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Mayor Joel 🫘

@thecheesegreater.bsky.social

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I like cheesy horror movies, video games, and yelling and random things for no reason other than it makes sense in my head. #MutantFam #HorrorFam #Leguminati

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · Nov 20

Ask, and ye shall receive. Also let me know who else is good to add to this. go.bsky.app/2cie9tT

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 15h

You should see Sweden. McDonalds is like the national restaurant there. #GangDoesGiallo

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 15h

#NowWatching Suspiria with the #GangDoesGiallo. As usual, I'm late. So how many kills and boobs did I miss?

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🪦 Tombs 🪦 @tombs237.bsky.social · 15h

Gosh do I miss the old THX sound!

#GangDoesGiallo
#SUSPIRIA

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 20h

Man escapes ICE while handcuffed, bystanders use pliers to free him.
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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

Moral of the story: don't bring your dead girlfriend back to life with zombie juice. Nothing good ever comes from it. Catch you all next time. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

I would feel sorry for Curt. But literally everything's that's happened in this movie is all his fault. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

Great. You're trying to make a weapon out of a zombie, and the only thing preventing it from going nuts and killing everyone is a flimsy switch from the dollar store. Got it. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

And AGAIN they let a civilian kid just wander around a top secret facility unmonitored. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

No, there's a good dozen. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

Alicia, your boyfriend is about to fuck a zombie that's got sharp metal sticking out all over her body. Maybe you should reexamine your taste in men. #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

Heavy metal zombie princess. You'd think for being on the cover of the movie, we'd see her like this for more than 5 minutes. #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

Glad I'm not the only one who saw that. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

For a moment I thought the actor who plays Mogo was Marco Rodriguez. Who has the single bloodiest, goriest death in all of film in the 2006 movie "Death Row" #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

So if she's dead, why does she bleed? #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

That's still a hell of a lot more movies and tv shows then we've ever been in. #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

Let me think about that for a moment... #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

Just what I need. A 3 minute ad for Candy Crush in the middle of my gory horror movie. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

Only if he didn't use protection. #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing how the lunch club gang was able to track down our heroic couple to the exact irrigation drain in the entire city. It's like they read a script or something. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

#Frightclub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

Well maybe he shouldn't have slingshotted her head first into a telephone pole. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

But then the movie would be over too quick. #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

"You should've just left me dead" - the only intelligent thought in this entire movie. #FrightClub

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Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

Dude, he's a hormonal teenager that ignores red flags. He'd screw a meat grinder. #FrightClub

Mayor Joel 🫘 @thecheesegreater.bsky.social · 1d

I just don't like ads during my movies in general. That's why I sideloaded Playlet onto my Roku TV. Because YouTube is out of control with their ads, so it blocks them all. #FrightClub