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Keith Burgoyne
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Dad, app developer, writer, occasional emcee, vegetarian. Book lover, long walker. Love the CBC. Previously PEI Writers' Guild. Sometimes I talk about books on the radio.
Still sorting out my heat pumps. Making some progress, but my basement is quite chilly, and so are the floors on the first floor.
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Whenever my 6yo undresses, she throws her clothing all over her room. I've found clothes in her toy bins, hanging from the door, even in the hall. It's as if she was raptured by a stick of dynamite.
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Q: Are you implying that these influencers take the vulnerability of young men to make money for themselves?

GILMORE: Absolutely. All of this is a grift... There is a lot of money that you can make in telling people that you have all the answers.
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Rachel Gilmore: "Thanks to a confluence of factors—including the advent of social media, incompetent moderation from tech giants and manosphere influencers creation of soft entry points for a more radical ideology—anti-feminist ideology is experiencing a resurgence."
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Can't sleep. Boo.
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Odds of there being school tomorrow?
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My friend is a high school English teacher. She says they don't do class novels anymore, that they mostly just do book clubs where students read their own thing. She said it was because students never read the class book. She said they don't have the attention span, don't know how stories work.
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Annie Turcotte (aged 20), materials engineering student
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz (aged 31), nursing student. All killed by a misogynistic terrorist.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Anne-Marie Lemay (aged 22), mechanical engineering student
Sonia Pelletier (aged 28), mechanical engineering student
Michèle Richard (aged 21), materials engineering student
Annie St-Arneault (aged 23), mechanical engineering student
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Maud Haviernick (aged 29), materials engineering student Maryse Laganière (aged 25), budget clerk in the École Polytechnique's finance department
Maryse Leclair (aged 23), materials engineering student
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Geneviève Bergeron (aged 21), civil engineering student
Hélène Colgan (aged 23), mechanical engineering student
Nathalie Croteau (aged 23), mechanical engineering student
Barbara Daigneault (aged 22), mechanical engineering student
Anne-Marie Edward (aged 21), chemical engineering student
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Five day work weeks are dumb when both adults work out of the house. How are you supposed to be an attentive parent while also keeping up a home, all in two days? Utter bullshit.
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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A very important thread. When I was probably no more than 10, I saw this picture of the woman known as Harlow in the Philly Inquirer. A little babygay, I was shocked that such a glamour queen could live in my hometown and even more shocked to see her described as "a former man."
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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An art installation titled "Regular Animals," features the likenesses of Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk and other tech moguls on robot dogs.
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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phones only need one notification and it’s ’the person whose attention you’re trying to get liked your post.’ don’t tell me about stupid ass missed calls we both know i’ll get to them eventually. don’t remind me about my next meeting im sure i’ll figure it out
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Today is Canada's National Day of Action & Remembrance on Violence against Women. It marks the day in 1989 when 14 women at Polytechnique in Montreal were murdered by an "incel" (Proving that shit has a new name but is an old problem.)

There are vigils across the country today. Please attend one.
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The 6yo's nightlight is really pretty.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Not every app on the planet needs a yearly recap.
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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“Gaza now hosts the largest group of child amputees in modern history.”

UNRWA chief Philippe Lazzarini says nearly 42,000 Palestinians in Gaza have suffered life-changing wounds in Israel’s war – and almost one-quarter of those are children.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7eexx4
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
holy shit you guys, i just remembered it's friday

got a real lift out of that, not gonna lie
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I can't take this serial murder at sea shit man. I feel like I'm losing my damn mind.
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM