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Jerry SweetThangs
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lmao this is the one that got me. I was talking about myself.
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February 10, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Post a meme blah blah for no reason:
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Most people donโ€™t know how to appreciate art. Thatโ€™s why they only listen to music that was popular when they were in high school.
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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yeah so gringos have this thing where they have an irrational fear of the lime that makes them think itโ€™s parsley and decorative to the plate because they have to put their fingers near the juice squeeze and now that Iโ€™m thinking about it thatโ€™s probably latent homophobia and anti pussy eating
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
He used to look like the guy on the ground and now he looks like a narc
I really need people outside of Seattle to know how much Krist Novoselic sucks
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Haha glad I decided to scroll instead of posting this
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
What a beautiful thread. Muchas gracias Alejandra!
I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage.

The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.

Follow along!
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Johnny Carsonโ€™s last show was 34 years ago
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
This article does not mention that it was pre-recorded and lip-synched. Kid Rock was "rapping" without the mic to his lips, and musicians were not playing the music that was heard.
February 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
They didn't even mention that it was pre-recorded and badly lip-sycned.
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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post a banger that's not in english
youtu.be/iYtBMgLfqKQ?...
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Democrats are not demanding ICE stop housing humans in warehouses not designed for human habitation.
You know what theyโ€™re going to store in those warehouses?

People
In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:

- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown

This is unprecedented.
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
None of these are real. 100% of this type of ad on craigslist is fake.
Oh lookโ€” it seems there really are paid protestors. @RepTimBurchett & Sexton were right along, we apologize!
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
FFS Peacock give us an option to turn off the announcers. This idiot will not STFU making it impossible to hear the players, and even worse won't let the actually knowledgeable announcer get a word in edgewise.
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Continuing the theme of Hispanic music and butts
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I think he means we should all start eating human ears
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Let's not forget about Prince and the fact that Coldplay had to bring out Beyonce and Bruno Mars.
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
These MFs that want to keep Columbus Day but don't like original language of Puerto Rico that Columbus colonized in 1493.
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Carrying all the babies too
February 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Were all three Susanna Hoffs?
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
They need to get rid of this American curling announcer. He keeps repeating useless facts just to hear himself talk. He also just said "right through the uprights" to describe a bad shot!?! Get another Canadian, a Scotsman, hell even a Mexican football announcer would be an improvement.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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please stop sharing laura loomer screenshots, you're making us all dumber
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
That's science for ya, nothing we can do about it
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I think I'd prefer type 2 diabeetus to fatal infections around my anus or genitals, Jardiance
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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This or Gtfo
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM