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J
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Xbox/Nintendo. Sapphic supporter. EYEKON. Metkayina clan member. Likes Tom Cruise and Sunday pints
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The Way of Water really leaning into Jake as a self hating, completely lost former saviour turned refugee is a really great character move
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Sounds horrendous!!
Netflix has won the bidding war to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery, and is now moving forward with a deal potentially worth over $70 billion.

Should their bid succeed, Netflix would own DC Comics, Harry Potter, Hanna-Barbera, HBO, and more.

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Unreal 5 is definitely great for the character designs and vibe but the lead character does look the spitting image of Scout Harding in Veilguard 😭😭
Lost Records does the most accurate portrayal of teenage lesbians I've seen in a while (all obsessed with Tom Cruise as Lestat in the 90s)
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Lost Records does the most accurate portrayal of teenage lesbians I've seen in a while (all obsessed with Tom Cruise as Lestat in the 90s)
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me not shutting up about this game pre launch cause I knew it was coming to Game Pass and looked amazing was very funny I felt so ahead of the curve
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has been the biggest new third-party launch on Xbox Game Pass of 2025.

news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/1...
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Beat up Tom Cruise looking like pookie kitten distracted me congrats on your TIDAL Wrapped!!
Why yes, I am a walking parody of myself 🙂‍↕️
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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"Adolf Games" sure is prolific
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:

“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I am FINALLY playing 'Lost Records: Bloom and Rage' this week (i was holding out for a sale so long it ended up on Game Pass oop)
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sandra Lee woke up every day for 15 seasons and served nothing but puss and questionable recipes
Me: I’m going to eat healthier this holiday season

My mental health:
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I’ve frequently criticised the Hogwarts Legacy boycott for being a waste of energy and a poor hill to die on, but I feel I should make clear that the boycott was completely in the right morally regardless of its practicality
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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it felt grimly inevitable with relentless and infinitely funded legal challenges, but god I’m furious and sad for Girlguiding UK today.

So many amazing volunteers left pained and conflicted if they can continue in an organisation bullied into capitulating and excluding trans girls & young women.
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Its normie core in a way certain franchises aren't. Its CSI, 9-1-1, Grey's Anatomy, Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran within broad culture. I think it frequently reaches a standard of glorious big screen art but I'm not naive to how these movies are popular.
it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My local IMAX has had no screenings for anything this last month and no booked ones for Avatar wtf is occurring
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
RTD has always been a Grade A *yapper* which was largely fine in a pre internet fandom age and absolute kryptonite nowadays if you drop the ball
It’s wild how rapidly RTD lost the Mandate of Heaven, to be honest
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh this one is for the freaks huh
New Fire and Ash clip featuring Quaritch and Varang, titled “You need me”!
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
January 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
People who are not me are watching 'Avatar: Fire and Ash' today 😭
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Dave The Diver hitting me with Ace Attorney, Taiko Drum Master and Balatro mini games was not on my bingo card 😭
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don't think its overt spoilers to say the game will laugh in your face if you dare trust any faction fully, and Auntie's Choice end up merely the faction with the best propaganda to some
Obviously, any game published by Microsoft is gonna be somewhat politically influenced by higher-ups, even if execs aren’t literally telling them what to write.

But the idea that TOW2 is putting Auntie’s Choice on a pedestal, or suggesting the corporations aren’t all that bad, is media illiteracy
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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It's not ideal (to say the least) that OpenAI's success may depend on big companies using it to replace human workers at huge scales. How will people pay for OpenAI if nobody has a job? The business model is a negative feedback loop.

www.windowscentral.com/artificial-i...
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Back home in Bolton to visit family and jesus the amount of England flags up everywhere is...bleak
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Can get all the mainline Danganronpa games for under a tenner right now on Steam btw
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM