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Every election the dems come to us, hat in hand doing their best sheepish, "garsh gang! we hate to bring bad news but the republicans wanna kill everybody. we can stop them if we give them just a few ppl to kill, who are y'all willing to sacrifice?" and we go for it EVERY TIME!
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So long as we call “Europe” West Asia (because that’s what it is) I’m 100% game.
hey, what if we started calling america turtle island collectively? maybe WE can get people’s minds thinking towards a better future when we shift the power back to the indigenous peoples instead of us yelling at each other? yeah? 🥹
a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses stands in a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here
Alt: a gay man wearing a hoodie and sunglasses stands in a crowd of people with the words she does n't even go here
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January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Hey All,
There is a massive storm hitting down South on Friday and Che NEEDS MONEY to prepare. She has about 2 days to raise funds and people need to help out and make sure she has what she needs to not die. Please boost and share!!!
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Goal is $600. Please donate if you can + boost by reposting + quoting with kind words! Thank you!

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January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS AT THE BORDER ALL ALONG

IT'S NOT OK WHEN IT'S AT THE BORDER. IT'S NOT ANY BETTER. THEY TOOK PEOPLE'S LITTLE BABIES AWAY AND TRAFFICKED THEM TO WHITE PEOPLE TO✌🏻ADOPT✌🏻UNDER TRUMP 1 AND BIDEN
January 21, 2026 at 11:34 PM
down to the plant.
What are y’all jobs? Cause don’t none of you ever be at work 😭
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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This is another reason I feel Black people in the U.S. are an internal colony.
I'm not nationalist in the sense that I get my identity from the state. No way. And I'm not patriotic. But I belong to a PEOPLE, the African Americans, & I'm proud to be of my people.
January 21, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Absolutely. I think people missed it because "urban" setting.
Juice was a magnificent psychological horror
Sorry not sorry, y’all niggaz are absolutely out of your COT DAMN saying Tupac was wack in Juice.

Like what are we doing here?
January 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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"I wish, I wish, with all my heart..."
January 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
amd they don't have to identify themselves. so basically if you shoot them bc you think somebody breakimg into your house you in trouble for attacking law enforcement yeen know was law enforcement. ok. cool.
Hey guys— um.
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
January 21, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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These words of the constitution don’t mean much when the courts don’t keep up and the person in charge is a 37 count felon so..
There is no power to go into the home without a warrant.
Hey guys— um.
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Me, next time I need to tell someone something so I can compete fairly with AI:
January 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
everybody was running around saying "pahtna!" with that extra hard p.
Sorry not sorry, y’all niggaz are absolutely out of your COT DAMN saying Tupac was wack in Juice.

Like what are we doing here?
January 21, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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Juice was a magnificent psychological horror
Sorry not sorry, y’all niggaz are absolutely out of your COT DAMN saying Tupac was wack in Juice.

Like what are we doing here?
January 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
def thought you meant sumn else. 😭
I don't do a ton of body waxing but I had a bikini wax today and I was turning that poor coochie every which way but loose 😩
January 21, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Hit me up when yall wanna come to terms with reality.
January 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
2 words. i'm. gone!
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 PM
biggie said the dude was a knick and then said the game was rained out. 😭
January 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Mos Def stole the show in Brown Sugar. Best performance in the movie to me.
My list:
LL
Latifah
Yasiin Bey (Mos Def)
Tupac
Method Man
January 21, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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I know them drawls look like a speedway.
January 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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You can become disabled or homeless in an instant.

Even if you’re young and healthy.

Even if you have a “good job” and a back up plan.

Even if you think you’re doing everything right.

Disability and poverty are not moral failings.

They can happen to anyone.
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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Queen latifah #1 rapper turned actor. Idk what yall arguing bout
January 21, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
would love to hear the wife's version of the story. lol i bet it is completely different.
expensive elective surgery, not guaranteed results, potential for spontaneous reversal. my wife and i agreed her getting an iud made way more sense
January 21, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Cornrows or braiding hair in general.
13. What is a talent that you wish you had?
January 21, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Am I supposed to be set tripping because British people hate Americans now?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Biiiiiisssshhhhhh… the country I live in hates me so much, they had a court case to decide whether or not my people were ACTUALLY PEOPLE.

Boy, fuck you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM