Yeah, you're a cartoon dude. You can do one line and riff on it for a book. As a poet I have to write up to a dozen words per page like some kind of nineteenth century Russian serf.
I came to Jonathan Creek very late in the day, because I'd always somehow assumed that it wouldn't be my kind of thing. But it turned out that it couldn't have been more my kind of thing if it had come out of a box of kind-of-things with the word 'MINE' embossed on the lid.
Gonna stay out of the pub for the next couple of weeks. Tensions about the presidential election are high and I don't want to witness any more stabbings.
“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction and the distinction between true and false no longer exist."
Join me and the missus on @noiseboxradio.com for two hours from 7pm tonight, as we briefly takeover The Weekend Wind Down. Two hours of chilled out tunes to get you in the right frame of mind for another week in this dystopian hellscape.
It's not fair that the octopus is the only tentacled sea creature to get its own month. There also be a squidvember and cuttlefishbruary. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
