Joe_Ted_Jerome
@joetedjerome.bsky.social
Genre movie guy, especially Horror. Back into (old) comics. Super Observant. Trekkie. Mistie. Humanist. Pinball Wizard. New Wave Freak. Bruce Banner/Blue Beetle. Student of Human Nature. Swears an awful lot. #MutantFam
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Joe_Ted_Jerome
@joetedjerome.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Post two pictures of you and your partner in crime:
Me and Uncle John saw 46 of the continental 48 states together. He started me on movies at 5yo and gave no shits about the MPAA.
We never had much money but he gave me a hell of a cool childhood when he had absolutely no obligation to do so.
Me and Uncle John saw 46 of the continental 48 states together. He started me on movies at 5yo and gave no shits about the MPAA.
We never had much money but he gave me a hell of a cool childhood when he had absolutely no obligation to do so.
#comicskycoverartists
Day 8: Dustin Nguyen
I passed up a chance to showcase Nguyen's Booster Gold coz this Nightwing #132 variant is just TOO good.
Day 8: Dustin Nguyen
I passed up a chance to showcase Nguyen's Booster Gold coz this Nightwing #132 variant is just TOO good.
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
#comicskycoverartists
Day 8: Dustin Nguyen
I passed up a chance to showcase Nguyen's Booster Gold coz this Nightwing #132 variant is just TOO good.
Day 8: Dustin Nguyen
I passed up a chance to showcase Nguyen's Booster Gold coz this Nightwing #132 variant is just TOO good.
#Deccharactercover
#comicsky
Day 8: Toad
Love me some Kevin Maguire. He can even give ol' Toad some personality.
#comicsky
Day 8: Toad
Love me some Kevin Maguire. He can even give ol' Toad some personality.
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
#Deccharactercover
#comicsky
Day 8: Toad
Love me some Kevin Maguire. He can even give ol' Toad some personality.
#comicsky
Day 8: Toad
Love me some Kevin Maguire. He can even give ol' Toad some personality.
At the very least, Mom got a prolonged, agonizing death before she came back to life.
I'm not quite done but it was great hanging with y'all again. See you round the campfire.
I'm not quite done but it was great hanging with y'all again. See you round the campfire.
a man wearing a cowboy hat sits next to a man wearing a hoodie that says ' chill '
Alt: a man wearing a cowboy hat sits next to a man wearing a hoodie that says ' chill '
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December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
At the very least, Mom got a prolonged, agonizing death before she came back to life.
I'm not quite done but it was great hanging with y'all again. See you round the campfire.
I'm not quite done but it was great hanging with y'all again. See you round the campfire.
a man wearing a cowboy hat sits next to a man wearing a hoodie that says ' chill '
Alt: a man wearing a cowboy hat sits next to a man wearing a hoodie that says ' chill '
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December 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
At the very least, Mom got a prolonged, agonizing death before she came back to life.
I'm not quite done but it was great hanging with y'all again. See you round the campfire.
I'm not quite done but it was great hanging with y'all again. See you round the campfire.
"I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE MY BOYYYYS!"
Hotchi Motchi, the mom is the worst character played by the worst actress in the movie.
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
Hotchi Motchi, the mom is the worst character played by the worst actress in the movie.
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
a blue background with the words double jeopardy written on it
Alt: a blue background with the words double jeopardy written on it
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December 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE MY BOYYYYS!"
Hotchi Motchi, the mom is the worst character played by the worst actress in the movie.
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
Hotchi Motchi, the mom is the worst character played by the worst actress in the movie.
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
Hey, *I* liked Steve. Hwan Tran was pretty funny in Scare Package, too!
(He's the only actor I recognize in this movie, btw.)
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
(He's the only actor I recognize in this movie, btw.)
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
Steve lasted 54 minutes longer than we all wanted. #FrightClub
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hey, *I* liked Steve. Hwan Tran was pretty funny in Scare Package, too!
(He's the only actor I recognize in this movie, btw.)
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
(He's the only actor I recognize in this movie, btw.)
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
The family music is EXACTLY Home Alone, but the shark music is nothing like Jaws.
That can only be a conscious choice, and I like it. This is some real idiosyncratic garbagio!
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
That can only be a conscious choice, and I like it. This is some real idiosyncratic garbagio!
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The family music is EXACTLY Home Alone, but the shark music is nothing like Jaws.
That can only be a conscious choice, and I like it. This is some real idiosyncratic garbagio!
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
That can only be a conscious choice, and I like it. This is some real idiosyncratic garbagio!
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
picture of the staff who operate my bsky account
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
picture of the staff who operate my bsky account
Reposted by Joe_Ted_Jerome
Hear me, low budget movie gods and please gift us with Kramptopus versus Santa Jaws
#FrightClub
#FrightClub
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hear me, low budget movie gods and please gift us with Kramptopus versus Santa Jaws
#FrightClub
#FrightClub
The music occasionally flirting with the Home Alone score is one of my favorite little additions to this movie. #SantaJaws #FrightClub
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
So our young hero is down one phone, but up one zippo.
Do we think these things will come into play later?
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
Do we think these things will come into play later?
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
So our young hero is down one phone, but up one zippo.
Do we think these things will come into play later?
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
Do we think these things will come into play later?
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
This score is 100% aping Home Alone, but from what I've read the screenplay does the same.
I'm still kinda surprised how obvious it is, tho.
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
I'm still kinda surprised how obvious it is, tho.
