Joseph Bien-Kahn
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Senior Editor at Esses Magazine sports, movies, odd desert stuff, fire, adventure! bylines: NYT Mag, NY Mag, Rolling Stone, Bloomberg, GQ, SI, Wired... [email protected]
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We all know more and more people are hiring private firefighting crews in L.A.

But who are the private firefighters? Their price? Their vibe?

I drove up the Sierra Hwy to spend the day with a stuntman/teamster/firefighter to find out…

For @rollingstone.com

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The Private Firefighters On Call for the Californians Who Can Afford Them
Andrew Sarvis of West Coast Water Tenders on the LA fires and the demand for private firefighers in Malibu and the Palisades.
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Compared to Chalamet and Belushi, actor Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson can seem deeply unjacked. It took time to appreciate his profound, gym-ratted strength, writes Jon Fasman.
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Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
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What have they done to the game I loved???
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Maybe I’m old fashion, but I would be taking the 6’7 OT who can move like that with a top-5 pick next year
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A lot of “making it” comes down to presenting like a star in meetings with execs. Being eccentric and offputting and rude really works with a certain kind of moneyman as long as you’re handsome
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‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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The moon hasn’t gone down in like 4 days. Seems fine…
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POV: you’re a lighter
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Nicole Kidman stuns for Vogue.
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Never want to hear these people play the Christian Card again. Unless there’s a super secret new testament I haven’t read, this is about as far from Jesus as you can get…
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There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.

America’s children deserve better than this.
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Skubal only threw 99 pitches yesterday. Should be good to go later this morning. Manfred’s gotta make the call to let it happen
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Isn’t that a swinging strike?
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I like the Tigers but if you have the best pitcher in baseball and he’s dealing and you pull him at 99 pitches, you deserve to lose…
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Great kicker. Marc Benioff’s PR team wanted him to do an interview about philanthropy. Instead he sounded off on a bunch of Trump policies he supports and called for the White House to send troops to SF.

Doesn’t seem like the comms team was pleased with how the interview went..
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I recently got to work on a fun assignment (for once!!): a guide to Austin for @essesmag.com. They are previewing/teasing the guide with a profile I did of Parish BBQ (located behind Batch on Manor) and its owner, Holden Fulco. substack.com/home/post/p-...
Pit Mastery in a Trailer Behind the Bar
A snippet of the Esses x Square Guide to Austin ahead of the race weekend.
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This last month, I’ve been lucky enough to work with the great @jessicawluther.com on an @essesmag.com x Square Guide to Austin that we’ll be releasing ahead of the U.S. Grand Prix.

The first profile from the guide is up on our Substack today: substack.com/home/post/p-...
Pit Mastery in a Trailer Behind the Bar
A snippet of the Esses x Square Guide to Austin ahead of the race weekend.
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fuck, that was great and I hate that that exists. I loved editing kaleb the one time I got to and it wasn't easy at all. a genius. obsessive about every word. all you could hope for in a writer: he truly gave a shit
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The nominative determinism of this specific atrocity is off the charts here.
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My take? It's amazing that QB scouting is such a crapshoot that Family Lineage is actually not a terrible metric. Like, two dudes with the last name Manning won Super Bowls this century? That seems a safer thing to pick someone in the 1st round off of than 19 good games at North Dakota St...
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I assume Clayton Kershaw is being punished by God because he again didn't do something heterosexually enough. That's on him.
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Trying desperately to find pathways for the Dodgers not to repeat, and the only two I've got are:
1) Not being able to field or relief pitch has to matter at some point.
2) The MLB got a Yankees-Dodgers WS last year, so they're due for a Blue Jays-Brewers one this year.
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Just thought up a metric that’ll be extremely helpful for Fantasy Football experts. I know how to calculate but don’t know how to “build a model”. But, uh, how does one go about selling a metric? If this is not a thing, have me on your podcast and I’ll give it out for free. If it is, IM RICH!!! 🤑
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because we as a people are committed to knowledge and truth
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It’s difficult to explain to non-Jews the extent to which Jewish children are raised to believe that the single greatest athlete in American history is Sandy Koufax