kelliebob
@kelliebob.bsky.social
Bee wrangler, profanity enthusiast, chaos gremlin, hockey fanatic. Everything always works out the way it’s supposed to.
Really REALLY lamenting the loss of Jo-Ann’s going into the diy gift/ crafty season. I can either drive an hour each way to get the glass etch I need or pay someone evil to deliver some later this week and I hate both of those options.
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Really REALLY lamenting the loss of Jo-Ann’s going into the diy gift/ crafty season. I can either drive an hour each way to get the glass etch I need or pay someone evil to deliver some later this week and I hate both of those options.
I knew I wanted to see Death By Lightning because I’m a history nerd but no one told me Tom Wambsgans was in this!!!
I love him so much yet I don’t know his real name (I can say this about people I know irl, too).
I love him so much yet I don’t know his real name (I can say this about people I know irl, too).
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I knew I wanted to see Death By Lightning because I’m a history nerd but no one told me Tom Wambsgans was in this!!!
I love him so much yet I don’t know his real name (I can say this about people I know irl, too).
I love him so much yet I don’t know his real name (I can say this about people I know irl, too).
I had A Day™️ and made a gin & tonic when I got home. Noticed a black spot an ice cube.
Told Hubs (because he Fixes Things™️) and he promptly pulled the ice maker out and THREW ALL THE ICE AWAY. My good sir! Tonight is Friday and I have more adult beverages planned!!! 🥺
Told Hubs (because he Fixes Things™️) and he promptly pulled the ice maker out and THREW ALL THE ICE AWAY. My good sir! Tonight is Friday and I have more adult beverages planned!!! 🥺
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I had A Day™️ and made a gin & tonic when I got home. Noticed a black spot an ice cube.
Told Hubs (because he Fixes Things™️) and he promptly pulled the ice maker out and THREW ALL THE ICE AWAY. My good sir! Tonight is Friday and I have more adult beverages planned!!! 🥺
Told Hubs (because he Fixes Things™️) and he promptly pulled the ice maker out and THREW ALL THE ICE AWAY. My good sir! Tonight is Friday and I have more adult beverages planned!!! 🥺
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Don't know who's into Shakespeare, but Peter Dinklage & Sandra Oh are in Twelfth Night together. It premieres tonight on Great Performances on PBS.
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
Twelfth Night ~ About | Great Performances | PBS
The Shakespearean comedy of mistaken identity starring Lupita Nyong'o, Sandra Oh, Peter Dinklage, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Junior Nyong'o and more.
www.pbs.org
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Don't know who's into Shakespeare, but Peter Dinklage & Sandra Oh are in Twelfth Night together. It premieres tonight on Great Performances on PBS.
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
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ANYWAY if you'd like to read a fun, mid-century, country mansion mystery novel set during Thanksgiving, I literally have the book for you! You do not need to have read the first in the series to "get" it:
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/717309...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/717309...
Viviana Valentine Goes Up the River by Emily J. Edwards: 9781639102686 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
Author Emily J. Edwards takes Viviana Valentine to new heights—and new lows—in this “firecracker of a series” (Allison Epstein), perfect for fans of Ashley Weaver and Rhys Bowen....
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ANYWAY if you'd like to read a fun, mid-century, country mansion mystery novel set during Thanksgiving, I literally have the book for you! You do not need to have read the first in the series to "get" it:
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/717309...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/717309...
Because street addresses can change my industry uses legal descriptions only. There’s a reason people prefer their street address 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Because street addresses can change my industry uses legal descriptions only. There’s a reason people prefer their street address 🤣
So confused why vendors lie.
If you know you are not going to have something ready on the due date ADMIT IT. Just say “we’re on track for the 19th now!” instead of “I’ll have that to you when it’s ready” the day before it’s due then ignore my follow ups for 2 days. Be a fucking professional!
If you know you are not going to have something ready on the due date ADMIT IT. Just say “we’re on track for the 19th now!” instead of “I’ll have that to you when it’s ready” the day before it’s due then ignore my follow ups for 2 days. Be a fucking professional!
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So confused why vendors lie.
If you know you are not going to have something ready on the due date ADMIT IT. Just say “we’re on track for the 19th now!” instead of “I’ll have that to you when it’s ready” the day before it’s due then ignore my follow ups for 2 days. Be a fucking professional!
If you know you are not going to have something ready on the due date ADMIT IT. Just say “we’re on track for the 19th now!” instead of “I’ll have that to you when it’s ready” the day before it’s due then ignore my follow ups for 2 days. Be a fucking professional!
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
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At one point Michael Flatley (playing retired spy Victor Blackley) takes off one jauntily angled hat only to be handed another. This to me is cinema.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
At one point Michael Flatley (playing retired spy Victor Blackley) takes off one jauntily angled hat only to be handed another. This to me is cinema.
OMG we’re watching Loot and Janet from The Good Place is LIT-UH-REALEEEE playing Hilaria and said “How you say, kitchen?” and I’m DYING. Had to stop the show to get my cackling under control then explain to Hubs *why* I was losing my mind. 🤣
Z, from the other room, “YOU ARE SO WEIRD.”
Z, from the other room, “YOU ARE SO WEIRD.”
Hubs was just trying to remember the name of something and said “what’s it called?” and my brain said “How you say, cucumber?” and I got the giggles in the middle of his not funny story.
He regrets marrying me so much.
He regrets marrying me so much.
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
OMG we’re watching Loot and Janet from The Good Place is LIT-UH-REALEEEE playing Hilaria and said “How you say, kitchen?” and I’m DYING. Had to stop the show to get my cackling under control then explain to Hubs *why* I was losing my mind. 🤣
Z, from the other room, “YOU ARE SO WEIRD.”
Z, from the other room, “YOU ARE SO WEIRD.”
Hubs was just trying to remember the name of something and said “what’s it called?” and my brain said “How you say, cucumber?” and I got the giggles in the middle of his not funny story.
He regrets marrying me so much.
He regrets marrying me so much.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hubs was just trying to remember the name of something and said “what’s it called?” and my brain said “How you say, cucumber?” and I got the giggles in the middle of his not funny story.
He regrets marrying me so much.
He regrets marrying me so much.
Ig look, Michaels has the Melania Holiday Despair Collection.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ig look, Michaels has the Melania Holiday Despair Collection.
Hubs and I both had prescriptions being delivered yesterday from Sam’s pharmacy and we both got the “it’s been delivered!” texts and yet neither of our orders was delivered.
Last Sam’s office supply delivery at work was brought by a lady who wanted US to unload her car b/c “there’s a lot of stuff”
Last Sam’s office supply delivery at work was brought by a lady who wanted US to unload her car b/c “there’s a lot of stuff”
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hubs and I both had prescriptions being delivered yesterday from Sam’s pharmacy and we both got the “it’s been delivered!” texts and yet neither of our orders was delivered.
Last Sam’s office supply delivery at work was brought by a lady who wanted US to unload her car b/c “there’s a lot of stuff”
Last Sam’s office supply delivery at work was brought by a lady who wanted US to unload her car b/c “there’s a lot of stuff”
You. Are. Not. Prepared.
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You. Are. Not. Prepared.
The number of all caps texts I got from the kid about this 🤣🤣🤣
(Yes I requested time off and we’re planning on going since he’ll be home from school)
(Yes I requested time off and we’re planning on going since he’ll be home from school)
DALLAS, here we go! 🗣️
The 2025-26 PWHL Takeover Tour presented by BJ's Wholesale Club is stopping by American Airlines Center on December 28.
➡️ thepwhl.com/en/takeover-tour
The 2025-26 PWHL Takeover Tour presented by BJ's Wholesale Club is stopping by American Airlines Center on December 28.
➡️ thepwhl.com/en/takeover-tour
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The number of all caps texts I got from the kid about this 🤣🤣🤣
(Yes I requested time off and we’re planning on going since he’ll be home from school)
(Yes I requested time off and we’re planning on going since he’ll be home from school)
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It’s 8:52pm and I’m going to bed YOLO 🙌
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s 8:52pm and I’m going to bed YOLO 🙌
FUCK YEAH COCAINE HIPPOS! Also: do yourself a favor and look up the plan to populate the Gulf coast with hippos IT WAS A REAL THING it’s not the bourbon talking I promise
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
FUCK YEAH COCAINE HIPPOS! Also: do yourself a favor and look up the plan to populate the Gulf coast with hippos IT WAS A REAL THING it’s not the bourbon talking I promise
Fuck yeah let’s watch Danny Trejo explain quasi scientific mysteries! The world is cool as heck.
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Fuck yeah let’s watch Danny Trejo explain quasi scientific mysteries! The world is cool as heck.
Bourbon is so tasty. (Your mileage may vary. You do you.)
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Bourbon is so tasty. (Your mileage may vary. You do you.)
I don’t want to brag but I’m AMAZING at fro-yo. You do your whatever makes you happy and all but woooooow I’m great at this. Just wonderful.
Sweet jeebus my infants weighed less than this cup of of Cinnamon Toast Crunch-cheesecake flavored froyo-pumpkin pie flavored fro yo-carmel sauce-toasted coconut dessert
I’m being taken to FROYO!! This will bankrupt us. I have zero self control around TOPPINGS.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don’t want to brag but I’m AMAZING at fro-yo. You do your whatever makes you happy and all but woooooow I’m great at this. Just wonderful.
Being an adult is the most fun shit EVER. I know some of it sucks, yeah. That’s the trade off for getting to choose fun whenever possible.
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Being an adult is the most fun shit EVER. I know some of it sucks, yeah. That’s the trade off for getting to choose fun whenever possible.
Sweet jeebus my infants weighed less than this cup of of Cinnamon Toast Crunch-cheesecake flavored froyo-pumpkin pie flavored fro yo-carmel sauce-toasted coconut dessert
I’m being taken to FROYO!! This will bankrupt us. I have zero self control around TOPPINGS.
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Sweet jeebus my infants weighed less than this cup of of Cinnamon Toast Crunch-cheesecake flavored froyo-pumpkin pie flavored fro yo-carmel sauce-toasted coconut dessert