Joseph Bien-Kahn
@josephbienkahn.com
Senior Editor at Esses Magazine
sports, movies, odd desert stuff, fire, adventure!
bylines: NYT Mag, NY Mag, Rolling Stone, Bloomberg, GQ, SI, Wired...
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sports, movies, odd desert stuff, fire, adventure!
bylines: NYT Mag, NY Mag, Rolling Stone, Bloomberg, GQ, SI, Wired...
[email protected]
Incredible headline. Incredible graphic. Incredible concept. Bravo, Page 6!
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Incredible headline. Incredible graphic. Incredible concept. Bravo, Page 6!
We got Isack Hadjar as our cover star for @essesmag.com Issue 04. Story by Willem Marx is amazing and Zantz Han's photography is insane...
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We do a limited run, so subscribe to secure your copy!
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We got Isack Hadjar as our cover star for @essesmag.com Issue 04. Story by Willem Marx is amazing and Zantz Han's photography is insane...
We do a limited run, so subscribe to secure your copy!
We do a limited run, so subscribe to secure your copy!
Made a meme. Plz spread…
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Made a meme. Plz spread…
Starting a petition to change the name of “a micropenis” to “an adolf hitler”
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Starting a petition to change the name of “a micropenis” to “an adolf hitler”
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
We got our first proper Formula 1 cover star with a shoot for ESSES Issue 04. Big leap for us, and this issue delivers top to bottom. Get hyped. Coming late November…
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November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We got our first proper Formula 1 cover star with a shoot for ESSES Issue 04. Big leap for us, and this issue delivers top to bottom. Get hyped. Coming late November…
essesmag.myshopify.com?selling_plan...
essesmag.myshopify.com?selling_plan...
Papa loves a midwest classic… 😇
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Papa loves a midwest classic… 😇
A platform to get behind
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A platform to get behind
Who do I get in touch with about teaching one of these classes?
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Who do I get in touch with about teaching one of these classes?
Deano is a posting god
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Deano is a posting god
Masterful gambit, Jets
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Masterful gambit, Jets
What have they done to the game I loved???
October 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What have they done to the game I loved???
If you don’t get the imagery on “The Life of a Showgirl” may I recommend that you read one fuckin book!!!
October 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If you don’t get the imagery on “The Life of a Showgirl” may I recommend that you read one fuckin book!!!
🗣️The Super Sizification of Apple needs to end!!!
A normal sized apple is one of the most perfectly portioned foods on earth. Who is asking for these new mammoth apples???
A normal sized apple is one of the most perfectly portioned foods on earth. Who is asking for these new mammoth apples???
October 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
🗣️The Super Sizification of Apple needs to end!!!
A normal sized apple is one of the most perfectly portioned foods on earth. Who is asking for these new mammoth apples???
A normal sized apple is one of the most perfectly portioned foods on earth. Who is asking for these new mammoth apples???
We talked a lot about this kicker. It’s a helluva thing to read today.
September 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We talked a lot about this kicker. It’s a helluva thing to read today.
Apologies to @alexkirshner.com but they need to get this guy to a real team for the sake of MLB. This is once-in-a-generation shit and now we have to ask uncomfortable questions like: if Sandy Koufax had pitched for this Pirates team, would we even know his name?
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Apologies to @alexkirshner.com but they need to get this guy to a real team for the sake of MLB. This is once-in-a-generation shit and now we have to ask uncomfortable questions like: if Sandy Koufax had pitched for this Pirates team, would we even know his name?
Saw @passionweiss.bsky.social and @paulxt.bsky.social talk Britney, Brad Pitt, and how media’s been fucked for years (but in exciting different ways!) last night at Stories. Still floating…
Buy the damn book already!
Buy the damn book already!
September 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Saw @passionweiss.bsky.social and @paulxt.bsky.social talk Britney, Brad Pitt, and how media’s been fucked for years (but in exciting different ways!) last night at Stories. Still floating…
Buy the damn book already!
Buy the damn book already!
Kevin Elster barely qualified, but hitting 3 homers on Pac Bell opening day means he's a guy I remember (and wish I could forget) from the 21st Century...
September 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Kevin Elster barely qualified, but hitting 3 homers on Pac Bell opening day means he's a guy I remember (and wish I could forget) from the 21st Century...
My little kid got a haircut and his barber, a very harsh woman named Olga, like to give him a part that makes him look like a day trader
August 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My little kid got a haircut and his barber, a very harsh woman named Olga, like to give him a part that makes him look like a day trader