Hugh Jympton 📎
@jympton.bsky.social
Wülferhampton denizen, Derby born and bred, now living in Germany. Left-ish.
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Hugh Jympton 📎
@jympton.bsky.social
· May 2
An occasional series of what my Garmin watch is saying after my #HeartBypass.
Started wearing it again about 2 weeks after the op. The watch is basically going “Dude! WTF?”
I need more rest and seem permanently stressed? Ya think? My resting heart rate is higher. Really?
Started wearing it again about 2 weeks after the op. The watch is basically going “Dude! WTF?”
I need more rest and seem permanently stressed? Ya think? My resting heart rate is higher. Really?
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He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
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Discworld QOTD, from The Truth
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Truth
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Ich suche ein Fitnessprogramm für einen 41-Jährigen Freund (🫣😆) das sich nicht anfühlt wie Rentnergymnastik einerseits oder so ein Instagram-Gelaber, das einem weismachen will, man könne und müsse mit genug Disziplin aussehen, wie ein 20-Jähriger Leistungssportler andererseits.
Hat jemand 'ne Idee?
Hat jemand 'ne Idee?
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ich suche ein Fitnessprogramm für einen 41-Jährigen Freund (🫣😆) das sich nicht anfühlt wie Rentnergymnastik einerseits oder so ein Instagram-Gelaber, das einem weismachen will, man könne und müsse mit genug Disziplin aussehen, wie ein 20-Jähriger Leistungssportler andererseits.
Hat jemand 'ne Idee?
Hat jemand 'ne Idee?
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If ReformUK get into government next time then we can kiss goodbye to:
Paid holidays
Sick pay
Safer working conditions
Human Rights
Workers Rights
Unions
NHS & healthcare
Social care
Minimum wage
Among many other things.
Every person who knows a Reformer should have the conversation!.
Paid holidays
Sick pay
Safer working conditions
Human Rights
Workers Rights
Unions
NHS & healthcare
Social care
Minimum wage
Among many other things.
Every person who knows a Reformer should have the conversation!.
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
If ReformUK get into government next time then we can kiss goodbye to:
Paid holidays
Sick pay
Safer working conditions
Human Rights
Workers Rights
Unions
NHS & healthcare
Social care
Minimum wage
Among many other things.
Every person who knows a Reformer should have the conversation!.
Paid holidays
Sick pay
Safer working conditions
Human Rights
Workers Rights
Unions
NHS & healthcare
Social care
Minimum wage
Among many other things.
Every person who knows a Reformer should have the conversation!.
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Die Reallöhne in D sind auf dem Stand von 2019. Heißt: Brutto-Lohnerhöhungen landen im Endeffekt nicht bei Arbeitnehmern, sondern durch steigende Mieten und teurere Lebensmittel bei Vermietern, Immobilienkonzernen und Co.
Warum debattieren wir sowas so wenig?
www.sueddeutsche.de/wirtschaft/a...
Warum debattieren wir sowas so wenig?
www.sueddeutsche.de/wirtschaft/a...
Um den Aufstieg der AfD zu bremsen, bedarf es einer neuen Wirtschaftspolitik
Stellenkahlschlag und Einkommensverluste haben viele Arbeitnehmer enttäuscht. Die demokratischen Parteien müssen darauf eingehen, damit die Rechten nicht noch stärker werden.
www.sueddeutsche.de
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Die Reallöhne in D sind auf dem Stand von 2019. Heißt: Brutto-Lohnerhöhungen landen im Endeffekt nicht bei Arbeitnehmern, sondern durch steigende Mieten und teurere Lebensmittel bei Vermietern, Immobilienkonzernen und Co.
Warum debattieren wir sowas so wenig?
www.sueddeutsche.de/wirtschaft/a...
Warum debattieren wir sowas so wenig?
www.sueddeutsche.de/wirtschaft/a...
Connections
Puzzle #903
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Puzzle #903
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November 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Connections
Puzzle #903
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Puzzle #903
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Wordle 1,625 X/6*
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a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
ALT: a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Wordle 1,625 X/6*
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There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but there‘s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home.
They are lawless bestial scum.
They are lawless bestial scum.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but there‘s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home.
They are lawless bestial scum.
They are lawless bestial scum.
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@inertyd.bsky.social Look away! Look away!
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
@inertyd.bsky.social Look away! Look away!
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Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
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periodically I am googling a specific Discworld quote for my QOTD and one of those AI summaries pops up trying to analyze the quote and it makes me so fucking twitchy
usually I can ignore this stuff but leave Terry Pratchett alone
usually I can ignore this stuff but leave Terry Pratchett alone
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
periodically I am googling a specific Discworld quote for my QOTD and one of those AI summaries pops up trying to analyze the quote and it makes me so fucking twitchy
usually I can ignore this stuff but leave Terry Pratchett alone
usually I can ignore this stuff but leave Terry Pratchett alone
@frmo.bsky.social consider yourself taunted.
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
@frmo.bsky.social consider yourself taunted.
