KatieIsCrafty
@katieiscrafty.bsky.social
Maker of things, former a lot of stuff, Certified Aunt Katie, cats, plants, handmade biz, assorted shenanigans.
Overheard in DC (near Ford’s Theatre)
Elementary-aged kid: So if Booth hadn’t shot Lincoln, Trump wouldn’t be president right now?!
Mom: That is not what they said.
Kid: BUT IT MIGHT BE TRUE.
Elementary-aged kid: So if Booth hadn’t shot Lincoln, Trump wouldn’t be president right now?!
Mom: That is not what they said.
Kid: BUT IT MIGHT BE TRUE.
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Overheard in DC (near Ford’s Theatre)
Elementary-aged kid: So if Booth hadn’t shot Lincoln, Trump wouldn’t be president right now?!
Mom: That is not what they said.
Kid: BUT IT MIGHT BE TRUE.
Elementary-aged kid: So if Booth hadn’t shot Lincoln, Trump wouldn’t be president right now?!
Mom: That is not what they said.
Kid: BUT IT MIGHT BE TRUE.
May we all be as happy as a cat in a full planter of cat grass.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
May we all be as happy as a cat in a full planter of cat grass.
Guess who got to go back to the vet because she is allergic to her anxiety supplements and fucked up her forehead and eye!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Guess who got to go back to the vet because she is allergic to her anxiety supplements and fucked up her forehead and eye!!
Somebody hit the beautiful coyote and killed it. 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Somebody hit the beautiful coyote and killed it. 😭😭😭
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As another heavily marketed family holiday looms in the US, I want you to remember:
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
As another heavily marketed family holiday looms in the US, I want you to remember:
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
Sometimes you just have to be grateful that you missed the latest horror.
a painting of jesus with the words thank you lord amen
Alt: a painting of jesus with the words thank you lord amen
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November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sometimes you just have to be grateful that you missed the latest horror.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
The cat has learned that there is always a treat with her pill. We have created a monster that screams her head off any time a pill bottle is opened.
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The cat has learned that there is always a treat with her pill. We have created a monster that screams her head off any time a pill bottle is opened.
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Bird nerds, come to the Wild Birds Unlimited in Timonium MD today till 2! I'm popping up with cards, calendars, and coasters. Or, shop at bowerbox.com anytime and use the code NEWBIRDS for free US shipping for orders over $45. #birdnerds #birdsky #watercolorbirds
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bird nerds, come to the Wild Birds Unlimited in Timonium MD today till 2! I'm popping up with cards, calendars, and coasters. Or, shop at bowerbox.com anytime and use the code NEWBIRDS for free US shipping for orders over $45. #birdnerds #birdsky #watercolorbirds
Did she really resign?
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Did she really resign?
It is offensive how quickly a cup of coffee makes me feel better.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It is offensive how quickly a cup of coffee makes me feel better.
I have been trying to lessen my caffeine “habit” and today I tried a big cut, and now I am going to go make myself some coffee because that was a dumb idea
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I have been trying to lessen my caffeine “habit” and today I tried a big cut, and now I am going to go make myself some coffee because that was a dumb idea
I love that my cat is feeling better enough to jump on the counter again, but I really wish she did not jump on the counter.
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I love that my cat is feeling better enough to jump on the counter again, but I really wish she did not jump on the counter.
We have reached 50% camouflage. 🫡
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We have reached 50% camouflage. 🫡
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
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Dept. of Ed is reclassifying all the female dominated professions (nurse, therapist, speech pathologist, PA) as not having “professional” degrees, which makes it harder for them to get educational loans.
Another FUCKED UP thing this admin is doing to attack women’s power.
Take that shit to court!
Another FUCKED UP thing this admin is doing to attack women’s power.
Take that shit to court!
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Dept. of Ed is reclassifying all the female dominated professions (nurse, therapist, speech pathologist, PA) as not having “professional” degrees, which makes it harder for them to get educational loans.
Another FUCKED UP thing this admin is doing to attack women’s power.
Take that shit to court!
Another FUCKED UP thing this admin is doing to attack women’s power.
Take that shit to court!
A previous industry I worked in, the one that told me I was labeled “difficult” because I wouldn’t put up with abuse, just reached out to check on my capacity. I love this Find Out time period.
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A previous industry I worked in, the one that told me I was labeled “difficult” because I wouldn’t put up with abuse, just reached out to check on my capacity. I love this Find Out time period.
Take a look at the Department of Ed’s efforts to reclassify what constitutes a professional degree (and thereby increase borrowing limits to attain that degree). High-paying, “women's jobs” like CRNA and NP are no longer on the list.
Keep them home, pregnant, poor, and without options.
Keep them home, pregnant, poor, and without options.
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Take a look at the Department of Ed’s efforts to reclassify what constitutes a professional degree (and thereby increase borrowing limits to attain that degree). High-paying, “women's jobs” like CRNA and NP are no longer on the list.
Keep them home, pregnant, poor, and without options.
Keep them home, pregnant, poor, and without options.
Got my first weird dude DM. This place really does have the juice.
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Got my first weird dude DM. This place really does have the juice.
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It could be the friends we made along the way! We just don't know!
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It could be the friends we made along the way! We just don't know!
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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I feel sorry for the utensils I use straight out of the dishwasher. They haven't had time to relax with their friends in the drawer and instead are being thrust straight back into work. Sorry favourite coffee spoon.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I feel sorry for the utensils I use straight out of the dishwasher. They haven't had time to relax with their friends in the drawer and instead are being thrust straight back into work. Sorry favourite coffee spoon.
I think they bagged another deer. Let’s pretend it was the one that ate every one of my sunflower heads this summer.
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I think they bagged another deer. Let’s pretend it was the one that ate every one of my sunflower heads this summer.
A timeline cleanse: Today, nearly six months after her knee surgery and a gnarly, extended cone-based recovery, Miss Kitty jumped on the kitchen counter and has returned to being a full menace, and we couldn’t be happier.
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
A timeline cleanse: Today, nearly six months after her knee surgery and a gnarly, extended cone-based recovery, Miss Kitty jumped on the kitchen counter and has returned to being a full menace, and we couldn’t be happier.
Please, dear Baby Jesus, let those photos NEVER make it to my feed. Ever. Not even a fake AI version.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Please, dear Baby Jesus, let those photos NEVER make it to my feed. Ever. Not even a fake AI version.