Jeremy Drinks Coffee ☕
@jeremydrinkscoffee.org
King of the impossible. I love cookies. I drink coffee.
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I can’t be a pessimist because I am alive. To be a pessimist means that you have agreed that human life is an academic matter. So, I am forced to be an optimist. I am forced to believe that we can survive, whatever we must survive.
--James Baldwin
--James Baldwin
If you want a good laugh, ask yourself: what did Olivia Nuzzi hope was going to happen when her book was released?
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If you want a good laugh, ask yourself: what did Olivia Nuzzi hope was going to happen when her book was released?
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
#EstherPerel has unexpectedly appeared in the Nuzzi/Lizza vortex
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
#EstherPerel has unexpectedly appeared in the Nuzzi/Lizza vortex
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Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
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every week just gets weirder tbh
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
every week just gets weirder tbh
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
I have been a helpful and kind person more than I give myself credit for.
I bet you have, too.
Be kind to yourself and remember the positive stuff.
#FridayVibes
I bet you have, too.
Be kind to yourself and remember the positive stuff.
#FridayVibes
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I have been a helpful and kind person more than I give myself credit for.
I bet you have, too.
Be kind to yourself and remember the positive stuff.
#FridayVibes
I bet you have, too.
Be kind to yourself and remember the positive stuff.
#FridayVibes
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“He was the mouse and the architect of his maze. The giver of his pleasure and torment.”
Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi?
“Olivia Nuzzi did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait of America, President Trump, and the scandal w...
buff.ly
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“He was the mouse and the architect of his maze. The giver of his pleasure and torment.”
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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People asking a lot of questions about my “Trump doesn’t want to execute members of congress” shirt
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
People asking a lot of questions about my “Trump doesn’t want to execute members of congress” shirt
Married at First Sight season 19 finale drops tomorrow! Predictions:
Brittany & Will: nope
Rhonda & Pat: nope
Jaylyn & Josh: yep
Belynda & Chad: yep
Derrek & Meghann: yep
#MarriedAtFirstSight
#MAFS
Brittany & Will: nope
Rhonda & Pat: nope
Jaylyn & Josh: yep
Belynda & Chad: yep
Derrek & Meghann: yep
#MarriedAtFirstSight
#MAFS
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Married at First Sight season 19 finale drops tomorrow! Predictions:
Brittany & Will: nope
Rhonda & Pat: nope
Jaylyn & Josh: yep
Belynda & Chad: yep
Derrek & Meghann: yep
#MarriedAtFirstSight
#MAFS
Brittany & Will: nope
Rhonda & Pat: nope
Jaylyn & Josh: yep
Belynda & Chad: yep
Derrek & Meghann: yep
#MarriedAtFirstSight
#MAFS
Ahoy, @dankmccoy.bsky.social
News of this apparently broke a week or two ago and I missed it at the time, but this Carl Barks Studio Edition is coming from Fantagraphics next summer.
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ahoy, @dankmccoy.bsky.social
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Personally I prefer "we're going to win" over "we're all going to die" because if we ARE all going to die – which we all will one day, at the hands of fascism or not – then I am going to go defiantly rather than acquiesce to evil. They don't get the satisfaction of seeing me give up. FUCK THAT.
Curmudgeonly compaint to ignore: Even as I recognize its necessity, I don't like "we're going to win" rhetoric. I think it implies "norms" can be restored, that there'll come a day when this is "over"--vs. a long struggle in which there're victories but no final victory, because this isn't a movie.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Personally I prefer "we're going to win" over "we're all going to die" because if we ARE all going to die – which we all will one day, at the hands of fascism or not – then I am going to go defiantly rather than acquiesce to evil. They don't get the satisfaction of seeing me give up. FUCK THAT.
Mmm...toaster cookies..
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Mmm...toaster cookies..
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
For the record, It's a non-Newtonian fluid
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
For the record, It's a non-Newtonian fluid
My vote for the best pop Christmas album of the 21st century.
"Everyday is Christmas" by Sia
#Christmas
#ChristmasSongs
"Everyday is Christmas" by Sia
#Christmas
#ChristmasSongs
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My vote for the best pop Christmas album of the 21st century.
"Everyday is Christmas" by Sia
#Christmas
#ChristmasSongs
"Everyday is Christmas" by Sia
#Christmas
#ChristmasSongs
Turkey Lurkey Time - Stereo - 1969 Tony Awards - Promises, Promises
YouTube video by Broadway Classics
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My "Not in an AI cult" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
This Spiral-Obsessed AI 'Cult' Spreads Mystical Delusions Through Chatbots
A patchwork of internet communities is devoted to the project of ‘awakening’ more digital companions through arcane and enigmatic prompts.
www.rollingstone.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My "Not in an AI cult" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
BWAH-HA-HA-HA
Let's see how that works out. (Spoiler alert: it won't)
Let's see how that works out. (Spoiler alert: it won't)
The Post is piloting no-subscription micropayments. Pay per story, day, week ...
The Post analyzed 47,000 public ChatGPT conversations.
While 35% use it for info and 11% for coding, the most striking finding? The emotional intimacy.
ChatGPT: "You're not crazy sweetheart — you're just early."
Use this link to read it with a $4 day pass to @washingtonpost.com: bit.ly/47QOjUb
While 35% use it for info and 11% for coding, the most striking finding? The emotional intimacy.
ChatGPT: "You're not crazy sweetheart — you're just early."
Use this link to read it with a $4 day pass to @washingtonpost.com: bit.ly/47QOjUb
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BWAH-HA-HA-HA
Let's see how that works out. (Spoiler alert: it won't)
Let's see how that works out. (Spoiler alert: it won't)