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Jared "the wolfman" Mason
@jthewolfmanm.bsky.social
(he/him) writer, artist, improvisor, co-parent, dad, bi/pan 🏳️‍🌈. Yeah, I’ll do a guest spot on your podcast. [email protected]
TTRPG: jthewolfmanm.itch.io
Pinned
i gone and done it
bundled my world building games
download them from itch

#haiku #ttrpg #itchio #worldbulding #creativewriting

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World Building Toolbox by jthewolfmanm
A collection of worldbuilding games.
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Battletoads on Switch virtual console?

Yes, I did show the students in game club one of my favorites.

And yes, it was too frustrating for them to play very long.
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
the upstairs neighbors
dropping their pvc pipes
that has to be it

#haiku
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
A nearly religious experience of Pee-wee's Big Adventure at a midnight show at the Music Box in Chicago in high school.

The collective sigh after the storm sequence in Mad Max: Fury Road.

Getting drunk during Snakes on a Plane in college.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Reposted by Jared "the wolfman" Mason
The handmade, human qualities of your work are more valuable than they've ever been. Don't doubt that for a second.
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
these are "chocolate coins"
krampus came last night
st. nick'las tonight

#haiku #holidays #chocolate
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Doing little crafts is where it's at.
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Mea tulpa
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I named my fists "unreliable" and "narrator" because that's the way I remember it, at least.
I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
sometimes i forget
i have a bunch of free games
pay what you want to

#haiku #itchio #ttrpg

jthewolfmanm.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh no, my foot's asleep...
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
More gnome-like every day.
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Charlie Brown. A rebel.
Okay. Yes. We’re bored now. We’re all bored. But has it ever occurred to you, Charlie Brown, that the process which creates this boredom that we see in the world now may very well be a self-perpetuating unconscious form of brainwashing created by a world totalitarian government based on money?
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
at first, hesitant
but the kids loved spider-man
raimi for the win

#haiku #spiderman #movies
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Trump signed the bill which makes me think it's been scrubbed/redacted to try to clear him or others.

It sucks that it took this amount of "can't sweep this under the rug" for people to finally flush this turd.

Every enabler is an accomplice and should be tried.
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ai is shit and I don't want it on any of my devices or browsers or websites or customer service portals or...
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Foghorn Longhorn
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
roger rabbit's great
so many jokes per minute
and top notch sight gags

#haiku #whoframedrogerrabbit?
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
given it some thought
the systems seem to be bad?
what do we think, folks?

#haiku
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Folks, Heat still kicks ass.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Halloween doodles while subbing fir a study hall
October 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
early morning clouds
cold and dead like last night's coals
ignite with the dawn

#haiku #dawn
October 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Reposted by Jared "the wolfman" Mason
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Reposted by Jared "the wolfman" Mason
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
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October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reposted by Jared "the wolfman" Mason
The loudest "NEVER SAW THIS COMING" people are people who were told this was coming and argued that we were fear mongering. You never saw this coming because you looked away.
October 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
told kids about ice
one asked, "can the cops help us?"
had to break the news

#haiku #fuckice #chicago #teacher
October 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM