every e-scooter is a policy failure
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Chicago (Go Sox.) Socialist. Stargate Supremacist. Lake Michigan fanboy
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i've lived in chicago for almost a year and a half now but this is my first 1° day. pray for this texan.
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
i've lived in chicago for almost a year and a half now but this is my first 1° day. pray for this texan.
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Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
i am at 5% which is truly amazing, ty all. if i can raise just a couple hundred more i can get my software and camera rig and start putting out a reel!! i have a solid idea im working on, but cant reveal much at this point. no ai will be used ever, this will be a cannoli original.
ok i m gonna do this but there is a lot of shit i need to get first, so if you want to help me make some animation and return to the only thing I was ever truly passionate about in my life, consider contributing here!
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i am at 5% which is truly amazing, ty all. if i can raise just a couple hundred more i can get my software and camera rig and start putting out a reel!! i have a solid idea im working on, but cant reveal much at this point. no ai will be used ever, this will be a cannoli original.
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one of my favorite parts of watching old tv shows is seeing what futuristic UI they were cooking up. power rangers in space is no exception.
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
one of my favorite parts of watching old tv shows is seeing what futuristic UI they were cooking up. power rangers in space is no exception.
Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
I think this sea lion speaks for us all
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I think this sea lion speaks for us all
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Oops, can't sleep, this will be a problem later.
I *have* to sleep now! We fly in mere hours! Feeling better financially, but hey, I won't complain if we can get things just a little closer!
1575/3000
🫡♥️🖤🥳
1575/3000
🫡♥️🖤🥳
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Oops, can't sleep, this will be a problem later.
Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
1 am goin back for more strong opinions
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
1 am goin back for more strong opinions
Got those Vedek Winn eyes
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Got those Vedek Winn eyes
what a wonderful night to come home to leftover chili and a highnoon. about to get crossfaded on melatonin and wake up in 7 hours.
December 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
what a wonderful night to come home to leftover chili and a highnoon. about to get crossfaded on melatonin and wake up in 7 hours.
You know I had to get that belly
December 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
You know I had to get that belly
Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
FINALLY GOT IT!
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
FINALLY GOT IT!
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
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it's a crime that i'm out of harvest cheddar sunchips
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
it's a crime that i'm out of harvest cheddar sunchips
Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
coming out of my box and i’ve been helping just fine gotta gotta be ground because I want it all
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
coming out of my box and i’ve been helping just fine gotta gotta be ground because I want it all
Chicago makes serious icecicles. I bet this is how I die one of these days.
December 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Chicago makes serious icecicles. I bet this is how I die one of these days.
Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
deleting all photos of your ex is an underrated stage of the breakup process. who knows when, a year from now, google wants to remind you of the memories.
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 AM
deleting all photos of your ex is an underrated stage of the breakup process. who knows when, a year from now, google wants to remind you of the memories.
Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Okay, fuck it: I'm not feeling any cheer or joy, I'm out of mind with money stress and the cortisol levels are stratospheric. Send me large amounts of money, please. Or small amounts, but lots of them.
Shit's fucked. Time's up. Help.
Shit's fucked. Time's up. Help.
It's December! Cheer and joy unto every one!
This month we're aiming at 3000 again for the fundraiser!
We didn't hit the November target, so things are quite tight!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
Art theme: THEMELESS, gonna go random on y'all!
This month we're aiming at 3000 again for the fundraiser!
We didn't hit the November target, so things are quite tight!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
Art theme: THEMELESS, gonna go random on y'all!
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Okay, fuck it: I'm not feeling any cheer or joy, I'm out of mind with money stress and the cortisol levels are stratospheric. Send me large amounts of money, please. Or small amounts, but lots of them.
Shit's fucked. Time's up. Help.
Shit's fucked. Time's up. Help.
Reposted by every e-scooter is a policy failure
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM