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I'm Here Live I'm a Kat
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She/her. Ace and queer. 🖤🩶🤍💜 🏳‍🌈 Trans Rights are Human Rights 🏳‍⚧

Wildlife Endocrinologist and 💩 expert. Still kind of a shark biologist? "A very considerate shark vampire." Shark emoji critic.

Still masking. COVID isn't over. 😷
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New social media, 4 years later, and time for an update of my shark emoji review!

Twitter manages to be the WORST, twice this time.

@whysharksmatter.bsky.social Please help me spread this again 🦈🦈🦈
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I am forever explaining assignments which, to me, feel fairly basic. I do offer some creative options, which need a bit more context. But so many of my students seem unable to follow instructions, even when I return to them multiple times, write them down, or turn them into games or quizzes.
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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The Doctor is right and correct
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I really think that even most people who think language policing was a huge problem over the past 5-10 years have no patience for the disgusting little freaks who have tried to bring back "retarded" as a slur. It's just so low-rent and such a tell that the person using it is not worth your time
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Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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"Contrary to Miller and Trump, Lakanwal’s shooting spree is not the result of importing Afghan culture to America. While much will surely be revealed in Lakanwal’s upcoming trial, it looks more like the result of importing American culture to Afghanistan." New from me @zeteo.com
He Killed for the CIA in Afghanistan. Trump Blames Afghan Culture Instead of Langley’s
After the National Guard shooting, the US needs to reckon with how its legacy of global violence inevitably comes home. Stephen Miller wants to do anything but.
zeteo.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I see AI slop in anything, I instantly disregard the whole thing. It's like finding a slug in your salad. If you can't write without an LLM, or you can't source art that isn't genAI, you can't be trusted to do anything. Sorry. Absolute deal-breaker.
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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If you said you were drunk but thankfully you barely drove home without passing out it would be universally agreed you should go to jail. It’s maddening how apparently if you own a Tesla, though, you’re allowed to brag about getting behind the wheel while impaired to the point of unconsciousness.
Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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personally i hope to outlive the democratic party rather than to waste any more of my life trying to change them from the inside
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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humans can’t even shoot their organs at predators
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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We are in peak French heist season.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Boat stuck!!! Boat stuck!!!!!
Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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yeah this is exactly why USians continues to irritate me
Like it’s one thing for a group of people to say “I prefer to be called this” it’s another to TELL another whole country of diverse ethnicities and heritage that you will now be calling them something else.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING BIPEDS!
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Was briefly offended then remembered I ordered the jerk chicken sandwich
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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”The thing is this wasn’t really a catch-and-kill operation as described—I don’t even think there’s a term for what this was,” I say as I pour gravy on my fourth slice of pumpkin pie. My wife has filed for divorce and one of my cats is packing her belongings in a suitcase, but I persist.
Do I try to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza situation to my in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner or do I just pass the stuffing and keep screaming in my own brain hmmmmmmm
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I was right
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Just a gentle reminder that holidays should not be stressful and you get to ensure and protect your joy however you need.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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if you, U.S. resident, forgot something and absolutely have to go shopping tomorrow, it's cool, we all understand. unless you say something like "I can't believe they're making you work the holiday!" in which case your cashier is legally entitled and morally obliged to shoot you in the face
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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~* it’s beginning to look a lot like gay cardinal season *~
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM