Jerry TurkeyThings 🦃
@jerrybadthings.com
Corndog connoisseur
He/him/dude (unspecified gender)
He/him/dude (unspecified gender)
a movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
1. 2 if you don't count bay cruises
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
1. 2 if you don't count bay cruises
We have Bud’s, but it’s a Bay Area only thing.
November 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
We have Bud’s, but it’s a Bay Area only thing.
Proof of sweatpants
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Proof of sweatpants
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Thought it was weird that @georgehahn.com suddenly started following me, but it turned out to just be an impersonator.
September 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Thought it was weird that @georgehahn.com suddenly started following me, but it turned out to just be an impersonator.
I’m cool with this
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m cool with this
That "before" picture is what it looked like after they destroyed it the first time. It used to have a bunch of beautiful trees.
August 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
That "before" picture is what it looked like after they destroyed it the first time. It used to have a bunch of beautiful trees.
what perfect album came out when you were 16?
July 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
what perfect album came out when you were 16?
If you see this, quote this post with a video game that transports you back to your childhood !
July 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If you see this, quote this post with a video game that transports you back to your childhood !
Dune 3: Electric Dunealoo
July 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Dune 3: Electric Dunealoo
All their merch came later
July 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
All their merch came later
Saw this beauty today. This is a wrap to make it look like it’s not wrapped.
July 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Saw this beauty today. This is a wrap to make it look like it’s not wrapped.
This guy would like to talk to you about ethics in gaming journalism
June 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This guy would like to talk to you about ethics in gaming journalism
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
June 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
@moskov.goodventures.org why is there an Asana WiFi network at the Flamingo? Is someone pretending to work by the pool?
June 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@moskov.goodventures.org why is there an Asana WiFi network at the Flamingo? Is someone pretending to work by the pool?
I'm #2 in the results, losing to a dead guy. But the picture that comes up is this cool bird. My mug comes up first when not in AI mode though.
June 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm #2 in the results, losing to a dead guy. But the picture that comes up is this cool bird. My mug comes up first when not in AI mode though.