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Jim Into Mystery
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Your Internet Hero. Mostly on Tumblr. (he/him/fella)

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If the Outrunners win the $200K tonight, I don't think they'll change their lifestyle much, but there will be signs #AEW #AEWTailgateBrawl
Screenshot from THE SIMPSONS. Homer is entering Bart's bedroom to confront Bart, who is sitting on the bed reading a comic book. Cartons of cigarettes are stacked up to the ceiling, nearly filling the entire room.
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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If you prefer regular chili, my mom's recipe is great too, but it's basically just buy one of these at the store and follow the directions on the back.
A product label for McCormick Original Chili Seasoning Mix. (Net wt 1.25 oz.) There's a picture of a bowl of chili, containing a stew of meat and beats, topped with sliced green onions and a few shreds of cheese.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I don't know, the shadow of death seems pretty into it
Detail from the cover of ELLERY QUEEN COMICS #4 (1949). A figure is seen behind the window, peering into the building, unbeknownst to the other characters on the cover. His skin is brown, the ear we can see is pointed, and his eyes and teeth are rather bestial, so I assume he's supposed to resemble the Wolf Man.
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Promo photo for the upcoming Wrestlemania 42 show in Las Vegas. Various WWE performers (l-r: Cody Rhodes, Roman Reigns, Triple H, Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar, and CM Punk) are show in a ritzy casino, sitting around a poker table or something. Most of them are wearing expensive suits, except Brock and Punk think they're rebels or something. Each man in his own way looks rather sinister and forboding, as if they are gathered here to plan how to raise ticket prices again, or how to help Vince beat the rap. Screenshot from The Simpsons. The staff of Kamp Krusty (Mr. Black and his schoolyard bully enforcers, Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney) relax in a luxurious cabin with an extravagant meal and goblets of wine. They're all smoking cigars. Mr. Black sits at the heat of the table and says "Gentlemen, to Evil."
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Ouch
A flier someone posted in downtown Chicago. There's a QR code but I covered it up with a "not amused" emoji. Text reads "SCAN IF YOU HAVE A HOT, SINGLE FRIEND" someone has written at the bottom "(unless his name is James)"
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Spent all morning either in waiting for meetings to end or waiting for meetings to start. Really glad I bought this bottle of Dr. Pepper last night, because it's the only thing getting me through Monday.
Still from a 1968 episode of STAR TREK. Scotty is clutching an old bottle of Scotch whisky to his cheek, and there's a kilt hanging on the wall behind him just to make sure you know this character is, in fact, Scottish. Scotty's hair is mussed up and he has a weird faraway look in his eye because he's extremely drunk. He's smiling because he has succeeded at drinking an alien under the table.
October 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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"Bag of flaming hot cheetos knows you're getting thirsty"
Screenshot of a link from Kotaku: "Marvel's Wonder Man Trailer Knows You're Getting Bored With Superheroes" Accompanying the link is a still from the Wonder Man trailer, showing a tight closeup of Yahya Abdul-Mateen II with his hand over his mouth and a look of great concern in his eyes.
October 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Here we are...
Album cover for Queen's A KIND OF MAGIC (1986). The cover art depicts cartoony illustrations of the band members with exaggerated heroic physiques and giant chins.
October 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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All the reports have said it's "King of Strange Style" Arez, and it looks like the tattoos match.
Photo of pro wrestler Arez standing in a wrestling ring. He's wearing face paint and long tights, sticking his tongue out.
October 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Ok, so my late grandmother used to knit afghan blankets all the time, and I have one of them (see photo). I occasionally think it would be neat to make my own in the same style, but I don't know enough to describe it, let alone look up how to get started. Any knitting sickos want to help me out?
Photo of a blanket made of green and white yarn, folded up on my coffee table. A toy stegosaurus robot (Transformers Studio Series Snarl) is helpfully placed nearby for aesthetic purposes.
October 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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On its birthday, share one image from your favorite #TNG episode
Screenshot from the Star Trek TNG episode "Darmok". At a dark campsite in the wilderness, Captain Picard sits beside the fire telling the story of Gilgamesh and Enkidu. He's holding his hands out for dramatic effect, clearly getting caught up in this old tale. A wounded humanoid alien is lying against a rock, listening intently.
September 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Chonkosaurus when these idiots blunder into her domain
Meme of Anthony Adams, wearing a yellow suit and standing behind a tree. He is leaning away from the tree looking at something off-camera, which has clearly captured his interest. He rubs his hands and licks his lips, with the confident look of someone who knows he will get what he wants.
September 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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"They do lack something in sophistication"
Still from JURASSIC PARK (1993). Tight closeup of Sam Neill and Laura Dern as they see live dinosaurs for the first time, and react to their theories about dinosaur behavior being confirmed.
September 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Screenshot from the Simpsons. A group of dismayed children is staring in shock and horror at something off-screen. One boy is pointing at the scene. I added the caption "Stop, stop! It's already huge!"
September 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Still from THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN (1966). Clark Kent dramatically pulls opens his white shirt to reveal the familiar blue uniform of the world's best superhero, SUPERMAN
September 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Screenshot from the Simpsons episode where Homer is crying wistfully at the sight of a toilet flushing counter-clockwise. The caption reads "...sweet zone of disputing, of thee I sing."
September 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I kinda hate my morning radio station to begin with, but today I woke up hearing Earth, Wind & Fire and I was like
Meme depicting two screenshots from the TV show Community. In the first picture, an apparently nude man is cowering on the ground, surrounded by Christmas decorations, looking up and pleading for mercy. In the second picture, Yvette Nicole Brown looks down at him, preparing to beat him with a giant plastic candy cane. I edited the captions from "Please, it's Christmas / IT'S DECEMBER 10TH!" to "Please it's the 21st night of September / IT'S SEPTEMBER 5TH!"
September 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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If it helps, I first encountered the phrase "The Man Who Sold the World" here, and wondered how they came up with a line that went so hard...
Cover of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Present Mighty Mutanimals #1 (Archive Comics, May 1991). A bunch of human/animal hybrids are bursting forth from the middle of the image, sort of like Giant-Size X-Men #1 if it was about furries. I probably used to know all these characters' names, but I'm too old for this shit.
August 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I'm not happy about this but I have to draw the line somewhere
Screenshot of the NJPW World website, showing my "Manage Subscriptions" page. The words "Pending Cancellation" are present because I just cancelled.
August 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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tfw no all elite graphic
Screenshot of AEW personality RJ City in a promotional video for All Elite Wrestling, where he works, and yet they have not given him the traditional "RJ City is All Elite" graphic. His expression is blank and yet fully alert to the crushing despair that is his existence.
August 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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If you see this, post a random wrestling picture
Roddy Piper attacking Bobby Heenan (who is dressed as Santa Claus) on the set of WWF Prime Time Wrestling. Gorilla Monsoon is seated at the desk, reaching out as if to intervene, but he's not exactly making a lot of effort to save Heenan, if you get my drift.
August 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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OK, I might make a few of these...
August 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Cardblade not respecting boundaries here #AEW
A cardboard cutout of Jay White leaning so its carboard finger is nearly poking Tony Schiavone
August 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I'm in the venue right now so I took a picture for you
Darby Allin standing on the edge of the balcony at the Aragon Ballroom
August 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM