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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 13d

Genius Workout:
1000 reps scrolling
50 reps dooming
10 reps hoping (this is the hard part)
cool down with six hours smoking weed

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happy new brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 17h

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Department of Shoe+ @shoe.bsky.social · 8h

The Fred Trump treatment. Give him a fake job while Miller draws up missile strike plans on fishermen.

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 9h

You wouldn’t ingest reactor cavity water

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 18h

I love it when squirrels have a party on the roof at 2 am. It’s normal to me.

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 18h

I think the monsieur’s parents shouldn’t have named him that, hot take but it’s how I feel

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 18h

My fifth grade teacher told me not to do that. Ms Jenkins didn’t anticipate social media

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 18h

Captain Fall is pretty funny

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 19h

ok i’ll bite. what’s “glass”

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 21h

red wine, pizza rolls, cayenne pepper, red pepper flakes, a slice of havarti, parmesan: The Gentleman’s Snack

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 23h

I have small beers everywhere

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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 3d

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

The bluesky motto

Super sonic: I’m blocked, what does it say

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Il Pomodoro @dabenner.bsky.social · 1d

Istg every democratic ad the last 3 years should just have been "Trump was president in 2020" (somehow the NYT would both sides this)

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 1d

Just for the record, in 2020:
- Wray was the FBI director Trump handpicked to replace Comey
- Jack Smith was in the Hague prosecuting Kosovo war crimes
- Garland was an appeals court judge
- Monaco was in private practice in LA

There was no Biden administration yet, crooked or otherwise.

He crazy.

Donald J. Trump +
@realDonald Trump
Just in: Documents show conclusively that Christopher Wray, Deranged Jack Smith, Merrick Garland, Lisa Monaco, and other crooked lowlifes from the failed Biden Administration, signed off on Operation Arctic Frost. They spied on Senators and Congressmen/women, and even taped their calls. They cheated and rigged the
2020 Presidential Election. These Radical Left Lunatics should be prosecuted for their illegal and highly unethical behavior!
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10/24/25, 22:11

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

It’s literally on Sora. It’s on ChatGPT. It’s on Deepseek. It’s on OauthTuna. It’s on Hitler 2. It’s literally just on Prime Intellect

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

imagine a burger

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

This movie goes pretty hard

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

It’s called Hobb’s End because it’s in Hobb’s ass and you fuck it. That’s the Hobb’s End Horror

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

Sam Neill’s forehead wrinkles are so beautiful in this movie

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

You’re telling me john carpentered in this mouth of madness

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think she’s actually the perfect neighbor. False advertising if you ask me.

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

You tellin me a bacon eggened this cheese

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

encrappification in the crapoverse. crappiest timeline.

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

skill ish

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 2d

we continue to approach Ship Money

Ghost of Budgets Passed Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 2d

I am gonna scream-laugh myself to death
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

Exclusive | Trump Pushes for New Classes of Navy Warships

The president is personally involved in discussions for what the Navy is calling the “Golden Fleet.” The new warships would be better suited to counter China and other potential future threats.

www.wsj.com

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

a friend of mine insisted he was 'white trash' and therefore couldn't be judged for a Nazi tattoo, then continued to maintain this after I told her about his family. people don't want to let go of their first impressions of a smooth ad campaign

rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 2d

wait, graham platner's "oyster farm" _only_ supplies his mother's restaurant and two other places?

Ryan Radia @ryanradia.com · 2d

The three locations where he sells his oysters (they all look like pretty nice places to visit)

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