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The Hands of Rutger Hauer
@thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
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General content arm of the @rutgerhauerfans.bsky.social page.

Film lover.

#frightclub fiend.

I'm also a historian, so occasional history content will show up.

Follow my Letterboxd: boxd.it/cvAbl

Oh, and, yes, Rutger Hauer did have massive hands.
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thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
Went back and finished the last half hour that I missed falling asleep last night. Whoa boy! My favorite part was the mom paying for her Karen sins over and over.

#FrightClub
#SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
I like how Santa Jaws’ hat is always dry.

#FrightClub #SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
He really doesn’t seem that broken up about his grandfather’s grisly death.

#FrightClub #SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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victornecrofunk.bsky.social
This kid’s an idiot. If Santa Jaws is real, then Jack Frostodon has to be real too. Go find Jack and make them throw down. #Frightclub
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
That’ll learn him for referring to a drink as a “snort”

#FrightClub #SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
Is there a Krampus v. Shark movie yet?

#FrightClub #SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
That long mullet isn’t taking much attention away from that bald top.

#FrightClub #SantaJaws
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
Ready to sit on Santa’s fin tonight!

#FrightClub #SantaJaws
frightya.bsky.social Fright Club @frightya.bsky.social · 23h
Press play on #SantaJaws 🧑‍🎄🦈 #FrightClub!
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel. #moviesky #filmsky #horrorsky #FrightClub
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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frightya.bsky.social
Join #FrightClub and post along Sunday's feature, Santa Jaws (2018), at 10:00 PM ET. Available on Prime & Tubi.

Bring a friend to this feast. 🦈
Promotional art for Santa Jaws (2018) Shark, with red laser eyes and a Santa hat badly edited onto it "Ho ho ho… you son of a fish!"
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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mdk1701.bsky.social
#TVSKY

Dear Earth,
There is now a 24 hour live stream of GET A LIFE on YouTube for it's 35th anniversary. Here's a link. You're welcome.

www.youtube.com/live/UWRGptT...
Get A Life | 35th Anniversary Marathon | FIRST TIME STREAMING | December 6-7 on SHOUT! TV
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
“Last Samurai Standing” is entertaining, but profoundly stupid.
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday
Last four watched: Borderline, Home Alone, Gung Ho, and There’s Something in the Barn
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
We’ve been settling for porridge when we coulda had booze? We’ve been such fools!

#frightclub
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
Where’s Snow White when you need her?

#FrightClub
#TheresSomethingInTheBarn
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
Santa died and it all your fault. You’ve ruined Christmas for everyone and forever!

#FrightClub
#TheresSomethingInTheBarn
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
Elf/Gnome took a rather long time to realize he didn’t like the whatsit.

#FrightClub
#TheresSomethingInTheBarn
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
Whether it’s ET, Pod People, or this film, young boys who befriend strange beings really should tell someone about it to avoid what’s surely coming.

#FrightClub
#TheresSomethingInTheBarn
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
“Lucas, get away from that man!”

Perfect first impression.

#frightclub
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
10-ish year old boys in stocking caps are always annoying. It’s a movie rule, I think

#frightclub
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
You’re damn right I think if this earworm every time I think of barns.

youtu.be/fFt0s7crDfo?...

#frightclub
Mother Mother - Hayloft I (Official Video)
YouTube video by MotherMotherVEVO
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
First time for me too! That crazy ass poster absolutely sells it though. Sweet Jesus!

#frightclub
headintheclouds13.bsky.social 🖤Tosha Marie🖤 @headintheclouds13.bsky.social · 3d
#NowWatching for the 1st time with #FrightClub:

🎥 There's Something In The Barn (2023)

🎬 Directed By: Magnus Martens

#Horror
Poster for the film 'There's Something In The Barn '. It shows the Northern Lights, 2 gnomes, one with an axe, a family, Christmas decorations, a barn, and skulls.
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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frightya.bsky.social
Time to press play and confirm that #TheresSomethingInTheBarn (that's never mere paranoia)

The movie that dares to ask #FrightClub, "Is it still a 'Drink!' cliché if the bear trap is deployed in an extremely unusual manner?"
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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frightya.bsky.social
We tried to tell you #TheresSomethingInTheBarn but if you insist on going, #FrightClub will be here ⬇️ for ya at 10ET/9C/8M/7P

Also on Philo, AMC+, and Starz, if you happen to have one of those!
Watch There's Something in the Barn on Shudder
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December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
thehandsofrutger.bsky.social
Here’s my biggest Christmas film hot take:

Jimmy Stewart makes “It’s a Wonderful Life” unwatchable.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair in a room with other men .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair in a room with other men .
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December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM