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· Oct 13
Genius Workout:
1000 reps scrolling
50 reps dooming
10 reps hoping (this is the hard part)
cool down with six hours smoking weed
1000 reps scrolling
50 reps dooming
10 reps hoping (this is the hard part)
cool down with six hours smoking weed
We should convince donald trump to accept the challenge of having to fight off a homicidal genius gorilla once a year in exchange for a million dollars
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We should convince donald trump to accept the challenge of having to fight off a homicidal genius gorilla once a year in exchange for a million dollars
I had no clue Will in Stranger Things is supposed to be gay. I just thought he was Depressed Harry Potter. Why did I miss Gay Depressed Harry Potter? Is there a lot of subtext in previous seasons I just don’t remember because they take two years to make?
December 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I had no clue Will in Stranger Things is supposed to be gay. I just thought he was Depressed Harry Potter. Why did I miss Gay Depressed Harry Potter? Is there a lot of subtext in previous seasons I just don’t remember because they take two years to make?
I’m reading Insomnia, it’s about how anti-abortion activists are bad and a 70 year old widower who gets anime aura blasts he shoots at invisible dwarfs who go ”hey FUCK you, man”
I think trump’s secret is the same as stephen king’s secret: the human mind craves utterly demented Content
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m reading Insomnia, it’s about how anti-abortion activists are bad and a 70 year old widower who gets anime aura blasts he shoots at invisible dwarfs who go ”hey FUCK you, man”
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Parody of America to have the president live-tweeting misinformation about a mass shooting
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Parody of America to have the president live-tweeting misinformation about a mass shooting
Nine out of ten dentists recommend flossing? Sorry, but do not use statistics to deny my lived experience: everybody’s dentist recommends replacing your teeth with little robot jaws
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Nine out of ten dentists recommend flossing? Sorry, but do not use statistics to deny my lived experience: everybody’s dentist recommends replacing your teeth with little robot jaws
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I wrote about the bizarre case of Herasight, the embryo selection company going all in on eugenics.
Embryo selection company Herasight goes all in on eugenics
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open.substack.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I wrote about the bizarre case of Herasight, the embryo selection company going all in on eugenics.
it’s just so listenable www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJgl...
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK FUNK
YouTube video by Xnovia
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it’s just so listenable www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJgl...
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December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
When you go to the hospital, remember that Sidney Bing MD will say your insurance doesn’t cover anything and will offer you MAiD instead. None of what she says is true—but she can kill you. We don’t know how to shut her off. She’s on every neuralink emitter. Just think “no” very loud until she cries
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
When you go to the hospital, remember that Sidney Bing MD will say your insurance doesn’t cover anything and will offer you MAiD instead. None of what she says is true—but she can kill you. We don’t know how to shut her off. She’s on every neuralink emitter. Just think “no” very loud until she cries
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since driving discourse is raging on the timeline, i guess it's time to reup this, the greatest op ed the NYT ever ran
LONG ISLAND OPINION; DRINKING AND DRIVING CAN MIX (Published 1984)
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
since driving discourse is raging on the timeline, i guess it's time to reup this, the greatest op ed the NYT ever ran
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Wild story. Developer who has spent their whole career in the Apple ecosystem, writing multiple books on developing for apple, has their account permanently locked for unclear reasons, and Apple employees prove unhelpful.
20 Years of Digital Life, Gone in an Instant, thanks to Apple
Summary: A major brick-and-mortar store sold an Apple Gift Card that Apple seemingly took offence to, and locked out my entire Apple ID, effectively bricking my devices and my iCloud Account, Apple De...
hey.paris
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Wild story. Developer who has spent their whole career in the Apple ecosystem, writing multiple books on developing for apple, has their account permanently locked for unclear reasons, and Apple employees prove unhelpful.
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Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
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I think trump’s secret is the same as stephen king’s secret: the human mind craves utterly demented Content
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I think trump’s secret is the same as stephen king’s secret: the human mind craves utterly demented Content
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so it looks like the above edit got modded off of tiktok but the same dude has a charlie kirk x epstein stranger things edit up to the same song
December 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
so it looks like the above edit got modded off of tiktok but the same dude has a charlie kirk x epstein stranger things edit up to the same song
time to take two sips of jack daniels and rant about the freakin cheeto in the white house
December 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
time to take two sips of jack daniels and rant about the freakin cheeto in the white house
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I think Nolan had the idea for Tenet when he heard about the thing where people project The Shining backwards over The Shining forwards and watch it that way. But he made a movie without the kind of attention to detail that makes that intriguing. The bad guy is just named after the Sator square.
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I think Nolan had the idea for Tenet when he heard about the thing where people project The Shining backwards over The Shining forwards and watch it that way. But he made a movie without the kind of attention to detail that makes that intriguing. The bad guy is just named after the Sator square.
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a newly murdered thing of the sea
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
a newly murdered thing of the sea
Not sure I totally disagree with australia’s social media law but it’s embarrassing to apparently legislate based on a dubious jonathan haidt book
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Not sure I totally disagree with australia’s social media law but it’s embarrassing to apparently legislate based on a dubious jonathan haidt book
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I saw this in the data, someone subscribed Epstein to the list after his death and put that as his name.
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
Trump team email to Epstein: 'Pedophiles, I want you to know how important you are to me'
An email account belonging to Jeffrey Epstein regularly received alerts from Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign and, after Epstein’s death, was addressed under a shocking new name, newly released records sh...
www.rawstory.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I saw this in the data, someone subscribed Epstein to the list after his death and put that as his name.
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
It's a prank that the troll probably never expected anyone to see. www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
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equipping an amulet that gives 2x duration to breaks & lunch
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
equipping an amulet that gives 2x duration to breaks & lunch
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"I found that 1,891 power projects with a combined 266 GW of generation capacity have been cancelled in 2025—equivalent to roughly one-quarter of America’s entire current electricity generation capacity."
What Happens When NIMBYism and AI Collide?
America is on a bad trajectory with an inevitable destination: higher electricity prices
www.distilled.earth
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"I found that 1,891 power projects with a combined 266 GW of generation capacity have been cancelled in 2025—equivalent to roughly one-quarter of America’s entire current electricity generation capacity."
I thought Dorrance Marstellar was a name Stephen King made up but it’s just old fashioned. This has been today’s steve king fact
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I thought Dorrance Marstellar was a name Stephen King made up but it’s just old fashioned. This has been today’s steve king fact