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satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 4h

people shit talk animal husbandry just because it's a starter tech in civ. brother that shit's crazy. that shit's next level. "ooooh it doesn't use math or coal how important can it be" that's you that's what you sound like

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 4h

people say they're going to bed early like they're actually going to fall asleep. you must think the rest of us are soooo stupid

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 5h

i noticed in ball x pit the other day that each character had a bespokely designed wrapper around their health bar and it's like man games used to be good

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 5h

KSH KZZT KSH KSH KSZ KHT apPLE tater KSH KSH KSH KSTST staple KSH KWT KWRT archipelago, batman

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 6h

fiction never shows shakespeare drafting. he's always just rawdogging that shit like it's due tomorrow

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 7h

why's that one ghost hunting tool named after ovulation

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 7h

630 isn't mischief hours it's like "aw i got off work a little late, i'll just buy a mcdouble instead of cooking tonight"

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 7h

like what were you scared it'd get too dark

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 7h

maybe this is narcy but monday night at 6:30 pm 10 days before halloween seems like maybe the lamest possible time you could be letting off firecrackers

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 9h

zabrak biology

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 9h

he received the necessary medical attention in time

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 9h

the pit definitionally was not bottomless

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 9h

boba fett didn't die he fell into a hole

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 10h

i mean they're not wrong. that man did die

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 10h

bricky this, clocky that. the only brick i care about is the one that clocked the fuzz thanks to OUR HERO MARSHA P JOHNSON

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 1d

white boy it wasn't himmler the hero...

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 1d

"no the problem is the cards the other players put in their decks" oh so you're mad that other people don't want to play the game the exact same way you do aw that's tragic hey got a standard deck

satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 1d

whenever you see someone complain about the power creep of casual commander it's like my brother in christ you control the cards you put in your deck for a casual format