I tried to give it a fair shake, but nope. Not for me. Or prolly anyone else.

Gimme the Cold Cut Combo, when I'm short on funds. Just protein and carbs.

That is an *excellent* way to put it.

It's both those things, in the best possible way of both of them.

I dunno if it would matter if you could shop there, to be honest. It's just The Way It Is.

It's just funny to have that dystopian sludge thing confirmed to me, coz I think about it every morning when I eat a peanut butter sandwich before leaving for work.

This one is for real, tho. Kinda silly in a very cockeyed way, but worth taking seriously.

I just wanna make that clear, since I don't take too many things seriously as a health concern. Stress'll kill ya, you know.

She doesn't look anything like her, but I could see Mia Goth going to town on something like this. She'd eat that shit up.

As the former record holder, I'd never try to take that title away from you if that's what you want. Ya goof.

Shit, I never even thought of it in those terms. It doesn't have the epic cosmic thing I associate with Lovecraft, but it DOES have the unknowable WTF-ness and obviously unavoidable and tragic ending that I do get from him.

WAY more hot chicks than ol HP ever dreamed of, tho. (2, but...)

Y'know, pally, your opinion would carry a lot more weight if you could keep yourself from amending it with that silly nonsense.

I assure you, you don't need it. Not *every* time.

Then I've done my job. Unless there's some other Uncle John that I'm reminding you of (it IS a fairly generic term, after all).

My lawd, do I *really* talk about him that much? Perhaps I should work on that.

You asked for it, my dude. (Dude is gender neutral in my parlance.)