Hugh Jympton 📎
@jympton.bsky.social
Wülferhampton denizen, Derby born and bred, now living in Germany. Left-ish.
As this was just on the radio…
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
As this was just on the radio…
@inertyd.bsky.social Look away! Look away!
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
@inertyd.bsky.social Look away! Look away!
@frmo.bsky.social consider yourself taunted.
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
@frmo.bsky.social consider yourself taunted.
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social !!!
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social !!!
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social !!!
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social !!!
So, amidst all these Sirius cybernetics beverages (IYKYK) there is actually a tea worth drinking.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
So, amidst all these Sirius cybernetics beverages (IYKYK) there is actually a tea worth drinking.
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Right. Now have every pretty geometric shaped screwdriver in existence.
Screw you, James! Or rather, unscrew you!
Screw you, James! Or rather, unscrew you!
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Right. Now have every pretty geometric shaped screwdriver in existence.
Screw you, James! Or rather, unscrew you!
Screw you, James! Or rather, unscrew you!
Help! We have a hedgehog behind our sofa! Am iBook to put it out onto the garden?
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Help! We have a hedgehog behind our sofa! Am iBook to put it out onto the garden?
Cranes heading south. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Cranes heading south. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
I have both of those. My taste improved.
Here is the only record I still own. Digitised the rest, but couldn’t bear to part with this.
Here is the only record I still own. Digitised the rest, but couldn’t bear to part with this.
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I have both of those. My taste improved.
Here is the only record I still own. Digitised the rest, but couldn’t bear to part with this.
Here is the only record I still own. Digitised the rest, but couldn’t bear to part with this.
Bought in a supermarket in Germany.
My Mum made me sell it to my cousin.
[cringes self inside out]
My Mum made me sell it to my cousin.
[cringes self inside out]
November 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Bought in a supermarket in Germany.
My Mum made me sell it to my cousin.
[cringes self inside out]
My Mum made me sell it to my cousin.
[cringes self inside out]
This year‘s #Halloween pumpkin is a bit of disappointment, frankly.
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
This year‘s #Halloween pumpkin is a bit of disappointment, frankly.
Sexy Powerquery fill in values across merged cells.
I really need to reconsider my life choices.
I really need to reconsider my life choices.
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Sexy Powerquery fill in values across merged cells.
I really need to reconsider my life choices.
I really need to reconsider my life choices.
Cor!
Thursday news quiz: Jailhouse books, museum trouble and an unexpected bear www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Thursday news quiz: Jailhouse books, museum trouble and an unexpected bear www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
October 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Cor!
Thursday news quiz: Jailhouse books, museum trouble and an unexpected bear www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Thursday news quiz: Jailhouse books, museum trouble and an unexpected bear www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Two lovely pictures for @wulfhelm.bsky.social to judge.
Crows mobbing a raptor. It’s murder out there!
And geese, or possible cranes, buggering off for the winter.
Crows mobbing a raptor. It’s murder out there!
And geese, or possible cranes, buggering off for the winter.
October 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Two lovely pictures for @wulfhelm.bsky.social to judge.
Crows mobbing a raptor. It’s murder out there!
And geese, or possible cranes, buggering off for the winter.
Crows mobbing a raptor. It’s murder out there!
And geese, or possible cranes, buggering off for the winter.
Followed up with a wee stroll in the mountains yesterday.
Aaand DOMS. Welcome, old friend, it’s been a while.
Aaand DOMS. Welcome, old friend, it’s been a while.
October 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Followed up with a wee stroll in the mountains yesterday.
Aaand DOMS. Welcome, old friend, it’s been a while.
Aaand DOMS. Welcome, old friend, it’s been a while.
Can I borrow your flamethrower? This is at the entrance to the DIY store. Not even the main “Christmas market”.
October 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Can I borrow your flamethrower? This is at the entrance to the DIY store. Not even the main “Christmas market”.
#FitnessWankers another week, another year best 5K. Wallop.
Could tell I worked for this one because my glasses steamed up after I stopped!
Could tell I worked for this one because my glasses steamed up after I stopped!
October 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
#FitnessWankers another week, another year best 5K. Wallop.
Could tell I worked for this one because my glasses steamed up after I stopped!
Could tell I worked for this one because my glasses steamed up after I stopped!
Yeah, but what about this crow (?) indistinct in the background.
October 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yeah, but what about this crow (?) indistinct in the background.
A swooping kestrel. Was hovering until I whipped the camera out.
Lots going on out there in the bird world. Loads of crows, possibly mobbing a buzzard, then this fella.
I quite like the pic. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Lots going on out there in the bird world. Loads of crows, possibly mobbing a buzzard, then this fella.
I quite like the pic. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A swooping kestrel. Was hovering until I whipped the camera out.
Lots going on out there in the bird world. Loads of crows, possibly mobbing a buzzard, then this fella.
I quite like the pic. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Lots going on out there in the bird world. Loads of crows, possibly mobbing a buzzard, then this fella.
I quite like the pic. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Buzzard? Kestrel? Penguin?
Was circling above the house earlier. So long as it’s not a vulture circling above me…
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Was circling above the house earlier. So long as it’s not a vulture circling above me…
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Buzzard? Kestrel? Penguin?
Was circling above the house earlier. So long as it’s not a vulture circling above me…
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Was circling above the house earlier. So long as it’s not a vulture circling above me…
@wulfhelm.bsky.social