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Jeremy Drinks Coffee ☕
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King of the impossible. I love cookies. I drink coffee.
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Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Pope is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, and I'll glow
Pope Leo XIV appearing to be singing into a microphone at a public event
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
Round cake with white frosting. Letters on the cake spell "GO TO THERAPY"
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Image from the SNL Old Glory robot insurance sketch. Sam Waterston is in a suit standing in front of an Old Glory Insurance sign
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Post by @harvardgraduat me: *setting up my hot wheels track* check this shit out my wife: do u see why I'm leaving him my wife's divorce lawyer: *not even paying attention to her* holy shit that's sick
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Collage of 3 images of Judy Gemstone from The Righteous Gemstones. She looks confident and fabulous.
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Mmm...toaster cookies..
Sign that reads: "Please warm cookies in the microwave and not in the toaster. Thank you."
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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For the record, It's a non-Newtonian fluid
Post by @catholicpat: I tried to take peanut butter through airport security. TSA: Sorry, no liquids, gels, or aerosols. Me: I want you to tell me which of those things you think peanut butter is.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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My vote for the best pop Christmas album of the 21st century.
"Everyday is Christmas" by Sia
#Christmas
#ChristmasSongs
Album cover. The album is "Everyday is Christmas" by Sia. A person with bright, curly hair split into two colors—red on the left and green on the right—makes a playful fish-face expression. They are surrounded by bold, festive patterns in red, green, and white, including a large bow above their head.
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Post from @machete.gay: "Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict."
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I blame Columbia House
Late 70's add for the Columbia Record and Tape Club showing a bunch of bands and albums all over ng with add copy.
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Post by @machete.gay: "Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict."
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Don't just let them fight. *Get* them to fight.
Post from @machete.gay: “Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Phew
A pastel, early-2000s-style graphic shows a smiling young woman in a pink top standing in front of a dreamy beach scene with clouds and white horses. Sparkly pink text reads: “starting tomorrow everything is going to be okay! they JUST announced it.”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Hans Moleman from The Simpsons saying, "I'm 37 years old."
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Random gratitude: thanks mom & dad for always being OK with my love of comic books. I can't overstate how important comics have been in my life.
#comicbooks
#gratitude
Black T-shirt with a vintage cartoon sun and the text “Today’s Good Mood Is Sponsored by Comic Books,” styled alongside jeans, sneakers, and sunglasses.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Me, after my inside source at the Girl Scouts got me a box of the new cookie before they're available:
"I'm James Bond."
Picture of a box of Exploremores Girl Scout cookies
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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I actually love this song.
#Christmas #xmas #alliwantforchristmasisyou
A two-image parody of The Shining. First picture is a microphone busting through a door instead of an axe with Wendy Torrance looking terrified in the background. Second picture is Mariah Carey's head sticking through the door. She is singing into the microphone with the implication that she's signing the song "All I Want for Christmas is You."
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Cake *and* a friendly reminder of my next appointment. 😍
Round cake (like a birthday cake) with white frosting, multicolored sprinkles, and "GO TO THERAPY" written on it.
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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My 2025 Advent calendar is a 3-pound bag of Hershey's miniatures.
Three-pound bag of Hershey's miniatures candy bars
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Oldie but goodie
White text on plain green background: If your candidate is losing right now it's because you didn't put enough flags on your truck. Blame yourselves.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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An image titled “The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.” It shows a close-up photo of a Sloppy Joe sandwich (loose ground beef in tomato sauce on a hamburger bun). Below the photo is a fake multiple-choice quiz question: “68. What is this loose meat in a tomato sauce on a bun called?” The answer options are “Messy Mike,” “Sloppy Joe,” “Filthy Kevin,” and “Dirty Andy.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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“Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme plays
Andrew Cuomo sitting at a table with his head in his hand looking at his phone, presumably at campaign results. He looks like a defeated man. There are 3 of his New York City mayoral campaign signs on the table.
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Three-panel image of a homemade pizza creation shaped like a Minion. First panel shows raw dough shaped like a figure with arms and legs. Second panel shows it decorated pre-baking with pepperoni, cheese, and other toppings to resemble a smiling Minion. Third panel shows the final baked result, now puffed and distorted, with melted features and an uneven expression. Caption above reads, “my daughter started crying.”
April 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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tweet from the user “TFNple Phoenix” (@TemplePhoenix): For Transformers: The Movie: • Orson Welles as robot planet (green checkmark) • kickin’ rock soundtrack (green checkmark) • makes you want the toys (green checkmark) For Citizen Kane: • Orson Welles not robot planet (red X) • little to no rock music (red X) • few toys available (red X) I REST MY CASE (in all caps)
March 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Tweet from @PlagueOfGripes: “An apparition appears in your room alongside a more successful-looking doppelgänger of yourself. Apparition: ‘—and THIS is what you would be!’ Doppelgänger: ‘Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I’ve learned my lesson!’ (both vanish) You: Hey what the fuck”
March 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM