kelliebob
@kelliebob.bsky.social
Bee wrangler, profanity enthusiast, chaos gremlin, hockey fanatic. Everything always works out the way it’s supposed to.
Because street addresses can change my industry uses legal descriptions only. There’s a reason people prefer their street address 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Because street addresses can change my industry uses legal descriptions only. There’s a reason people prefer their street address 🤣
Ig look, Michaels has the Melania Holiday Despair Collection.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ig look, Michaels has the Melania Holiday Despair Collection.
First stop: Dallas Museum of Art!
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
First stop: Dallas Museum of Art!
I honestly don’t know why the kid tolerates me.
(I’ve been stalking him via share my location)
(I’ve been stalking him via share my location)
October 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I honestly don’t know why the kid tolerates me.
(I’ve been stalking him via share my location)
(I’ve been stalking him via share my location)
Waitaminute, he‘a supposed to be a Canucks fan 🤔
Ugh, yet another fake hockey fan just in it for jerseys 😂
Ugh, yet another fake hockey fan just in it for jerseys 😂
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Waitaminute, he‘a supposed to be a Canucks fan 🤔
Ugh, yet another fake hockey fan just in it for jerseys 😂
Ugh, yet another fake hockey fan just in it for jerseys 😂
I need an 8 part podcast about this IMMEDIATELY
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I need an 8 part podcast about this IMMEDIATELY
OMG we accidentally stayed in a hotel with a cat show last year, it was WILD. The judge was the most amazing.
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
OMG we accidentally stayed in a hotel with a cat show last year, it was WILD. The judge was the most amazing.
Yep, I saw One Battle After Another today
October 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yep, I saw One Battle After Another today
Her full name (in chronological order, she was a hard one to nail down) is Orange Julius Pumpkin Spice Clementine Queso Danny Dorito.
Queso stuck but iMll probably toss out Crunchwrap occasionally now 😂
(She has no idea, truly the smoothest brained creature)
Queso stuck but iMll probably toss out Crunchwrap occasionally now 😂
(She has no idea, truly the smoothest brained creature)
October 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Her full name (in chronological order, she was a hard one to nail down) is Orange Julius Pumpkin Spice Clementine Queso Danny Dorito.
Queso stuck but iMll probably toss out Crunchwrap occasionally now 😂
(She has no idea, truly the smoothest brained creature)
Queso stuck but iMll probably toss out Crunchwrap occasionally now 😂
(She has no idea, truly the smoothest brained creature)
And it’s not like I WANT to listen to this U2 album! But I love the little morning routine of trying a new album and goddammit why won’t my shit WORK?!! The album loaded! I hit play! Then nothing but this (I turned it off & back again, yes)
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
And it’s not like I WANT to listen to this U2 album! But I love the little morning routine of trying a new album and goddammit why won’t my shit WORK?!! The album loaded! I hit play! Then nothing but this (I turned it off & back again, yes)
It’s been doing this for 20 minutes so I’m starting to think I’m NOT upgrading 🙃
October 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It’s been doing this for 20 minutes so I’m starting to think I’m NOT upgrading 🙃
What’s the most half-ass “famous character” costume I can pull off for this party?
I’m Mrs Mia Wallace 😂
I’m Mrs Mia Wallace 😂
October 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What’s the most half-ass “famous character” costume I can pull off for this party?
I’m Mrs Mia Wallace 😂
I’m Mrs Mia Wallace 😂
Bag #4 done! Had to disassemble one part because I didn’t notice the stickers were labeled “1” and “2” but it worked out.
September 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Bag #4 done! Had to disassemble one part because I didn’t notice the stickers were labeled “1” and “2” but it worked out.
Bag #3 done! I had to backtrack a bit after missing a step but I think I got it right.
September 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Bag #3 done! I had to backtrack a bit after missing a step but I think I got it right.
Bag #2 is done!! Less leftovers, still nervous about them.
September 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bag #2 is done!! Less leftovers, still nervous about them.
Bag #1 done. Are there supposed to be leftovers?? I HAVE LEFTOVER PIECES.
September 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Bag #1 done. Are there supposed to be leftovers?? I HAVE LEFTOVER PIECES.
I had no idea how many neat things were flying around near me!
September 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I had no idea how many neat things were flying around near me!
Page 1: Fuck yeah!
Page 3: Oh fuck
Page 3: Oh fuck
September 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Page 1: Fuck yeah!
Page 3: Oh fuck
Page 3: Oh fuck
Did chores, feeling productive, so I guess I’ll finally assemble my Christmas present 😂
(I’m not a Lego person! I’ve procrastinated because I’m afraid I’ll fuck it up.)
(I’m not a Lego person! I’ve procrastinated because I’m afraid I’ll fuck it up.)
September 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Did chores, feeling productive, so I guess I’ll finally assemble my Christmas present 😂
(I’m not a Lego person! I’ve procrastinated because I’m afraid I’ll fuck it up.)
(I’m not a Lego person! I’ve procrastinated because I’m afraid I’ll fuck it up.)
YOU CAN KLARNA THE SIX AND HALF-FOOT TALL ANIMATRONIC POSSUM, Y’ALL!
September 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
YOU CAN KLARNA THE SIX AND HALF-FOOT TALL ANIMATRONIC POSSUM, Y’ALL!
It’s County Fair day and we’re in the parade!
Small towns: not completely terrible (sometimes)
Small towns: not completely terrible (sometimes)
September 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s County Fair day and we’re in the parade!
Small towns: not completely terrible (sometimes)
Small towns: not completely terrible (sometimes)
My tiny town has ONE good thing happening 😂
It’s directly behind our shirt shop and this is the first time I’ve had the opportunity to stop in!
It’s directly behind our shirt shop and this is the first time I’ve had the opportunity to stop in!
September 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My tiny town has ONE good thing happening 😂
It’s directly behind our shirt shop and this is the first time I’ve had the opportunity to stop in!
It’s directly behind our shirt shop and this is the first time I’ve had the opportunity to stop in!