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· Oct 13
Genius Workout:
1000 reps scrolling
50 reps dooming
10 reps hoping (this is the hard part)
cool down with six hours smoking weed
1000 reps scrolling
50 reps dooming
10 reps hoping (this is the hard part)
cool down with six hours smoking weed
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“If a white cat is seen in a man’s house, hardship will afflict the land.
“If a black cat is seen in a man’s house, that land will experience good fortune.”
- Shumma Ālu, which is a collection of omens recorded on clay tablets from ancient Mesopotamia
“If a black cat is seen in a man’s house, that land will experience good fortune.”
- Shumma Ālu, which is a collection of omens recorded on clay tablets from ancient Mesopotamia
Lucky black cat for you all! Take your risks today! *crosses road like a maniac*
Ancient Animal Advent Day 14 🐈⬛
Ancient Animal Advent Day 14 🐈⬛
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
“If a white cat is seen in a man’s house, hardship will afflict the land.
“If a black cat is seen in a man’s house, that land will experience good fortune.”
- Shumma Ālu, which is a collection of omens recorded on clay tablets from ancient Mesopotamia
“If a black cat is seen in a man’s house, that land will experience good fortune.”
- Shumma Ālu, which is a collection of omens recorded on clay tablets from ancient Mesopotamia
deadpool 3 is still somehow the coolest live action x-men movie
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
deadpool 3 is still somehow the coolest live action x-men movie
The Dodgeball movie is not as good as I remembered. It’s alright I guess
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The Dodgeball movie is not as good as I remembered. It’s alright I guess
[crowd whistling and continuously cheering in the background]
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
[crowd whistling and continuously cheering in the background]
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never do this while masturbation
December 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
never do this while masturbation
Fear & Hunger is the most enormously fucked up game I’ve ever heard of. The mechanics include shit I would not tell anyone about if they didn’t already know about it. Why would anyone even make that? It’s ultra edgelord shit. But it’s the most incredible fictional mythology I’ve ever encountered.
December 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Fear & Hunger is the most enormously fucked up game I’ve ever heard of. The mechanics include shit I would not tell anyone about if they didn’t already know about it. Why would anyone even make that? It’s ultra edgelord shit. But it’s the most incredible fictional mythology I’ve ever encountered.
Is that good
To combat bird flu spread, other countries have authorized poultry vaccines, but the U.S. has held off amid political and economic opposition.
Read our full investigation:
Read our full investigation:
What the U.S. Government Is Dismissing That Could Seed a Bird Flu Pandemic
Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air. After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed.…
www.propublica.org
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Is that good
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☹️ frowning + 💩 poo =
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
☹️ frowning + 💩 poo =
me at 15: science will solve immortality by the time I am 30
me at 37: I drank to much and my tumy horts :/
me at 37: I drank to much and my tumy horts :/
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
me at 15: science will solve immortality by the time I am 30
me at 37: I drank to much and my tumy horts :/
me at 37: I drank to much and my tumy horts :/
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Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra
where did vince vaughn go. did he die.
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
where did vince vaughn go. did he die.
I’ve never felt smarter than when I was drunk as a skunk watching The Dark Knight and I realized the Joker‘s power is that he is not legible to the State
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I’ve never felt smarter than when I was drunk as a skunk watching The Dark Knight and I realized the Joker‘s power is that he is not legible to the State
We should convince donald trump to accept the challenge of having to fight off a homicidal genius gorilla once a year in exchange for a million dollars
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We should convince donald trump to accept the challenge of having to fight off a homicidal genius gorilla once a year in exchange for a million dollars
I had no clue Will in Stranger Things is supposed to be gay. I just thought he was Depressed Harry Potter. Why did I miss Gay Depressed Harry Potter? Is there a lot of subtext in previous seasons I just don’t remember because they take two years to make?
December 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I had no clue Will in Stranger Things is supposed to be gay. I just thought he was Depressed Harry Potter. Why did I miss Gay Depressed Harry Potter? Is there a lot of subtext in previous seasons I just don’t remember because they take two years to make?
I’m reading Insomnia, it’s about how anti-abortion activists are bad and a 70 year old widower who gets anime aura blasts he shoots at invisible dwarfs who go ”hey FUCK you, man”
I think trump’s secret is the same as stephen king’s secret: the human mind craves utterly demented Content
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m reading Insomnia, it’s about how anti-abortion activists are bad and a 70 year old widower who gets anime aura blasts he shoots at invisible dwarfs who go ”hey FUCK you, man”
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Parody of America to have the president live-tweeting misinformation about a mass shooting
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Parody of America to have the president live-tweeting misinformation about a mass shooting
Nine out of ten dentists recommend flossing? Sorry, but do not use statistics to deny my lived experience: everybody’s dentist recommends replacing your teeth with little robot jaws
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Nine out of ten dentists recommend flossing? Sorry, but do not use statistics to deny my lived experience: everybody’s dentist recommends replacing your teeth with little robot jaws
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I wrote about the bizarre case of Herasight, the embryo selection company going all in on eugenics.
Embryo selection company Herasight goes all in on eugenics
...
open.substack.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I wrote about the bizarre case of Herasight, the embryo selection company going all in on eugenics.
it’s just so listenable www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJgl...
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK FUNK
YouTube video by Xnovia
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it’s just so listenable www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJgl...
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December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
When you go to the hospital, remember that Sidney Bing MD will say your insurance doesn’t cover anything and will offer you MAiD instead. None of what she says is true—but she can kill you. We don’t know how to shut her off. She’s on every neuralink emitter. Just think “no” very loud until she cries
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
When you go to the hospital, remember that Sidney Bing MD will say your insurance doesn’t cover anything and will offer you MAiD instead. None of what she says is true—but she can kill you. We don’t know how to shut her off. She’s on every neuralink emitter. Just think “no” very loud until she cries
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since driving discourse is raging on the timeline, i guess it's time to reup this, the greatest op ed the NYT ever ran
LONG ISLAND OPINION; DRINKING AND DRIVING CAN MIX (Published 1984)
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
since driving discourse is raging on the timeline, i guess it's time to reup this, the greatest op ed the NYT ever ran
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Wild story. Developer who has spent their whole career in the Apple ecosystem, writing multiple books on developing for apple, has their account permanently locked for unclear reasons, and Apple employees prove unhelpful.
20 Years of Digital Life, Gone in an Instant, thanks to Apple
Summary: A major brick-and-mortar store sold an Apple Gift Card that Apple seemingly took offence to, and locked out my entire Apple ID, effectively bricking my devices and my iCloud Account, Apple De...
hey.paris
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Wild story. Developer who has spent their whole career in the Apple ecosystem, writing multiple books on developing for apple, has their account permanently locked for unclear reasons, and Apple employees prove unhelpful.
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Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
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