Jerry SweetThangs
@jerrybadthings.com
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Jerry SweetThangs
@jerrybadthings.com
· Oct 9
lmao this is the one that got me. I was talking about myself.
This guy needs to be locked up for perjury. Ice doesn't wear uniforms or show badges.
SWALWELL: If someone rolls up in an unidentified van and gets out wearing all black and their face is covered with no ID and they ask me to get into the van, how do I know they're an ICE agent or a bad guy?
TODD LYONS: ICE agents have identifiable placards on their uniforms
TODD LYONS: ICE agents have identifiable placards on their uniforms
February 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This guy needs to be locked up for perjury. Ice doesn't wear uniforms or show badges.
"I don't know what he's saying, but he's saying it!"
The cultural takeover of Bad Bunny is almost complete. 😈
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
"I don't know what he's saying, but he's saying it!"
Minnesota not beating the allegations of getting wasted at absolutely every sporting event, no matter the time of day.
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Minnesota not beating the allegations of getting wasted at absolutely every sporting event, no matter the time of day.
I hope next year the Super Bowl halftime is all Asian Americans.
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I hope next year the Super Bowl halftime is all Asian Americans.
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Post a meme blah blah for no reason:
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Post a meme blah blah for no reason:
Most people don’t know how to appreciate art. That’s why they only listen to music that was popular when they were in high school.
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Most people don’t know how to appreciate art. That’s why they only listen to music that was popular when they were in high school.
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yeah so gringos have this thing where they have an irrational fear of the lime that makes them think it’s parsley and decorative to the plate because they have to put their fingers near the juice squeeze and now that I’m thinking about it that’s probably latent homophobia and anti pussy eating
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
yeah so gringos have this thing where they have an irrational fear of the lime that makes them think it’s parsley and decorative to the plate because they have to put their fingers near the juice squeeze and now that I’m thinking about it that’s probably latent homophobia and anti pussy eating
He used to look like the guy on the ground and now he looks like a narc
I really need people outside of Seattle to know how much Krist Novoselic sucks
![A screenshot of a Facebook post by Krist Novoselić:
A new proposal would prohibit clearing encampments unless local government provides higher levels of accommodation for shelter. Our state's ruling party is attempting to codify what appears to be a lifestyle. There's no longer any expectation of personal accountability.
Quoted post from Cascade Party Washington:
WA legislature proposal out of touch with worsening chronic addiction homelessness - read now in The Summit (independent press of Cascade Party WA).
[Link with a preview image of a person lying face down on the street next to a dumpster]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yfbs5wymp42eunwvyd57zsem/bafkreiapxbisw52e7xtxafnpnvonviqjfumlmhotqmqsgin7uteiy5qdn4@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
He used to look like the guy on the ground and now he looks like a narc
Haha glad I decided to scroll instead of posting this
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Haha glad I decided to scroll instead of posting this
What a beautiful thread. Muchas gracias Alejandra!
I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage.
The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.
Follow along!
The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.
Follow along!
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
What a beautiful thread. Muchas gracias Alejandra!
Johnny Carson’s last show was 34 years ago
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Johnny Carson’s last show was 34 years ago
This article does not mention that it was pre-recorded and lip-synched. Kid Rock was "rapping" without the mic to his lips, and musicians were not playing the music that was heard.
February 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
This article does not mention that it was pre-recorded and lip-synched. Kid Rock was "rapping" without the mic to his lips, and musicians were not playing the music that was heard.
They didn't even mention that it was pre-recorded and badly lip-sycned.
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
They didn't even mention that it was pre-recorded and badly lip-sycned.
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post a banger that's not in english
youtu.be/iYtBMgLfqKQ?...
youtu.be/iYtBMgLfqKQ?...
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
post a banger that's not in english
youtu.be/iYtBMgLfqKQ?...
youtu.be/iYtBMgLfqKQ?...
Democrats are not demanding ICE stop housing humans in warehouses not designed for human habitation.
You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses?
People
People
In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Democrats are not demanding ICE stop housing humans in warehouses not designed for human habitation.
None of these are real. 100% of this type of ad on craigslist is fake.
Oh look— it seems there really are paid protestors. @RepTimBurchett & Sexton were right along, we apologize!
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
None of these are real. 100% of this type of ad on craigslist is fake.
FFS Peacock give us an option to turn off the announcers. This idiot will not STFU making it impossible to hear the players, and even worse won't let the actually knowledgeable announcer get a word in edgewise.
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
FFS Peacock give us an option to turn off the announcers. This idiot will not STFU making it impossible to hear the players, and even worse won't let the actually knowledgeable announcer get a word in edgewise.
Continuing the theme of Hispanic music and butts
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Continuing the theme of Hispanic music and butts
I think he means we should all start eating human ears
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I think he means we should all start eating human ears
Let's not forget about Prince and the fact that Coldplay had to bring out Beyonce and Bruno Mars.
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Let's not forget about Prince and the fact that Coldplay had to bring out Beyonce and Bruno Mars.
These MFs that want to keep Columbus Day but don't like original language of Puerto Rico that Columbus colonized in 1493.
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
These MFs that want to keep Columbus Day but don't like original language of Puerto Rico that Columbus colonized in 1493.
Carrying all the babies too
February 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Carrying all the babies too
Were all three Susanna Hoffs?
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Were all three Susanna Hoffs?