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Since I nuked my 2024 media thread and stopped posting on Twitter, I will start my 2025 media thread a week(ish) early and post it now
a man with a beard is making a heart shape with his hands and making a face .
Alt: a man with a beard is making a heart shape with his hands and making a face .
media.tenor.com
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that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right
Five years ago today, the United States Capitol was attacked in a violent insurrection incited by the President of the United States for one purpose: to overturn a free and fair election and cling to power in clear violation of the Constitution.
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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This is why I’m pushing for a state escrow account that holds federal funds before sending them on to Washington. If Trump wants to steal our tax dollars that were legally appropriated by Congress, then we should just be paying ourselves.
“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”

Monstrously cruel.
Health Dept. to Freeze $10 Billion in Funding to 5 Democratic States
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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every single time i see a nightclub ad in a major city i think of this classic tweet
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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do you need it to fuck your wife too
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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my 75yo mother told me last night that she’s planning to delete Instagram and Facebook because she’s sick of not being able to tell what’s AI and what’s not, and I genuinely don’t think tech companies have reckoned with this kind of move as an actual possibility
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I'm going to be pulling for the Bears in the playoffs as a nod to the cool American Pope who's a Chicago sports fan
January 5, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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A dear friend is Sbux union leader through Workers United and she clued me into 3 things.

Starbucks has not signed a contract with the workers for 4 years.

Starbucks has more union violations than any other company in the US.

Shareholders are demanding they settle.

Keep boycotting.
53 DAYS INTO THE LONGEST NATIONAL ULP STRIKE IN STARBUCKS' HISTORY! 🔥

Remind your friends and family: Don't buy Starbucks for the duration of our strike!

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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It's a joke that the Steelers and Panthers get to host a playoff game.
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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My mom has informed me that 60 Minutes is "totally different now," and that they don't plan to keep on watching. Wondering how many Boomers across America have come to that conclusion. Hopefully more of them than not
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Still can't believe nobody wanted Lamar when he was a restricted free agent. Fucking bullshit ass collusion trash.
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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we have to assume the luigi's mansion run in AGDQ across the river stole all the clutch from the raven-steelers game

they gave all the kicks to luigi
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Spinzone: The Steelers offense vs the Texans defense is gonna be very funny
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Steelers did not deserve that at all. Defense let's Lamar down. Kicker also got to be sick but there's way more blame to go around
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Watching the reaction on the timeline is so much better than actually watching the game RN lol
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Good thing the Steelers decided not giving up the sack record was more important than locking up the division!
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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Panthers win the NFC south.
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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ICYMI: Elon Musk’s AI chatbot Grok is “altering images to depict real women being sexually abused, humiliated, hurt, and even killed.”

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January 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM