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Jess
@jessbetten.bsky.social
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Cats-in-bow ties enthusiast, beginning knitter, Public Defender, Red Sox fan, and native masshole now residing in enemy territory. Nothing here is legal advice or even necessarily good advice. Follow for rage, cats, and snark Pronouns: she/her
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I need to point out that as NYC is looking for savings in the current budget season, that NYPD past spending has included:
$13,500 on scruff costumes
$13,000 on shrooms
$500,000 on robots
$69,000 on shoe shine machines

Not to mention
$205,631,253 in police misconduct settlements in 2024 ALONE
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If republicans are able-bodied and getting government assistance, they should be subject to a work requirement, no?
The US House of Representatives committee calendar for October 2025

It's .... quite something
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Loads of families are currently trick or treating from business to business and parking lot to parking lot along 26th Street in Little Village. There’s also loads of rapid responders with vests and whistles patrolling making sure families can enjoy the holiday in peace.
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My last Halloween as a Controller.

Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.
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FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."

REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."

FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
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Drive slow tonight, folks. Or don't drive at all if you can swing it
Yes, Halloween is the deadliest day of the year for child pedestrians—great advice from @mcbazacophd.bsky.social

(It’s also our kid’s birthday)
at a time when we are desperate for healthcare workers.

our country literally will not run without immigrants.
“No one should be punished for following the law. Our union members and all hospital employees deserve dignity, respect and the chance to live and work without fear" @csealocal1000.bsky.social president Mary E. Sullivan
www.syracuse.com/news/2025/10...
2 SUNY Upstate Hospital workers are detained by ICE at immigration hearing, unions say
The men own a home in North Syracuse and work at the Syracuse hospital
www.syracuse.com
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BOSTON (AP) — Judges order the federal government to use contingency funds for SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown.
sometimes i wonder if people who want people to go to jail for stealing food watched aladdin as children and sympathized with the guards.
a monkey is sitting on the head of a man .
ALT: a monkey is sitting on the head of a man .
media.tenor.com
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Day 24 of Emmanuel Garcia being in federal custody.

He’s a 15 year old autistic boy who went missing 4 weeks ago. Houston PD found him, contacted ICE & his Mom is fighting to get him back

She’s not allowed to visit him.

They’re keeping a disabled kid from his family & the media is largely silent
www.houstonchronicle.com
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REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
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The UAW made history last year by organizing a Southern auto plant for the first time since the 1940s.

They might do so again, after authorizing a strike at the VW plant.

It takes enormous courage to fight for your rights on the job in a hostile environment. Solidarity.
UAW | United Automobile, Aerospace and Agricultural Implement Workers of America
The labor union representing workers in auto, aircraft and agricultural implement manufacturing and other industries in
uaw.org
a line that’s gonna stick with me today “she is not fixed because she is not broken”

(it’s from a fanfic b/c of course it is, so author unknown)
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Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh.

She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!

Sincerely,

Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up
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Kristi Noem thinks it’s ok to send storm troopers after school children on Halloween 🇺🇸
Q: “Governor Pritzker has asked for Operation Midway Blitz to be on pause for the holiday weekend. Are you willing to do that?”

Noem: “No, we're absolutely not willing to put on pause any work that we will do to keep communities safe. The fact that Governor Pritzker is asking for that is shameful.”
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Please note what happened here. By challenging Trump to pause his terror raids for Halloween, Pritzker forced Kristi Noem to come out *for* continuing to traumatize kids. Polarizing these debates draws attention/forces MAGA depravity into the light.

newrepublic.com/article/2023...
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KRISTI NOEM IS A BIG FUCKING LIAR.
📍 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑, 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐎:

A fifth-grade teacher and her family — despite her valid work authorization — were taken into custody by ICE after a routine check-in, leaving her classroom unexpectedly vacant. #AbuseofPowerWatch
Fifth grade teacher in Colorado detained by ICE along with family, says school
The teacher was authorized to work in the U.S., according to school officials, but ICE said she was in the country illegally. The educator and her family, including minor children, are being held at a...
www.cbsnews.com
*screams in public defender*
DHS czar Kristi Noem testified:
"Habeas corpus is a
constitutional right that the
president has to be able
to remove people from
this country."
Nope.
Habeas corpus protects
each of us from unlawful
imprisonment &
guarantees we can go to
court to review our
detention.
it WAS called dance dance revolution
Portland dance group offers free Latin dance lessons at ICE facility 💃🏽
it’s fine i’ll register my complaints in court this morning to be ignored there.