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Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
FedEx is the absolute worst. Said they delivered a package, the “proof” is a photo in front of an unknown house
Customer service closed the case without resolution, telling me to contact the shipper. The shipper won’t refund because the item was “delivered”
Just legalized theft as far as I can see
Customer service closed the case without resolution, telling me to contact the shipper. The shipper won’t refund because the item was “delivered”
Just legalized theft as far as I can see
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
FedEx is the absolute worst. Said they delivered a package, the “proof” is a photo in front of an unknown house
Customer service closed the case without resolution, telling me to contact the shipper. The shipper won’t refund because the item was “delivered”
Just legalized theft as far as I can see
Customer service closed the case without resolution, telling me to contact the shipper. The shipper won’t refund because the item was “delivered”
Just legalized theft as far as I can see
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Looking for a gift?
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I'm offering signed/personalized copies of my memoir Something in the Woods Loves You.
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Something in the Woods Loves You (Signed )
Something in the Woods Loves You (Signed )
beanbagbooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Looking for a gift?
I'm offering signed/personalized copies of my memoir Something in the Woods Loves You.
beanbagbooks.com/book/9781643...
I'm offering signed/personalized copies of my memoir Something in the Woods Loves You.
beanbagbooks.com/book/9781643...
Why does Fox Sports give Dave Portnoy *any* airtime, much less the most of any talking head?
You have hall of fame coaches and analysts and you’re asking a racist, misogynist pizza reviewer for his take? Let him scrawl his thoughts on a bathroom wall like the rest of his ilk.
You have hall of fame coaches and analysts and you’re asking a racist, misogynist pizza reviewer for his take? Let him scrawl his thoughts on a bathroom wall like the rest of his ilk.
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Why does Fox Sports give Dave Portnoy *any* airtime, much less the most of any talking head?
You have hall of fame coaches and analysts and you’re asking a racist, misogynist pizza reviewer for his take? Let him scrawl his thoughts on a bathroom wall like the rest of his ilk.
You have hall of fame coaches and analysts and you’re asking a racist, misogynist pizza reviewer for his take? Let him scrawl his thoughts on a bathroom wall like the rest of his ilk.
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[Ed Harris in Apollo 13 voice] alright. What do we have on this spacecraft that isnt gender.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
[Ed Harris in Apollo 13 voice] alright. What do we have on this spacecraft that isnt gender.
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<voice of 4th grade classroom pencil sharpener>
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
honestly with how much these two deserve each other it's kind of beautiful they found each other if only for a little bit 😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
<voice of 4th grade classroom pencil sharpener>
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Since @rwx.com doesn't update bluesky: www.rwx.com/blog/we-dele...
Really interesting stuff here. Honestly not wild about introducing another cloud provider to my build stack, but sub-minute docker build times might get me to reconsider
Really interesting stuff here. Honestly not wild about introducing another cloud provider to my build stack, but sub-minute docker build times might get me to reconsider
We deleted our Dockerfiles: a better, faster way to build container images
Two weeks ago, we deleted the Dockerfile for our application, and we deleted the step in our CI pipelines that previously ran docker build.
www.rwx.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Since @rwx.com doesn't update bluesky: www.rwx.com/blog/we-dele...
Really interesting stuff here. Honestly not wild about introducing another cloud provider to my build stack, but sub-minute docker build times might get me to reconsider
Really interesting stuff here. Honestly not wild about introducing another cloud provider to my build stack, but sub-minute docker build times might get me to reconsider
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
It’s so great that Dave Portnoy is ruining college football too.
Can he just fuck off and get arrested trying to be a sex tourist already?
Can he just fuck off and get arrested trying to be a sex tourist already?
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s so great that Dave Portnoy is ruining college football too.
Can he just fuck off and get arrested trying to be a sex tourist already?
Can he just fuck off and get arrested trying to be a sex tourist already?
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no but this time I mean it: oh my God
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
no but this time I mean it: oh my God
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My God, he's a blithering idiot. The world is laughing at us.
A Trump quote without his face or voice - Trump without Trump. The quote is unedited and 100% accurate. This is from the McDonald's Impact Summit on November 17, 2025 - The drip drip water.
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My God, he's a blithering idiot. The world is laughing at us.
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busboy uniform from Beefsteak Charleys
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
busboy uniform from Beefsteak Charleys
This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
Repugnant though he is, Elon is a very, very lonely person.
Repugnant though he is, Elon is a very, very lonely person.
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
Repugnant though he is, Elon is a very, very lonely person.
Repugnant though he is, Elon is a very, very lonely person.
Donnie Jr. sweating bullets as he eyes his rapidly shrinking kilo on the mirrored coffee table
is it the aspiration of the trump administration to be at war with the entire continent of south america simultaneously?
is the president trying to make the plot of Call of Duty: Ghosts happen in real life?
is the president trying to make the plot of Call of Duty: Ghosts happen in real life?
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Donnie Jr. sweating bullets as he eyes his rapidly shrinking kilo on the mirrored coffee table
Call me RFK the way I’m up in that Nuzzi
I’m doing like Sanford, it’s the big one, I’m comin’
I’m doing like Sanford, it’s the big one, I’m comin’
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Call me RFK the way I’m up in that Nuzzi
I’m doing like Sanford, it’s the big one, I’m comin’
I’m doing like Sanford, it’s the big one, I’m comin’
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“whatever they are legally entitled to” is the tell here - they’re going to hold back the worst of it and come up with some bullshit as to why
Trump: "House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide."
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“whatever they are legally entitled to” is the tell here - they’re going to hold back the worst of it and come up with some bullshit as to why
Becoming increasingly convinced that we’ll see offensive use of a nuclear weapon before 2028.
The ultimate narcissist will, ultimately, decide to take all of us down with him.
That is, unless, senescence does for us what must be done.
The ultimate narcissist will, ultimately, decide to take all of us down with him.
That is, unless, senescence does for us what must be done.
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Becoming increasingly convinced that we’ll see offensive use of a nuclear weapon before 2028.
The ultimate narcissist will, ultimately, decide to take all of us down with him.
That is, unless, senescence does for us what must be done.
The ultimate narcissist will, ultimately, decide to take all of us down with him.
That is, unless, senescence does for us what must be done.
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“How soon?” asked Toad.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“How soon?” asked Toad.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
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(seeing two presidents) well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
(seeing two presidents) well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
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Openly corrupt. And Congress won’t even bother to investigate. This is what America looks like without a Congress.👇
NEW:
Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
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Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
www.propublica.org/article/kris...
w @josh-kaplan.bsky.social @amierjeski.bsky.social
Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides. DHS invoked the “emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rule...
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Openly corrupt. And Congress won’t even bother to investigate. This is what America looks like without a Congress.👇
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Philosophically he's a used car salesman but the used car he's trying to push on you is Nate Silver
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Philosophically he's a used car salesman but the used car he's trying to push on you is Nate Silver
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”