Jim Into Mystery
@jimintomystery.bsky.social
Your Internet Hero. Mostly on Tumblr. (he/him/fella)
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"AEW should focus on stories instead of great matches" is a smokescreen. 20 years ago it was "production." Oh sure, New Japan and ROH might have a good show, but the lighting and camera work looked like crap, and that's what matters. Now the goalposts have moved to "storytelling."
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"AEW should focus on stories instead of great matches" is a smokescreen. 20 years ago it was "production." Oh sure, New Japan and ROH might have a good show, but the lighting and camera work looked like crap, and that's what matters. Now the goalposts have moved to "storytelling."
TWO BIRDS SITTING ON A TELEPHONE WIRE: He's remembering when Robocop shot that guy in the dick
Remember when RoboCop shot that guy in the dick?
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
TWO BIRDS SITTING ON A TELEPHONE WIRE: He's remembering when Robocop shot that guy in the dick
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Only two things trending, but now that I think of it that really does sum up the range of this website
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Only two things trending, but now that I think of it that really does sum up the range of this website
This whole video is great, but also there's a bit at the end promoting 50% off on Nebula (link in the video description) and anyway it worked on me, ho ho ho now I have a Nebula subscription.
live long and prosper (if you have a billion dollars)
live long and prosper (if you have a billion dollars)
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December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This whole video is great, but also there's a bit at the end promoting 50% off on Nebula (link in the video description) and anyway it worked on me, ho ho ho now I have a Nebula subscription.
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I love pretending this isn’t about wrestling.
Persephone was totally spent until Athena called her a bitch and then Persephone Hulked Up
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I love pretending this isn’t about wrestling.
Still wild to see people calling AEW/ROH haters "the IWC." This is a term people made up to complain about workrate nerds who demanded innovative in-ring action. Tony Khan, who grew up on the DVDVR boards, is 1000% more "IWC" than some WWE lifer who wants "more storylines."
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Still wild to see people calling AEW/ROH haters "the IWC." This is a term people made up to complain about workrate nerds who demanded innovative in-ring action. Tony Khan, who grew up on the DVDVR boards, is 1000% more "IWC" than some WWE lifer who wants "more storylines."
Well they call him The Natural, natural as can be
Yeah they call him The Natural, it just comes naturally
He's the son of a son, and the son of a gun
The Austin rodeo bulldog, that's the natural one
Yeah they call him The Natural, it just comes naturally
He's the son of a son, and the son of a gun
The Austin rodeo bulldog, that's the natural one
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Well they call him The Natural, natural as can be
Yeah they call him The Natural, it just comes naturally
He's the son of a son, and the son of a gun
The Austin rodeo bulldog, that's the natural one
Yeah they call him The Natural, it just comes naturally
He's the son of a son, and the son of a gun
The Austin rodeo bulldog, that's the natural one
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
The ROH replay wasn't up when I got home last night, so I'm watching it now. I haven't been able to look at pro wrestling talk on the internet for 17 hours, with 5 more to go, because I have to avoid spoilers in case all the ROH wrestlers lose their titles and they all had wardrobe malfunctions
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The ROH replay wasn't up when I got home last night, so I'm watching it now. I haven't been able to look at pro wrestling talk on the internet for 17 hours, with 5 more to go, because I have to avoid spoilers in case all the ROH wrestlers lose their titles and they all had wardrobe malfunctions
Back from Warrior Wrestling, so I don't know what the hell happened on ROH tonight, but WARHORSE is back and ruling ass again, so we're all happy here in Chicago
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Back from Warrior Wrestling, so I don't know what the hell happened on ROH tonight, but WARHORSE is back and ruling ass again, so we're all happy here in Chicago
Having fun on a Friday night
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Having fun on a Friday night
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Happy birthday Tamu! This tiny tank is 2 today
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Happy birthday Tamu! This tiny tank is 2 today
I frequently see fans debating the merits and quantity of AEW's numerous championships, but the root issue is that nearly all "secondary" titles in pro wrestling are meaningless. For example, there's nothing particularly "continental" about the Continental Classic or the continental title.
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I frequently see fans debating the merits and quantity of AEW's numerous championships, but the root issue is that nearly all "secondary" titles in pro wrestling are meaningless. For example, there's nothing particularly "continental" about the Continental Classic or the continental title.
I can't believe WWE quietly abandoned its NFT project. I mean, sure, they abandoned the WBF, ICOPRO, the XFL, the Times Square restaurant, their record label, Tout, their official Tumblr, the movie studio, the XFL again, NXT UK, and the WWE Network, but I really thought the NFTs were gonna last!
Off this, I went to check on WWE Moon Sault, WWE’s official NFT marketplace, and boy it is dire. They have completely abandonded this project.
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December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I can't believe WWE quietly abandoned its NFT project. I mean, sure, they abandoned the WBF, ICOPRO, the XFL, the Times Square restaurant, their record label, Tout, their official Tumblr, the movie studio, the XFL again, NXT UK, and the WWE Network, but I really thought the NFTs were gonna last!
And she doesn't look a day over 29.99999999999
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And she doesn't look a day over 29.99999999999
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At AEW All Out 2022, before the show got started, Larry got away from Punk backstage and ran onto the stage, down the ramp, and around the ring. They couldn't corral the little guy so Punk had to come through the curtain to get him. It was a really heartwarming moment and I wish I'd taken pictures.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
At AEW All Out 2022, before the show got started, Larry got away from Punk backstage and ran onto the stage, down the ramp, and around the ring. They couldn't corral the little guy so Punk had to come through the curtain to get him. It was a really heartwarming moment and I wish I'd taken pictures.
Yes I liked both of these. (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Yes I liked both of these. (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
I had never heard of this so I was fascinated by the idea of The Tweet That Makes You Stop Talking Like Sephiroth, like it was enchanted or something.
I will never forgive that tweet for suppressing my desire to talk like Sephiroth. I fuckin love talking like Sephiroth. I fuckin love calling people 'impudent.'
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I had never heard of this so I was fascinated by the idea of The Tweet That Makes You Stop Talking Like Sephiroth, like it was enchanted or something.
This is the best thing I have ever written on this site but nobody can see it because I blocked this douchecanoe
![Screenshot of a Bluesky thread.
Tarot Told Me So replies: "Two of Swords reversed speaks to you! [sword emoji] Sounds like you're processing some real food fight drama. The card suggests you're ready to move past indecision & see things clearly. Trust your gut on when to engage vs. when to just let people have their strong opinions [shooting star emoji]"
Jim Into Mystery replies: "In an amazing coincidence, you just got a message from the Two of Deez Nutz In Your Mouth"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rh655mvi3732viflatv24jog/bafkreigoknoxibqstfsgkxz5c5iuyldumcsmy2zgsqfhrbxels2ibstrju@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is the best thing I have ever written on this site but nobody can see it because I blocked this douchecanoe
Some of this is just grifters taking advantage of fans wishing some huge surprise would happen. But some of it is WWE reducing its product down to the bare experience of sitting through pablum to see a popular spot, or a cool entrance, or a big surprise.
So many dumbass posts on Facebook it’s so ridiculous how many people buy into it on there!
@seanrosssapp.bsky.social having a field day calling out so many pages on the platform!
#AEW #WWE
@seanrosssapp.bsky.social having a field day calling out so many pages on the platform!
#AEW #WWE
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Some of this is just grifters taking advantage of fans wishing some huge surprise would happen. But some of it is WWE reducing its product down to the bare experience of sitting through pablum to see a popular spot, or a cool entrance, or a big surprise.
"Ah yes, Steak Stroganoff. Excellent...everything is falling into place" --Men, probably
Men only think about 15 things, and two of them are Macaroni Camp Style and London Loaf
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"Ah yes, Steak Stroganoff. Excellent...everything is falling into place" --Men, probably
Wasn't going to share this been then I scrolled two skeets down and saw one of those hot takes like "people who eat pineapple on pizza are wrong", and yeah, it's the same fucking thing, no matter how rational or ironic you make your argument.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Wasn't going to share this been then I scrolled two skeets down and saw one of those hot takes like "people who eat pineapple on pizza are wrong", and yeah, it's the same fucking thing, no matter how rational or ironic you make your argument.
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