Jerry TurkeyThings 🦃
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lmao this is the one that got me. I was talking about myself.
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If you strip for someone before sex, that's foreplay.
If you strip for someone before they masturbate, is that a fappetizer?
If you strip for someone before they masturbate, is that a fappetizer?
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you strip for someone before sex, that's foreplay.
If you strip for someone before they masturbate, is that a fappetizer?
If you strip for someone before they masturbate, is that a fappetizer?
An ex of mine told me the little boat light was on
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
An ex of mine told me the little boat light was on
Reminder that Steve Witkoff is a real estate developer. He has no qualifications for the position he holds. He should be investigated for being an illegal foreign agent.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reminder that Steve Witkoff is a real estate developer. He has no qualifications for the position he holds. He should be investigated for being an illegal foreign agent.
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These people hate democracy
Texas Young Republicans are calling upon TX lawmakers to pass a law allowing Governor Abbott to put blue TX cities into receivership. They say the State Leadership Initiative (SLI)—co-founded by Nate Fischer of New Founding — suggested the idea. New Founding partner Nathan Halberstadt loves it. 1/
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
These people hate democracy
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christmas music turned on at work
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
christmas music turned on at work
This might just be he most bizarre decision yet. Hegseth's racism and misogyny are a threat to national security.
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This might just be he most bizarre decision yet. Hegseth's racism and misogyny are a threat to national security.
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
This does not mean AI is our savior, it just means the economy is in big trouble. One industry, no matter what it is, should account for half of growth.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This does not mean AI is our savior, it just means the economy is in big trouble. One industry, no matter what it is, should account for half of growth.
This needs high priority legislation to combat it. The first amendment doesn't apply to foreign influence. Unfortunately it benefits Rs so they will never agree to it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This needs high priority legislation to combat it. The first amendment doesn't apply to foreign influence. Unfortunately it benefits Rs so they will never agree to it.
He was an illegal immigrant. So was Nicky Minaj.
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
He was an illegal immigrant. So was Nicky Minaj.
Cops should not have dogs (drug sniffers are fine, if they are not in harm’s way). But this dog seems cool as hell for shooting at cops
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Cops should not have dogs (drug sniffers are fine, if they are not in harm’s way). But this dog seems cool as hell for shooting at cops
Getting in the way of cop cars is not obstruction of justice. That’s a gross misuse of the term
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Getting in the way of cop cars is not obstruction of justice. That’s a gross misuse of the term
This is the only government account that should be approved for shitposting
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is the only government account that should be approved for shitposting
a movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from
Cheeese
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Cheeese
Remember when Facebook changed it's name to Meta because the metaverse was going to be the next big thing? And now it's nothing? AI is going to end up like this. It's 90% hype. Altman wants the gov't to back up their loans because he knows they won't be able to pay them back.
"Silicon Valley is taking on all this new debt with the assumption that massive new revenues from AI will cover the tab..there is reason for doubt."
"If we get to the point after spending.. billions of dollars on data centers that we don't need...then we're talking about another financial crisis.."
"If we get to the point after spending.. billions of dollars on data centers that we don't need...then we're talking about another financial crisis.."
Here's why concerns about an AI bubble are bigger than ever
Tech companies are pouring billions into AI chips and data centers. Increasingly, they are relying on debt and risky tactics. Financial analysts are worried there's a bubble that will soon pop.
www.npr.org
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Remember when Facebook changed it's name to Meta because the metaverse was going to be the next big thing? And now it's nothing? AI is going to end up like this. It's 90% hype. Altman wants the gov't to back up their loans because he knows they won't be able to pay them back.
He's so good at this. He foils any attempts to get a "gotcha: sound bite but still gets his message across without completely dodging the questions. I predict he'll be a senator one day.
Welker: Do you think that Trump is a fascist?
Mamdani: That’s something that I’ve said in the past. I say it today.
Welker: You’ve called him a despot. Do you still believe Trump is a threat to the democracy?
Mamdani: Everything that I’ve said in the past, I continue to believe.
Mamdani: That’s something that I’ve said in the past. I say it today.
Welker: You’ve called him a despot. Do you still believe Trump is a threat to the democracy?
Mamdani: Everything that I’ve said in the past, I continue to believe.
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
He's so good at this. He foils any attempts to get a "gotcha: sound bite but still gets his message across without completely dodging the questions. I predict he'll be a senator one day.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
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Well, I guess it would be nice
if I could touch your body
I know not everybody
has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice
before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
if I could touch your body
I know not everybody
has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice
before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Well, I guess it would be nice
if I could touch your body
I know not everybody
has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice
before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
if I could touch your body
I know not everybody
has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice
before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
This is all from one studio.
20th Century Fox press kit for the Fall & Christmas 1990 seasons: Banger after banger.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is all from one studio.
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Morgan Fairchild has always been beautiful and amazing, inside and out. Please follow her.
@morgfair.bsky.social
'My AIDS Work Got Me Fired Off Of A Show. -Morgan Fairchild' - Morgan Fairchild
youtu.be/Dd8hLAoL6XM
@morgfair.bsky.social
'My AIDS Work Got Me Fired Off Of A Show. -Morgan Fairchild' - Morgan Fairchild
youtu.be/Dd8hLAoL6XM
My AIDS Work Got Me Fired Off Of A Show. -Morgan Fairchild
YouTube video by Still Here Hollywood Podcast w/ Steve Kmetko
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November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Morgan Fairchild has always been beautiful and amazing, inside and out. Please follow her.
@morgfair.bsky.social
'My AIDS Work Got Me Fired Off Of A Show. -Morgan Fairchild' - Morgan Fairchild
youtu.be/Dd8hLAoL6XM
@morgfair.bsky.social
'My AIDS Work Got Me Fired Off Of A Show. -Morgan Fairchild' - Morgan Fairchild
youtu.be/Dd8hLAoL6XM
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