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Seit den frühen Morgenstunden blockieren stabile Menschen rund um #Gießen auch kleinere Straßen und Feldwege und machen so wichtige Punkte dicht. 💪🏻👏🏻
Dabei kam es erneut zu massiver Polizeigewalt – inklusive Wasserwerfereinsätzen, Schlagstöcken und Pfefferspray. 🤬😡
#gi2911
Dabei kam es erneut zu massiver Polizeigewalt – inklusive Wasserwerfereinsätzen, Schlagstöcken und Pfefferspray. 🤬😡
#gi2911
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Four, though five if you accept „I don’t care“ as the right answer to question 5.
What links Marc Almond and chemist John Farrow? The Saturday quiz www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
What links Marc Almond and chemist John Farrow? The Saturday quiz www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
What links Marc Almond and chemist John Farrow? The Saturday quiz
From Charon, Styx and Nix to Dr Fink and Bobby Z, test your knowledge with the Saturday quiz
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Four, though five if you accept „I don’t care“ as the right answer to question 5.
What links Marc Almond and chemist John Farrow? The Saturday quiz www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
What links Marc Almond and chemist John Farrow? The Saturday quiz www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Connections
Puzzle #902
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Puzzle #902
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November 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Connections
Puzzle #902
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Well.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Well.
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All these people fighting to get on the plane*.
* the bus that will take us to the plane.
[sighs, adjusts mask].
* the bus that will take us to the plane.
[sighs, adjusts mask].
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
All these people fighting to get on the plane*.
* the bus that will take us to the plane.
[sighs, adjusts mask].
* the bus that will take us to the plane.
[sighs, adjusts mask].
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild.
- a nutria (swimming in the Nidda)
- a hedgehog (that wandered into the living room)
- a shrew (fell down the light well to the cellar)
- a rhinoceros (on safari)
- a green woodpecker (visits our garden)
- a nutria (swimming in the Nidda)
- a hedgehog (that wandered into the living room)
- a shrew (fell down the light well to the cellar)
- a rhinoceros (on safari)
- a green woodpecker (visits our garden)
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
- Absolute unit ginger and white neighbour cat called Buddy
- grey squirrels everywhere
- effing foxes shitting on my garden sofa
- bloody rats terraforming my flowerbed
- several mice brought indoors by Daphne
- Absolute unit ginger and white neighbour cat called Buddy
- grey squirrels everywhere
- effing foxes shitting on my garden sofa
- bloody rats terraforming my flowerbed
- several mice brought indoors by Daphne
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
- beaver (in Scotland)
- platypus (in Queensland)
- skunk (in California)
- raccoon (in Massachusetts)
- boar (in Italy)
- beaver (in Scotland)
- platypus (in Queensland)
- skunk (in California)
- raccoon (in Massachusetts)
- boar (in Italy)
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild.
- a nutria (swimming in the Nidda)
- a hedgehog (that wandered into the living room)
- a shrew (fell down the light well to the cellar)
- a rhinoceros (on safari)
- a green woodpecker (visits our garden)
- a nutria (swimming in the Nidda)
- a hedgehog (that wandered into the living room)
- a shrew (fell down the light well to the cellar)
- a rhinoceros (on safari)
- a green woodpecker (visits our garden)
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KB: 'Jesus turned water into wine by killing and fermenting the poor'
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
KB: 'Jesus turned water into wine by killing and fermenting the poor'
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This Black Friday, instead of an air fryer, why not get a copy of A History of the World in 47 Borders for under a fiver? Buy a dozen, do your christmas shopping in one click, sorted
www.amazon.co.uk/History-Worl...
www.amazon.co.uk/History-Worl...
A History of the World in 47 Borders: The Sunday Times #1 Bestseller
Explore the untold stories behind the world's borders in this Sunday Times bestseller praised for its novel, fascinating, and delightful insights into global history.
www.amazon.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
This Black Friday, instead of an air fryer, why not get a copy of A History of the World in 47 Borders for under a fiver? Buy a dozen, do your christmas shopping in one click, sorted
www.amazon.co.uk/History-Worl...
www.amazon.co.uk/History-Worl...
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Good morning wulferhampton have a fantastic Friday you fabulous freaks
Two days to Spudmas season
Two days to Spudmas season
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Good morning wulferhampton have a fantastic Friday you fabulous freaks
Two days to Spudmas season
Two days to Spudmas season
„Mind the gap“.
“started making it, had a breakdown, bon appetit”
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
„Mind the gap“.
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Welcome Shabana Mahmood to your next four years of headlines!!!
Foreign doctors trained by the NHS face deportation under visa rules
Foreign doctors trained by the NHS face deportation under visa rules
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Welcome Shabana Mahmood to your next four years of headlines!!!
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You know the drill. If you would like to have this cartoon in your life, I can draw one for you.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
You know the drill. If you would like to have this cartoon in your life, I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/products/ban...
www.worldofmoose.com/products/ban...