lie". religionnews.com/2025/10/30/f...
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I have been confronted with an ad for Advent calendars and so it is time for the annual PSA:

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS BEGIN

ON

CHRISTMAS

THEY ARE NOT ANY OF THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS

THAT IS ADVENT

WHICH BEGINS FOUR SUNDAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
(she's 90lbs, carrying her isn't feasible)

And all of this time with her is such a gift. But the stages of watching her age... It's hard. She's still so excited to do things her body can't do anymore. Some Laney pics for tax. She's a very good girl.
Today we are instituting a one stair trip per day policy. She goes downstairs at the start of the day, the gate goes up, and she stays down there until it's time to go to bed. One day soon, we will likely have to make her a downstairs only dog which I know she'll hate.
We also stopped taking her on any walks at all. She wants to, but she just can't walk very far. We bought a rug for one big area of tile downstairs so she'd move a little easier down there. She still finds patches of tile to lay down on and then fail to get up from 🙄😂
Six months ago it became a budget line item we make sure happens every month. Three months back she started getting pain meds orally as needed for her bad days, and on those days we'd put up a gate across the bottom of the stairs limiting her stair usage unless we were watching.
My dog is aging and the grief I feel over it is so... Persistent. I'm so thankful we have had so many years with her and that she has no immediate health concerns. A few years back we started getting her Librella (arthritis treatment) shots monthly when we could afford it.
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🚨THIS IS A POP EMERGENCY🚨

ONE OF OUR LONG LOST POP GIRLIES IS MAKING MOVES✨💕
In this house we call people what they want to be called!
Not me shocked ur name isn't rheum cat
I prepped a lesson on Ephesians and the teens only wanted to talk about Luke (boo) so I talked about Luke and then AHA! rector is preaching on Ephesians!!! TAKE THAT. U can't avoid Ephesians!!! 🕯️
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
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It's been 15 years and nobody's leaked a single bit of this plan, my man
Mike Johnson talks about the Republican "healthcare plan" like it's highly classified information: "We're not gonna be on a conference call explaining all our plans and strategies for healthcare reform, because they're leaked in real time."
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Now I understand 67. This morning the clock said 6 and my body knew it was 7.
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Like many human beings, I like it when people aren’t mean to me.
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People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
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Turns out I cared a lot I am so sad now
I don't even care about this that much and I am STREST
I've eaten half a jar of okra just during the extra innings
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball