paranoid androgynoid
@jklie.bsky.social
i saw Videodrome on tv one night when i was very small and you can pretty much trace everything back to that
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paranoid androgynoid
@jklie.bsky.social
· Feb 20
film credits should be in order of appearance, but like from best to worst
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*drowning pool voice* pour the oil down the sink POUR THE OIL DOWN THE SINK 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗜𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝙋𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙊𝙄𝙇 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙆
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
*drowning pool voice* pour the oil down the sink POUR THE OIL DOWN THE SINK 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗜𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝙋𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙊𝙄𝙇 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙆
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really admire how powdered cocoa instructions are always like
1. Heat some water
2. Add some cocoa powder and mix
PS if you don't want this to suck use milk instead of water you jackass
1. Heat some water
2. Add some cocoa powder and mix
PS if you don't want this to suck use milk instead of water you jackass
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
really admire how powdered cocoa instructions are always like
1. Heat some water
2. Add some cocoa powder and mix
PS if you don't want this to suck use milk instead of water you jackass
1. Heat some water
2. Add some cocoa powder and mix
PS if you don't want this to suck use milk instead of water you jackass
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lol. lmao.
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
lol. lmao.
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calling them 'novels' really feels like false advertising most of the time
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
calling them 'novels' really feels like false advertising most of the time
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video games are about constantly pressing the jump button while an npc is speaking
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
video games are about constantly pressing the jump button while an npc is speaking
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A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
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![cait @cait.bsky.social • 5mo
how come "realism" in games only applies to shit that sucks and not, for instance, the fact that most flashlights do not actually run out of batteries after 3 minutes, and good quality tools will literally outlive you if you take good care of them
[replying]
cait
@cait.bsky.social
if somebody sold me an axe that broke after chopping down 10 trees i would go back to their shop and beat the shit out of them
June 9, 2024 at 6:10 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreifgnudfupzxq72zxfv3zeo6cryhi6jnoppqdprvacz5r4ohb4toh4@jpeg)
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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It happened! The @nytimes.com profiled Paulina!
The Writer Who Dared Criticize Silicon Valley
Paulina Borsook’s “Cyberselfish,” which offered dire predictions about the tech world’s love for libertarianism, is finding fans. It only took 25 years.
Gift Link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/t...
The Writer Who Dared Criticize Silicon Valley
Paulina Borsook’s “Cyberselfish,” which offered dire predictions about the tech world’s love for libertarianism, is finding fans. It only took 25 years.
Gift Link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/t...
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It happened! The @nytimes.com profiled Paulina!
The Writer Who Dared Criticize Silicon Valley
Paulina Borsook’s “Cyberselfish,” which offered dire predictions about the tech world’s love for libertarianism, is finding fans. It only took 25 years.
Gift Link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/t...
The Writer Who Dared Criticize Silicon Valley
Paulina Borsook’s “Cyberselfish,” which offered dire predictions about the tech world’s love for libertarianism, is finding fans. It only took 25 years.
Gift Link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/t...
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It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
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"The main difference between Ja'far and later fictional detectives, such as Sherlock Holmes and Hercule Poirot, is that Ja'far has no actual desire to solve the case."
fun fact, Jafar is a real person en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ja%27fa...
Ja'far ibn Yahya - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
"The main difference between Ja'far and later fictional detectives, such as Sherlock Holmes and Hercule Poirot, is that Ja'far has no actual desire to solve the case."
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
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(rich kid voice) just wait till my father, the inventor of Jacking Off, hears about this
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
(rich kid voice) just wait till my father, the inventor of Jacking Off, hears about this
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what did they mean by this
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
what did they mean by this
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November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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Absolutely Fabulous really is an amazing TV show. watching it feels like an out of body hangover experience. keeping track of what actually happens in an episode other than 'patsy and edina smoke, drink' ranges from difficult to impossible. it kicks ass.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Absolutely Fabulous really is an amazing TV show. watching it feels like an out of body hangover experience. keeping track of what actually happens in an episode other than 'patsy and edina smoke, drink' ranges from difficult to impossible. it kicks ass.
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“Unc” is a contemporary slang[1] term, an abbreviation of “Unchristian”, used originally to describe the evil clone[2] of Christian Slater[3] created in a freak laboratory accident on the set of True Romance[4]
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Unc” is a contemporary slang[1] term, an abbreviation of “Unchristian”, used originally to describe the evil clone[2] of Christian Slater[3] created in a freak laboratory accident on the set of True Romance[4]
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this book comes out on Tuesday and I'm proud of it -- I think it's a good read. admittedly, it has fewer pornographic film titles in it than "Devil House" did, but that's a high bar to clear. buy a copy at your local or get it here: thisyearbook.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
this book comes out on Tuesday and I'm proud of it -- I think it's a good read. admittedly, it has fewer pornographic film titles in it than "Devil House" did, but that's a high bar to clear. buy a copy at your local or get it here: thisyearbook.com