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John Moynes
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Poet, comedian, tall
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Hearing unsubstantiated unsubstantiated-rumours that Patrick Freyne has written a novel, Experts in a Dying Field, out on Penguin Sandycove in June. It's about a band & a tragedy & art for art's sake & aging & loss & community & Dublin. There's a fox in it. & sheet music. The cover's by Jack Smyth.
Hearing unsubstantiated rumours that Patrick Freyne has written a novel, Experts in a Dying Field. It's out on Penguin Sandycove in June. It's about about a band and a tragedy & art for art's sake & aging & loss & community & Dublin. There's a fox in it. & sheet music. The cover's by Jack Smyth.
I've written a novel, Experts in a Dying Field. It's out on Penguin Sandycove in June. It's about about a band and a tragedy & art for art's sake & aging & loss & community & Dublin. There's a fox in it. & sheet music. The beautiful cover's by Jack Smyth. You can preorder: linktr.ee/expertsinady...
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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With Christmas approaching, i have a handful of copies available of my newest short story collections which would make an ideal gift for the readers in your life - or an ideal punishment for anybody you dislike who hates books. Signed or unsigned, the choice is yours - pop me a DM for details :)
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Hearing unsubstantiated rumours that Patrick Freyne has written a novel, Experts in a Dying Field. It's out on Penguin Sandycove in June. It's about about a band and a tragedy & art for art's sake & aging & loss & community & Dublin. There's a fox in it. & sheet music. The cover's by Jack Smyth.
I've written a novel, Experts in a Dying Field. It's out on Penguin Sandycove in June. It's about about a band and a tragedy & art for art's sake & aging & loss & community & Dublin. There's a fox in it. & sheet music. The beautiful cover's by Jack Smyth. You can preorder: linktr.ee/expertsinady...
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I love how the Irish Civil War was a way to snub the Brits a bit harder. It had never really been about them.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
FACT: The early 20th century wasn't actually in black and white but for most of 1924 Horizontal Sync was all messed up.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
One of my favourite Irish expressions is "suas i do thobar na gcásca" which means "up in your Easter well' so it is never spoken because that's just not a thing you'd say.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FACT: The original Thanksgiving Day took place in England when they gave thanks that those religious freaks had buggered off in a ship.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Your boyfriend tells Susie Dent that she absolutely nailed her word of the day
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
There's no way anyone is actually called "Brian."
Update: happened again. Today it invented someone called Brian. There is no Brian.
Was in a a Teams meeting where someone turned on an AI transription thing - the summary we got at the end has made up a person who doesn't exist that apaprently I need talk to about my actions...
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hard to see the sterlingzone surviving this crisis.
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
But when is it You'reWelcomeGiving Day? Exactly.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Been getting into Alternative Meteorology lately. Rain is actually dry. Seriously, you should look into this, unless you're happy to be a shill for Big Umbrella.
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Young Adult publishing is dead. All the cool authors are writing Old Child books instead.
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Fair play to Your Party for skipping all that tedious business of "seizing power" and moving straight to the purges.
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Thankfully we live in a Republic where any child can grow up to do this.
If you live in Ireland, remember that in recent memory a single rugby-loving bank CEO cost the taxpayer more than every single welfare recipient in the state COMBINED. #SpeirGorm
I would rather 50 people got benefits they didn't need than 1 went without food or shelter.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The pneumatic drill was a groundbreaking invention.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Sweet potato with marshmallow.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen and not a child in the house washed.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My computer got really racist after I upgraded to Overton Windows 11.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They're playing Christmas music in this pub even though it's still November. Can't wait to see the look on their faces when they realise their mistake.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Since when did you need a recognised code word to buy a ticket?
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Just found a bad apple which means the rest of them must be perfect! Hooray.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Remember if you bought frozen thanksgive you should start defrosting it now.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM