Neil Johnson
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iamtweek.bsky.social
Neil Johnson
@iamtweek.bsky.social
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Internet security geek, rugby fan, Dad, collector of way too many t-shirts, has been known to dance in shops.
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My path to #infosec
-Start CompSci degree
-Realise degree is crap (who needs to learn Pascal?)
-Start technical college course
-Become kitchen hand (great way to learn to cook for yourself)
-Discover linux
-Discover linux kernal hacking
-Discover 'hacking', ahh packetstorm :)
No midfield, everyone either playing it backwards or hoffing it up to last man, no control, players standing still and ball watching, guys standing on opposite wing with no support around getting the ball...loosing the ball.
I hear there is a little blue pill for that these days.
Got to spend most of the week in SF with some awesome people. First time ever visiting, those hills are no joke.
How would eliminations work? Can I throw a ‘grenade’ and buy a shot of absinthe at an opponent and if he taps out he’s ‘dead’? Is tea-bagging allowed?
"Look my son, one day...this farm of Sparc 9 boxes will all be yours"
I’d be curious if any big publisher has actually signed to release this album or if it’s self published. If it’s the latter no one is getting paid from the plays.
It is only malloc if it comes from the Malloc region of France, otherwise its sparkling byte assignment
Can you steal me a sports almanac then? Have you met anyone playing what people call ‘rock and or roll’ music? I bet you weren’t ready for it, but I think your kids will love it.
Your washing is last seen clutching a chain link fence as the nuclear bomb blasts the dirt off it and the skin off of Sarah Conner.
In the middle of trying to purchase (in the name of science) and the website just went down!
How does the print taste? How long will I take to pass it?
“We now own a cat” There, fixed it for you
Get your hand off my foot long!
Shut up and take my stickers for a swap...
Hey dude, everything ok?
AND I missed the chance to say opportuni-TEA.

I’ll do a swap in vegas then

@gregoryparfitt.bsky.social what’s it worth to get a second?
Did you have the Yorkshire one at Steelcon? I feel like I missed an opportunity there.
the king of NYNEX?
That sounds…ominous
I am still covered in baby oil and glitter from it