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J Wolfgang Goerlich

@jwgoerlich.bsky.social

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I’m the unflinchingly optimistic graybeard, wandering in this cyber dystopia. InfoSec, cybersecurity, futurist, strategist, chaotic good. The views expressed are my own. Sometimes humorously.

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 2d

Who’s excited for phishing by prompt injection!? What a time to be alive.

neuraltrust.ai/blog/openai-...

OpenAI Atlas Omnibox Prompt Injection: URLs That Become Jailbreaks | NeuralTrust

NeuralTrust research shows how using crafted strings that resemble URLs, an attacker can override user intent and jailbreak agentic browsers like OpenAI Atlas.

neuraltrust.ai

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Stefani Goerlich @stefanigoerlich.bsky.social · 3d

The three phases of womanhood:

“I’m a mouse, duh.”

“I’m the COOL coworker.”

“Fuck it, I’m an anglerfish”

A picture of the mouse costume from Mean Girls, a pic of a teacher dressed as Ms Frizzle, and a pic of Stefani in a sequined anglerfish costume.

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James Hollingshead @bladesjester.bsky.social · 3d

Please keep in mind that, even if this administration eventually ends, almost no new administration has *ever* given up power/practices that the previous administration has taken for itself...

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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 26d

"Look my son, one day...this farm of Sparc 9 boxes will all be yours"

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 26d

I often think of the legacy we leave our grandchildren.

And by legacy, I mostly mean tech debt.

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 27d

My cybersecurity policies ttpd coded. Can’t be helped.

J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Oct 5

I’m more than a little skeptical. But. It fits the ongoing bot-fueled narrative: always blame Israel. And. Hamas is maximizing the PR it gets from their investment in these boats.

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HerRoyalThighness @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · Oct 5

Good Morning! If you see this please unleash chaos today! Thank you!

you have been visited by the
PERMIT GRAB
you may do 1 bad thing today

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Oct 4

Thanks so much!

J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Oct 4

Mood. #GrrCon

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Oct 4

We should catch up soon.

J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Oct 3

Yep. I’ll be there.

J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Oct 3

Thanks, #GrrCon.

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Oct 3

Security roadmaps are made for detours. Slavishly following them is just as bad as ignoring the roadmap.

J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Oct 1

Managing your team’s stress is as important as managing your team’s budget. #ciso

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Why burnout is a growing problem in cybersecurity

Facing increasing stress, cybersecurity professionals are dropping out of the workforce.

www.bbc.com

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Sep 30

a man with blonde hair is sitting on the ground with the words `` not like this '' written above him .

ALT: a man with blonde hair is sitting on the ground with the words `` not like this '' written above him .

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Sep 30

The three original sins of the Internet: Eternal September; Netscape’s browser cookies; and the first banner ad.

Today no one knows how to behave online, everyone is being tracked, and every eyeball monetized.

J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Sep 30

First, this one was two degrees of separation, and an hour away.

Second, you’re not wrong.

J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Sep 27

🙃

J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Sep 27

“You could argue with me. But if you did? You’d be wrong.”

A lesson in confidence, by @stefanigoerlich.bsky.social.

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Tech Field Day - Networking Field Day 39 - 11/5 - 11/6 @techfieldday.com · Sep 25

Thank you for presenting #1Password at Security Field Day 14! Videos will be posted soon to the Tech Field Day YouTube channel!

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@TechFieldDay.com @NetworkingNerd.net #XFD14 #Cybersecurity #NetworkSecurity #AI

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Tech Field Day - Networking Field Day 39 - 11/5 - 11/6 @techfieldday.com · Sep 25

Learn more about @GetSquareX and Security Field Day 14 on our website.

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@TechFieldDay.com @NetworkingNerd.net #XFD14 #Cybersecurity #NetworkSecurity #AI

Introducing SquareX at Security Field Day 14 - Tech Field Day

Tech Field Day

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carpeinferi.bsky.social @carpeinferi.bsky.social · Sep 25

The attack graph in the @squarex portal can show both a single user view or multiuser view if multiple individuals fell for the same attack of how the user(s) ended up at downloading the infected file. #xfd14

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Tech Field Day - Networking Field Day 39 - 11/5 - 11/6 @techfieldday.com · Sep 9

We're excited to announce @1Password.bsky.social is presenting at Security Field Day 14! Learn more on the Tech Field Day website.

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@TechFieldDay.com @NetworkingNerd.net #TheFuturumGroup #XFD14 #Cybersecurity #PasswordManager

1Password Presents at Security Field Day 14 - Tech Field Day

Tech Field Day

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · Sep 25

BlackCat, CyberVolk, and Scattered Spider walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

“No,” they say. “This is extortion.”