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This score is 100% aping Home Alone, but from what I've read the screenplay does the same.
I'm still kinda surprised how obvious it is, tho.
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
I'm still kinda surprised how obvious it is, tho.
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
Uncle Mike should totally be played by Thomas F. Wilson, but they prolly couldn't afford him.
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Uncle Mike should totally be played by Thomas F. Wilson, but they prolly couldn't afford him.
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
#FrightClub #SantaJaws
watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel. #moviesky #filmsky #horrorsky #FrightClub
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel. #moviesky #filmsky #horrorsky #FrightClub
Ah, hell, #SantaJaws?! Why the shit not, let's go #FrightClub
Join #FrightClub and post along Sunday's feature, Santa Jaws (2018), at 10:00 PM ET. Available on Prime & Tubi.
Bring a friend to this feast. 🦈
Bring a friend to this feast. 🦈
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ah, hell, #SantaJaws?! Why the shit not, let's go #FrightClub
#NowWatching
Army of Darkness (1992, Raimi)
Coz reciting not only Ash's, but EVERY line of the movie brings me peace. And I never even transcribed it to an audio cassette like its predecessor.
If you've never seen it, enjoy this international poster by the recently departed genius Renato Casaro.
Army of Darkness (1992, Raimi)
Coz reciting not only Ash's, but EVERY line of the movie brings me peace. And I never even transcribed it to an audio cassette like its predecessor.
If you've never seen it, enjoy this international poster by the recently departed genius Renato Casaro.
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
#NowWatching
Army of Darkness (1992, Raimi)
Coz reciting not only Ash's, but EVERY line of the movie brings me peace. And I never even transcribed it to an audio cassette like its predecessor.
If you've never seen it, enjoy this international poster by the recently departed genius Renato Casaro.
Army of Darkness (1992, Raimi)
Coz reciting not only Ash's, but EVERY line of the movie brings me peace. And I never even transcribed it to an audio cassette like its predecessor.
If you've never seen it, enjoy this international poster by the recently departed genius Renato Casaro.
Listening to a cat being bathed is incredibly discomfiting.
It's like hearing a developmentally disabled child begging for their life.
It's like hearing a developmentally disabled child begging for their life.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Listening to a cat being bathed is incredibly discomfiting.
It's like hearing a developmentally disabled child begging for their life.
It's like hearing a developmentally disabled child begging for their life.
Dennis Miller only did Tales From the Crypt: Bordello of Blood by quoting a price he didn't think they'd meet. And when they did, he still didn't give a shit when he was making it.
But even tho Dennis Miller is a piece of shit and didn't even give one, he couldn't help but make the movie worth it.
But even tho Dennis Miller is a piece of shit and didn't even give one, he couldn't help but make the movie worth it.
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Dennis Miller only did Tales From the Crypt: Bordello of Blood by quoting a price he didn't think they'd meet. And when they did, he still didn't give a shit when he was making it.
But even tho Dennis Miller is a piece of shit and didn't even give one, he couldn't help but make the movie worth it.
But even tho Dennis Miller is a piece of shit and didn't even give one, he couldn't help but make the movie worth it.
Was gonna come in a few minutes late, but my roomie wanted to talk to me on his day off.
I get it, but I wanted to get my #FrightClub on tonight! Pretty sure I've even seen #WeAreStillHere, but now I may never know.
I get it, but I wanted to get my #FrightClub on tonight! Pretty sure I've even seen #WeAreStillHere, but now I may never know.
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Was gonna come in a few minutes late, but my roomie wanted to talk to me on his day off.
I get it, but I wanted to get my #FrightClub on tonight! Pretty sure I've even seen #WeAreStillHere, but now I may never know.
I get it, but I wanted to get my #FrightClub on tonight! Pretty sure I've even seen #WeAreStillHere, but now I may never know.
Everyone must watch this movie. YOU must watch this, right now. John Waters does Heathers does not even BEGIN to cover it. #movies #FilmSky #cinema #holyshit
@anonymouse0013.bsky.social You will, unless I miss my guess, will love this.
@anonymouse0013.bsky.social You will, unless I miss my guess, will love this.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Everyone must watch this movie. YOU must watch this, right now. John Waters does Heathers does not even BEGIN to cover it. #movies #FilmSky #cinema #holyshit
@anonymouse0013.bsky.social You will, unless I miss my guess, will love this.
@anonymouse0013.bsky.social You will, unless I miss my guess, will love this.
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#ComicSky
Day Two: Tony Stark
I dunno why, but I LOVE the way JRJR used to draw Tony.
#ComicSky
Day Two: Tony Stark
I dunno why, but I LOVE the way JRJR used to draw Tony.
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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#ComicSky
Day Two: Tony Stark
I dunno why, but I LOVE the way JRJR used to draw Tony.
#ComicSky
Day Two: Tony Stark
I dunno why, but I LOVE the way JRJR used to draw Tony.
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
I've been a Jason Bateman booster since the very beginning of his career (when his sister was the famous one, remember), so it's hilarious to me that he's now doing ads that are predicated on his name as wordplay.
He's come a shit-ton of a way since Teen Wolf Too.
He's come a shit-ton of a way since Teen Wolf Too.
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I've been a Jason Bateman booster since the very beginning of his career (when his sister was the famous one, remember), so it's hilarious to me that he's now doing ads that are predicated on his name as wordplay.
He's come a shit-ton of a way since Teen Wolf Too.
He's come a shit-ton of a way since Teen Wolf Too.